Funny text message screenshots received thread!

[Pierce Manhammer]

In the spirit of the online dating screenshots of women’s delusional and whacky dating profiles, let’s post actual screenshots of remarkable or funny texts you’ve received (hopefully like me you took screenshots over time).

I open this thread with this one:

 

[Hamurabimbi]

 

[CollegeMan22]

Rejected.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

 

[BackInTheGame78]

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Do what I do...give them contact info for good chiropractors in the area hahaha

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

This hoe has been trying to meet up with me for over a month.

She came straight over for our first "date" back in May then ghosted me for 2 months. The first "hii" text was in July 15. Tons of calls also thrown in. It's crazy how thirsty women can get when you ignore them.

I can include the pics she sent if anyone wants but she's pretty mid.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Can you size up the screenshots? They’re too blurry to read on a phone.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Can you size up the screenshots? They’re too blurry to read on a phone.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]