Did you pay off a doctor to sign them? That's my plan if it comes to it.
No need to. There are so many logical flaws with this rollout that it's very hard to prove if you've had it or not.
Here are the facts:
- Generic Cards that can easily be reproduced because there is no serial number or security strip on them
- CDC puts the responsibility for each state to track who's gotten it or not. They
do not have a centralized database. The states are then putting the burden on the facilities to report them to the state. We all know that clerical errors can be easily made and we all know how antiquated government information systems can be. Not to mention how much they can be vulnerable to hackers.
- There's been no standard agreement about carrying it with you, laminating them, not laminating them(due to future booster shots that need to be written on the same card).
- Some "experts" recommend leaving your card in a safe and just taking pictures of it and keeping it on your phone.
DIY: Find blank pic on internet, print it out, fill it out with various samples found on internet, take a pic of it and keep it on your phone.
Right now there is no concrete way they can prove or not prove you had it without phoning your location and waiting on someone that knows what they're doing for 1/2 hour or so, not to mention they are not going to give this info out to everyone(legal ramifications). If states come out with an online DB lookup, there can always be clerical errors by the facilities failure to report or inaccurately reporting them.
That's why states like California is proposing a vaccine passport because they realized how flawed these generic vaccine cards are.
As it stands now, it's all based on the honor system.