Don’t let me talk you out of it! The card is just not the tip off.
I like a yoga instructor. I was gonna go tongue in cheek to her and be like, hey if I ask you to grab a coffee are they gonna let me back in here? If that’s not too simp maybe roll with that.
or an iteration of what I was gonna drop on my sons teacher which I know works bc I have used on multiple; I’ve always been afraid to go out with a teacher, and they say why? And you go because im afraid it’ll look like I’m buying my kid an admission letter. So you just go , im afraid you’ll ( fill in your ridiculous over the top medical malpractice reason here)