Rabbits are major chick magnets....

[Jesse Pinkman]

Would have never guessed it but adopted one a couple of months ago. Whenever I post a story of it? Women are liking the story, DMing me, and asking about it. I used to own a dog years back and it was never the same kind of reaction. Hung out with a few women and as they were casually talking, they complained about guys owning dogs and said "yeah dude, like you own a dog, congratulations, so does everyone else".

It has been a hook for me whenever I have brought it up on dates, like the girl has wanted to come back to my place and see it.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Rabbits are cute and cuddly symbols for phucking. Here, they get to dote on the symbols without necessarily going through the act. Kinda makes sense when you think about it.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

Rabbits are cute and cuddly symbols for phucking. Here, they get to dote on the symbols without necessarily going through the act. Kinda makes sense when you think about it.

My go to line when I get them back at my place and have let them play with my pet?

"Well, you know what else rabbits love to do"

 

[CollegeMan22]

"Well, you know what else rabbits love to do"

 

[BillyPilgrim]

My go to line when I get them back at my place and have let them play with my pet?

"Well, you know what else rabbits love to do"

Look her in the eye and let the silence hang. "Bite your finger. They like to bite your finger if you're not careful" And then you play with her finger to give her an idea.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

Look her in the eye and let the silence hang. "Bite your finger. They like to bite your finger if you're not careful" And then you play with her finger to give her an idea.

Seems more complicated than my own way but...I will do it!

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Seems more complicated than my own way but...I will do it!

Calibrate my friend. Prob best for the harder cases

 

[BackInTheGame78]

So are tight pants if you have an oversized Johnson where it creates an outline of it...does a lot of speaking for you haha

 

[Millard Fillmore]

So are tight pants if you have an oversized Johnson where it creates an outline of it...does a lot of speaking for you haha

I don't know why this doesn't get discussed more. Women love checking out junk. Easy way to get a smile and a blush.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

So are tight pants if you have an oversized Johnson where it creates an outline of it...does a lot of speaking for you haha

Well by that logic so is a fancy sports car. I was talking about in the context of pets lol.

 

[The Duke]

I don't know why this doesn't get discussed more. Women love checking out junk. Easy way to get a smile and a blush.

Years ago my high school girlfriend and her friend admitted to standing inside the school while I was walking in from the parking lot and checking out my junk on a regular basis. I had no idea.

 

[MatureDJ]

Would have never guessed it but adopted one a couple of months ago. Whenever I post a story of it? Women are liking the story, DMing me, and asking about it. I used to own a dog years back and it was never the same kind of reaction. Hung out with a few women and as they were casually talking, they complained about guys owning dogs and said "yeah dude, like you own a dog, congratulations, so does everyone else".

It has been a hook for me whenever I have brought it up on dates, like the girl has wanted to come back to my place and see it.

And the rabbits will eventually become Hasenpfeffer for the dogs owned by those other men.

 

[MatureDJ]

My go to line when I get them back at my place and have let them play with my pet?

"Well, you know what else rabbits love to do"

Glires (i.e., rodents & rabbits) are the epitome of r-type evolutionary strategy (i.e., be super-fertile so as to balance being so tasty and easy to catch) mammals. This is the underlying reason for rabbits being such an Easter thing - Easter was the Church's incorporation of the common springtime fertility festival, such as the Roman Veneralia - is because they are symbols of fertility (this is also why Easter eggs are such a thing). This is also the reason that Hef chose the rabbit as the symbol of his cultural meme.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

Would have never guessed it but adopted one a couple of months ago. Whenever I post a story of it? Women are liking the story, DMing me, and asking about it. I used to own a dog years back and it was never the same kind of reaction. Hung out with a few women and as they were casually talking, they complained about guys owning dogs and said "yeah dude, like you own a dog, congratulations, so does everyone else".

It has been a hook for me whenever I have brought it up on dates, like the girl has wanted to come back to my place and see it.

Well if you get of bored of it you can always have a nice dinner.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

And the rabbits will eventually become Hasenpfeffer for the dogs owned by those other men.

I really like the old cartoons from 30ties --> 50ties etc. They were very well made, funny, clever and very well done compared to the computer animated shyte we have now.

 

[Kotaix]

I love rabbits, they're pretty funny.

But I had a friend that had one and her place smelled like she had a rabbit, and there were turds all over the carpet.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

there were turds all over the carpet

That's nasty tho...

 

[needimprovement250]

I’ve wanted a rabbit for awhile, not for attracting women but just because I’ve wanted one as a pet. Women do seem to love them though, and having a more unique pet definitely can help you stand out from other men with dogs. I wouldn’t advise getting a snake as a unique pet though, might scare a lot of women.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

I love rabbits, they're pretty funny.

But I had a friend that had one and her place smelled like she had a rabbit, and there were turds all over the carpet.

I rarely have this issue but you have to make sure your bun is neutered or spayed. They are very easy to potty train, just put all the hay in the litter box, they eat and poo at the same time. They poo a lot but all of it ends up in the litter box.

That's nasty tho...

Rabbit poo is hard, dry, and does not smell. Their pee might but having owned a dog before, it was barely any smell to it.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

Glires (i.e., rodents & rabbits) are the epitome of r-type evolutionary strategy (i.e., be super-fertile so as to balance being so tasty and easy to catch) mammals. This is the underlying reason for rabbits being such an Easter thing - Easter was the Church's incorporation of the common springtime fertility festival, such as the Roman Veneralia - is because they are symbols of fertility (this is also why Easter eggs are such a thing). This is also the reason that Hef chose the rabbit as the symbol of his cultural meme.

One of my friends has a white rabbit that he puts a black bowtie on and he named him "Hugh", I am not kidding, the dude legitimately did this.