SoSuave male delusion calculator

[ThisIsSparta]

As we lately get educated a lot about the exceptional capabilities of our fellow SoSuave keyboard DonJuans, i was wondering where the sudden flood of beautiful, young, single women is coming from that everyone here is procuring for themselves. Lacking that splendid selection of fine speci(wo)men availlable in my area, i thought maybe math could help me out.

If we say Jason Momoa is a 9.5, what are you? Lets give you the benefit of the doubt and say you are all 8´s or just about to become one very soon. According to your talks most of you are at least 8´s or women love to date down FOR YOU.

We also know you are all banging 9´s and its save to say that 9’s are the gold standard for every successfull man here on SS.

If you are going for less, you are a loser. If you date below 8, you are practically dating ugly women and people wonder why you are even on SS. Just delete your account and keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for that 6.5´s and 7.5´s which are basically only leftovers for the lazy and unworthy amongst us.



Now, lets have a rational mathematical approach to the delusion a substantial number of men seem to suffer from. Because, in spite of whatever you feel like you deserve, reality lies in numbers.



Letting aside that ones 9 is another ones 6, the common denominator we can agree on, i guess, is that 9´s are rare, whatever your taste is. We all know that 10s do not exist, they are unicorns and live only in our fantasy and the 9.5 is the best this world has to offer, so that 9´s must be pretty rare, right?


What makes that 9 so rare? Well the answer might differ for every one of us but in general the following points i guess count for almost all of us:

*of course looks in the first place

*age

*body

*no single mother


Against the seemingly common believe on SS, a woman with SMV of 9 /10 is NOT one in ten women.

Putting a number on the rarity of a 9 is most likely controversial but for the calculator lets say 1 out of 500 women meets the beauty standard of a 9 at a certain point in her life. Just think of your village, smalltown, district, how many beautiful women do you have in your area?

So, lets start calculating:


We will assume that our goal is not a ONS but to find a 9 for a LTR.
We will further assume to have 1.000.000 million people around us which lie in reasonable reach for dating/having a LTR.
Percentages are from my country and may vary at your place, like americans being fatter f.e.


*We start at a pool of 1.000.000 people in our area
*51% of them are women, 510.000 remain
*30% of women are single, because we don’t take hoes that cheat on their boyfriends, right? 168.300 remain
*33% of women declare that they cheated on their partner, we don’t want hoes right? 111.078 remain

*14% of women fall in the age cohort of 20-30, kinda subjective but bear with me when i say women above 30 aint SMV9, whatever their looks. 15.550 remain

*41% of women are overweight(including obesity), we don’t wanna fat chicks right? 9175 remain

*23% of women in that age are mothers, we don’t date single moms, right? 7064 remain

*Remember, we only date beauty lvl 9´s because the rest is for the losers, right? 14 remain


ATTENTION! Feel free to change the formula according to your local circumstances. If you think that every 100th woman is very beautiful and therefore a 9, go ahead, you are a lucky man and for you remain 71 women before the final weedout.




Now, out of that 14 (or 71), the only thing now left to do before you can start your Disney fairy tale partnership (you keep telling us bout) is to weed out:

*addicts

*mentally disordered

*golddiggers

*STD´s

*the ones not willing or not able to make gooood and loooong love to us

*the ones that, god forbid, don’t reciprocate our attraction


*the ones that we find out after a few dates that they are annoying or disgusting, don’t want to be a mother, don’t want to submit, don’t want to stop advertising to other men, don’t want to be a housewife or for whatever other personal reasons




So, whatever number you come up with….. good luck in finding that 1 or less woman out of 1 Million people and congrats, you now have ONEITIS.

Just remember, you need to be at the right place at the right time, otherwise another motherfvcker will prey on her and you are fvcked.

 

[whitething]

I'm old, stay in shape, still have hair. At Walmart in my age group I'm an 8.8.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

This is a fun post; what’s funny is a large number of readers will miss the irony and sarcasm.

I’m dating over 40, often single moms, so I’m an utter loser. Oh, and I’m like a 7.0-7.5 on a good day.

 

[savi0r]

I thought just being a member of this site puts me above 7.5. I think i even read it somewhere. That's the only reason i ain't getting off this site.

 

[The Duke]

Okay okay, I don't want to brag but......

-I dated a girl that had 3 baby daddies and 4 kids. chic was loaded and barely had a job. She got naked in my truck going down the road on the first date. She said she was changing clothes.

-One stripper I dated lived in a half-way house, she was trying to get off drugs I guess. Her 3 kids were taken away from her by the state.

-I ended up fuhking my physical therapist after a few visits. She was fuhking another of her patients plus her husband and me. Once her husband found out, he wanted a 3 some.

Top that boys..........There is no scale for all of that awesome sauce! If that makes me enough of a loser, I want the award!

 

[Bokanovsky]

It seems that everyone uses the 1-10 scale differently. To me, it's only useful as a way to rate women based on appearance (in other words, a woman can be a 9 appearance-wise but still undateable for all sorts of other reasons). I also think that the scale doesn't really apply to women who are 35+ because of aging. I mean, compare Britney Spears at 20 to Britney Spears at 40. Two totally different people.

