How to game women you got in a car accident with

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I think your neck hurts from the accident and you should see an attorney about your compensation. You got hit by a commercial driver. That's a payday.
Except it doesn't and I did not get into that type of an accident. My car would get even lower in value (ie any car that's associated with an accident loses 50% of its market value in Canada) and I stand to lose more than gain at the end of the day if it's a trivial type of accident.

Companies do not issue paycheques like that as there are investigations, adjustors, and a whole sort of issues I have no time for. In fact, I remember reporting an accident back in 2019 that was a grey area, and it attracted allot of bad luck. We had another two accidents, one where the car was flipped upside down and totalled. I then look back and think we should never have reported the first accident if it unleashed that level of bad luck afterwards. I'm would never make such a mistake again.

In fact, my mother recently slipped and had a knee-replacement after I got my Employment Insurance approved. It was a nasty fight with the previous employer but feel I sort of played the system against him rather than something that was mutually agreed upon and that happened on the day the first payment would be coming out.

I'm very sensitive to these "bad luck" things and would not want to unleash some worst things in life by trying to play the system.
 

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@corrector

Your thinly veiled contempt for SS is palpable in a post like this. Serious question - what do YOU get out of being here these days?
Maybe its the law of attraction. I fapped on an OF escort and was communicating that "I want woman". This accident happens and a woman comes. This is the law of attraction right?

Have to do it right next time.
 

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Maybe its the law of attraction. I fapped on an OF escort and was communicating that "I want woman". This accident happens and a woman comes. This is the law of attraction right?

Have to do it right next time.
What you are saying is so nonsensical I am not sure where to even begin. Although, I think you are well aware of that.
 

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OF???

Do you give money to women without getting sex in return? You're the ones messing up for everybody.
 

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OF???

Do you give money to women without getting sex in return? You're the ones messing up for everybody.
Oneitis in pictorial form.
 

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OF???

Do you give money to women without getting sex in return? You're the ones messing up for everybody.
No, just one woman. She's a Filipina escort. Just her. All other subscriptions are cancelled. She saw my d, knows I'm mixed (half-black) and said I have a nice mix. Only one other OF lady has a pic of my d. Prior to this only my ex-wife it had been 9 years since any woman saw my d. She also knows about the nervous breakdown with the previous escort I visited 9 years ago. I can't shake her off that easy because of the personal info disclosed to her and fact she saw my d.
 

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This isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. I remember some cougar telling me that she had met an earlier boyfriend this way. :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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"You seem like a cool girl. Would you like to hang out sometime? I wont take you to the Bumper Cars, I promise"

Or if she hit your car from behind you could have said:

"You rear ended me. So how about I rear end you?"
-Barney Stinson
'Hey if you're not busy, can I buy you a cup of coffee'?

No special "gaming" required.
Agree with these.
 

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I knew you would big guy.


You are being ignored so now you are crying like a woman on my threads. Good one. Talk about being but-hurt. Really stupid, I even opened the ignored content this one time to see if you had something constructive or meaningful to ad.
 
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If she wrecks often, I'd just wreck that ass and bounce. Take the both of you somewhere a little quieter than the inside of y'alls hazardous ass vehicles, commiserate a lil bit over some dranks, escalate with the "kino" and jokes because her arousal is already up and then BAM! Unbelievable! You get a bit more time to run that shock & awe than usual...then let her sulk in that summertime sadness after your own pro hit job...assuming you don't butterd1ck it like before.
 

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There is a car detailing shop literally 5 minutes away from my home where there is a Latin brothel next to it where you can choose from a selection of women for $ 70/hh. However, my dad inspected my car and found there was nothing wrong with it to warrent taking it to any shop. Guess that excuse is gone out the window. Best stay on the straight and narrow and taper off this OF thing so there is no wierd spillovers like that again.
 

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However, my dad inspected my car and found there was nothing wrong with it
Jesus, how old are you?

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you troll yourself I don’t even need to try…
 

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If she wrecks often, I'd just wreck that ass and bounce. Take the both of you somewhere a little quieter than the inside of y'alls hazardous ass vehicles, commiserate a lil bit over some dranks, escalate with the "kino" and jokes because her arousal is already up and then BAM! Unbelievable! You get a bit more time to run that shock & awe than usual...then let her sulk in that summertime sadness after your own pro hit job...assuming you don't butterd1ck it like before.
....and you are?
 

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Just got in a mild car accident with a lady. No serious damage happened ot my car and she said thank-you and shook my hand. She wasn't really that hot but fvckable. I was confused by the whole thing and wondered how I could have gamed her differently. Should I have gone for a hug and kiss-close in the middle of the road? Any tips from the pros?

You've already asserted dominance by violently slamming your car into hers and surviving. Now she's already inside of your alpha male frame, you should've just escalated and had a quickie before the paramedics arrived.
 
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