Tinder profile says "too high-maintenance for your liking ;)"

[MatureDJ]

 

[Hamurabimbi]

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People fvck around on their Tinder. She’s hot so she can get away with it. I put ridiculous stuff in my bio too sometimes. It doesn’t mean anything. She’ll change it to something else in a week or so.

 

[johnrambo]

She has the thousand c0ck stare

 

[Hamurabimbi]

She has the thousand c0ck stare

I’d tap it. I wouldn’t marry it.

 

[johnrambo]

I’d tap it. I wouldn’t marry it.

Definitely not wifey material

 

[Billtx49]

Nothing worse than a bragging narcissist …

 

[Bokanovsky]

She has the thousand c0ck stare

They all do

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

My thoughts and the things I would tell this c*nt.

How can a low value item be so high maintenance?

We pay for high maintenance on McLarens, now Hyundais.

Why pay for maintenance on someone that has already expired?

 

[mbc0029]

Give her something to write about

 

[The Duke]

You guys are so ruthless....and honest. You can spot it from a mile away.

 

[manfrombelow]

Come on guys, she has the right to claim she's the queen of of the world for all I care.

There's always a difference between what a woman calls herself and what she actually fvcking is. Who gives a fvck. Just ask her out and bang the hell outta her if you feel like it.

 

[manfrombelow]

She has the thousand c0ck stare

That's why they're on Tinder in the 1st place.

I'd still fvck that ass though. Cuz why not? It's not like I'm going to marry her so the both of us could live happily ever after.

 

[Westminster]

She has the thousand c0ck stare

That captures it exactly

 

[Styr]

Come on guys, she has the right to claim she's the queen of of the world for all I care.

There's always a difference between what a woman calls herself and what she actually fvcking is. Who gives a fvck. Just ask her out and bang the hell outta her if you feel like it.

She can very well be a queen. A queen of simps.

PS. This is not meant as disrespecting her. I do not even know who she is and she is most likely just trolling cheap men. But either way, I have 1000 times more respect for the slyttiest onlyfans slyt, than for all the simps who support their lifestyles. Though my mathematics teacher would argue that 0 times 1000 is still 0.

 

[manfrombelow]

She can very well be a queen. A queen of simps.

PS. This is not meant as disrespecting her. I do not even know who she is and she is most likely just trolling cheap men. But either way, I have 1000 times more respect for the slyttiest onlyfans slyt, than for all the simps who support their lifestyles. Though my mathematics teacher would argue that 0 times 1000 is still 0.

One of the best things about being unplugged is knowing that you are one of a very few people who understand how the game works, and use this newfound knowledge to your own advantage.

I mean, why waste time pointing your fingers at simps calling them... simps? Fvck them. Leave them to rot. The fact that they are simps and you're not means you have already won round 01.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

She’s getting a lot of attention. Mission accomplished

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

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"I think I'm a princess and you need to treat me like one."

Okay, I'll lock you in your ivory tower while I look for a suitor who can pay your dowry, because that is what kings do.

 

[Hal9000]

Be careful of super close up face pics. Typically the closer the pic the fatter the body. There are a surprisingly high number of sexy face/rotund body women out there.

 

[mikedee]

It's a trans.

 

[Barrister]

If ever there was a poster for Cluster B that certainly fits the mold.