To me, a 5 is an average looking woman in a specific geographic area. For example, a 5 in the U.S is ugly and overweight. A 5 in Eastern Europe is slim (or at least not fat) and plain looking (but not ugly). Anything above or below 5 is obviously above or below average.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Corrected for reality.
Only the immature rate on aesthetics.

And what do you rate women on? Their inner beauty?

 

[Solomon]

I prefer women that look like this but according to you guys they are fat, so it is what it is lmfaooo

Another example for clarity

 

[SW15]

-I ended up fuhking my physical therapist after a few visits. She was fuhking another of her patients plus her husband and me. Once her husband found out, he wanted a 3 some.

I am impressed by this. I covered the topic of sex with healthcare workers in the thread below. In that same thread, I also mentioned sex with strippers, which you mentioned above as well too.

Generally speaking, if a man wants to have sex with a healthcare worker like a physical therapist, he would need to meet her during her leisure time, not as a patient of the physical therapy clinic.

Physical therapists have advanced degrees, so they are less appealing longer term than some other medical professionals. Shorter term, that matters less. There are some attractive physical therapists out there.

Successfully Approaching Women at Work (General Public Workers)

The idea of approaching women while they are at their jobs containing interaction with the general public is a topic that is somewhat contentious among men. When I think of women who work with the general public, these are the categories that come to mind of women to approach. Strippers...

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The idea of approaching women while they are at their jobs containing interaction with the general public is a topic that is somewhat contentious among men.

Healthcare Workers: It is a pretty common scenario to find an attractive woman as a nurse or medical assistant at a medical office or hospital. Dental hygienists at the dentist's office are common hotties. Years ago, when my grandmother died, I went to the assisted living facility where she died right after her death to help family members clean out her unit. There was a hot nurse/medical assistant there. My grandmother lived in another state not nearby and I was only in the city for a few days and did not have logistics. I also had a girlfriend at home at the time. There was a bit of a flirty vibe there. My cousin, who was in a declining marriage at the time, and local probably could have tried it. I think guys in their 20s/30s visiting their grandparents in facilities can hit on workers there, or guys in their 40s/early 50s with their declining parents.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I don't 'rate' them. They're divided in two groups. Women I'm attracted to. Women I'm not attracted to.

In other words, you have a binary rating system.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Yes, like a binary fork in the road. Please knock that binary shyte off. You don't have to qualify for me. Go impress the ladies with your acumen.

Did I trigger you? I'm sooooo sorry.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I don't think any LTR-seeking Don Juan should be pursuing 9's or even 8's for an LTR. You are better served by being her best option; date down a point or two.

Isn't that what you did? Married a girl who you weren't very attracted to...and now you don't even want to fvck her and are contemplating a divorce? Doesn't sound like dating down has been working out for you.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Its interesting how far off you are here.

My wife was and still is attractive. She was far more attractive than I was when we married, now I am more attractive than her. As I said, she is still attractive. I still fvck her 3x a week on a slow week, usually with HJ/BJ on other days.

My reasons for contemplating divorce are rather complicated and not the subject of this thread. You are more than welcome to go actually read the threads you thought you read, and find out what those reasons are though

Didn't you say that you married the first girl who was willing to have sex with you because you weren't getting attention from other women? Or am I confusing you with another poster?

 

[BaronOfHair]

I don't 'rate' them. They're divided in two groups. Women I'm attracted to. Women I'm not attracted to.

Amen. Keeping **** simple is rapidly becoming a lost art. This wasn't always the case

 

[BadBoy89]

Generally, men want:

- under 35
- not fat
- long hair
- 0 kids

in 2024, even if she is divorced it is OK. Just can’t have kids.

The assumption is that all men want 9/10 actresses all the time. Its not reality.

 

[Fruitbat]

Jesus, you even begin to work this points system. It depends on the woman.

21 yo hot party girl - 2
21 y o trad girl - 4
30 y o hot party girl - 0
30 y o trad girl - 6
Asian girl under 25 - 4
Asian girl over 25 - 7

my frame if you can call it that is I’m good socially, I’m dependable and hard working.
I’m loyal. I’m tall. I’m a bit tubby. I can def excel in a social party setting. I’m never getting laid for looks alone, at present. Lose a couple stone and that comes into play as I’m not ugly and I’m good build and I have some semblance of game. I’m not a pushover anymore.

it’s all relative.

My wife was raised by her uncle and the one she is closest to is just like me (not physically but he’s the same personality. We are different races but you can just tell, we click. We are always the ones left drinking. We’re both pretty uncomplicated)

women do all want the chad when they’re looking for fun but many don’t want this guy for the long haul.

Plenty women I would really love to hit I wouldn’t want to date. Sometimes liking them less makes it easier

 

[BeExcellent]

This is a fun post; what’s funny is a large number of readers will miss the irony and sarcasm.

I’m dating over 40, often single moms, so I’m an utter loser. Oh, and I’m like a 7.0-7.5 on a good day.

Yeah I'm 55 and so not only over the hill and post wall, but entirely over the range on the other side of the continent, lol. Based on my avatar (photo in my 50s) I totally ugly & a troll.

The math does show the delusion though. Must make heads explode to see people happily coupled off out there.

What do those guys know that the avg SS er does not. Hmmmmmm?