You realize that you're getting old when...

[Who Dares Win]

1)You are no longer interested about new videogames but only keep playing the old ones you are familiar with

2)You focus more about how to avoid taxes than how to get laid

3)You are relieved when you check your phone and find not missed calls or texts

4).....

 

[SW15]

I'm not getting old because getting laid is as much a priority for me at 37 as it was at 17 and 27.

 

[corrector]

You are still using facebook rather than instagram.

 

[SW15]

You are still using facebook rather than instagram.

Facebook, originally founded for the college students of the mid-2000s (now late 30s people), is now the social network for older people 45 or 50+. People my age (the college students of the mid-2000s, late 30s) don't use Facebook that much.

 

[FuzzX]

You remember Saturday Morning cartoons.

You remember when this was romance, not rape.

You remember when women weren't action heroes and Asian culture was cool.

when Gurney Halleck was a MAN.

 

[Igetit!]

When you're going about your life as normal,but all of the sudden,people start calling you "sir".

 

[SirBigBell]

When a woman now has to suck your c0ck for 15mins for you to achieve an erection, yet in your younger years you only had to see a hint of thigh and boob and you’d be ready to rumble on the spot

 

[Grinderman]

You boast about the amount of sleep you got the night before to your work mates / pals if you managed to get more
then 6 hours....

---whereas in the younger years it was the amount of play you got...

 

[BeExcellent]

1. You turn down the car stereo to see better.

2. You realize people born the year you graduated high school are drinking age...or even worse, they are 30!

3. Ditto the avoid taxes thing OP

4. The idea of a quiet night in has as much appeal or more than a wild night out.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Your nose hairs start to go gray.

 

[Mike32ct]

1. If you do pay in cash, you use exact change.

2. They call you sir.

3. You read one of those things called a newspaper.

4. When you order a Coke, they ask if you want Diet Coke.

5. Go from being carded, to not being carded and just waved in, to finally just receiving an eyeroll or no response at all.

 

[Velasco]

Unrelatable/outdated references. Fear the day girls stop laughing at my spongebob references tbh

 

[Mike32ct]

Worst Agepill ever:

HR was giving its regular seminar on sexual harassment. Midway through the seminar, the rep looks around the room and says, “Umm I’ll skip the section about workplace dating.”

 

[Travel memoir21]

- Knees hurt after playing a pick up game of basketball

- Video games no longer intrigue you

- prefer a quiet night out

- Chilling in the park sitting on the bench rather than playing sports

 

[redskinsfan92]

1)You are no longer interested about new videogames but only keep playing the old ones you are familiar with

2)You focus more about how to avoid taxes than how to get laid

3)You are relieved when you check your phone and find not missed calls or texts

4).....

I think about number 2 equally. What does that mean?

 

[FuzzX]

- You think about number 2 more than sex.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Most of the names in your address book start with “Dr.”

 

[Mike32ct]

You refer to ALL younger people as millennials even if they are 19 lol.

 

[FuzzX]

You refer to ALL younger people as millennials even if they are 19 lol.

When I talk to young people about dumb stuff I always say "That's YOUR generation".

 

[SW15]

You refer to ALL younger people as millennials even if they are 19 lol.

Yes, Millennials are turning 25-39 in 2021. Gen Z is now the teens/first half of 20s generation.