Chev.Chelios
Master Don Juan
posting a field report
just remembered the other night some awesome chit went down and wana post before I forgot lolol
been hanging out with a cute gal that lives across town 45 minutes away, we met last October and ended up banging in the back seat of my subaru for hours the same night we met, for some reason we ended up driving around the backroads of the country and pulled over in a little 3 building town in the middle of bumfvck nowhere and started making out and moved to the back seat banging in every awkward position rofl
the first time banging a plate that's attractive is always a thrill and she came about 5 times I put in work, said she never experienced anything like that and that every other guy she banged sucks. when she was on top of me screaming she kept saying she definently wants to see me again, this pleases me.
fast forward a few months we kept hanging out in the reg.. amazing chick she treats me like a god, keeps my fridge supplied with kombuchas.. the kind I like. makes me food, rubs my back whenever I want, I'm in love lolol
so the other night were banging and for some reason we had this epic emotional bang session, for some reason we both open up and get all lovey, in about 2 hours she came 20+ times lost count around 15
20 fvcking times guys, TWENTY. HER LEGS WERE SO NUMB SHE COULDN'T WALK LOL
when i was done pulverizing her eyes glazed over and she kept slurring her words..
"omg chev.. that was... that.. was.. uh insane, omg, my legs wtf are u and were did I meet u again omg, soo goodddd soo good blahhh"
this doesn't apply to just this one girl, in the past I've had the hobby of making girls orgasm as much as possible because it's fun and they really get attached and want to keep banging. my ex used to *** around 5 times wheneber we had sex.
awhile after we broke up she said most of the guys she banged are horrible, don't last more then 5 minutes and are completely cold, lots of other random girls I've banged also say the same thing.
so lessons I've taken from this so far..
- girls hot or not usually have horrible sex lives because guys suck
- girls sex drives are far more powerful then I ever thought to be. when a chick is aroused she can literally bang and orgasm for hours and hours and fun literally dozens of times
- when a girl is aroused she will literally do anything, and I mean anything.
- kind of fvcked up my reality because my one penis compared to a girls sex drive is massively disproportionate );
you ever try to out bang a girl and no matter what you do you just can't do it? it's like trying to swim against a wave in the ocean, it's far more powerful then you'll ever be. I felt kind of emasculated as a man after this.
walked around with my head down the past couple days because I felt so beaten.
- you can never tame a vagina and your one penis isn't enough to satisfy a girl ever.
reading sex at dawn again talks about how women naturally are sexually promiscuous and will bang the men in a tribe to collect sperm samples to get the best offspring (sperm wars)
well in my experience this is true, women are capable of banging 20 guys in one night easily and getting TONS OF FVXKING SPERM LOL.
-guys that have oneitus over a girl and crying they can't be exclusive with her really do t know wtf their dealing with. keeping a vagina to yourself is a sin.
- monogamy is a joke lol
- human nature is something way different then what religion, god, society, your parents have taught you.
ps: before the critisism the girl I'm talking about is an average small town girl. not some psycho porn star that's on drugs.
the other girls are the same to, all the girls are the same really.
making girls *** is actually really easy and im not some jacked chad with a 2 foot dck.
read this and just know that girls are wildly different and more sexually crazed then any creature on earth
<3
just remembered the other night some awesome chit went down and wana post before I forgot lolol
been hanging out with a cute gal that lives across town 45 minutes away, we met last October and ended up banging in the back seat of my subaru for hours the same night we met, for some reason we ended up driving around the backroads of the country and pulled over in a little 3 building town in the middle of bumfvck nowhere and started making out and moved to the back seat banging in every awkward position rofl
the first time banging a plate that's attractive is always a thrill and she came about 5 times I put in work, said she never experienced anything like that and that every other guy she banged sucks. when she was on top of me screaming she kept saying she definently wants to see me again, this pleases me.
fast forward a few months we kept hanging out in the reg.. amazing chick she treats me like a god, keeps my fridge supplied with kombuchas.. the kind I like. makes me food, rubs my back whenever I want, I'm in love lolol
so the other night were banging and for some reason we had this epic emotional bang session, for some reason we both open up and get all lovey, in about 2 hours she came 20+ times lost count around 15
20 fvcking times guys, TWENTY. HER LEGS WERE SO NUMB SHE COULDN'T WALK LOL
when i was done pulverizing her eyes glazed over and she kept slurring her words..
"omg chev.. that was... that.. was.. uh insane, omg, my legs wtf are u and were did I meet u again omg, soo goodddd soo good blahhh"
this doesn't apply to just this one girl, in the past I've had the hobby of making girls orgasm as much as possible because it's fun and they really get attached and want to keep banging. my ex used to *** around 5 times wheneber we had sex.
awhile after we broke up she said most of the guys she banged are horrible, don't last more then 5 minutes and are completely cold, lots of other random girls I've banged also say the same thing.
so lessons I've taken from this so far..
- girls hot or not usually have horrible sex lives because guys suck
- girls sex drives are far more powerful then I ever thought to be. when a chick is aroused she can literally bang and orgasm for hours and hours and fun literally dozens of times
- when a girl is aroused she will literally do anything, and I mean anything.
- kind of fvcked up my reality because my one penis compared to a girls sex drive is massively disproportionate );
you ever try to out bang a girl and no matter what you do you just can't do it? it's like trying to swim against a wave in the ocean, it's far more powerful then you'll ever be. I felt kind of emasculated as a man after this.
walked around with my head down the past couple days because I felt so beaten.
- you can never tame a vagina and your one penis isn't enough to satisfy a girl ever.
reading sex at dawn again talks about how women naturally are sexually promiscuous and will bang the men in a tribe to collect sperm samples to get the best offspring (sperm wars)
well in my experience this is true, women are capable of banging 20 guys in one night easily and getting TONS OF FVXKING SPERM LOL.
-guys that have oneitus over a girl and crying they can't be exclusive with her really do t know wtf their dealing with. keeping a vagina to yourself is a sin.
- monogamy is a joke lol
- human nature is something way different then what religion, god, society, your parents have taught you.
ps: before the critisism the girl I'm talking about is an average small town girl. not some psycho porn star that's on drugs.
the other girls are the same to, all the girls are the same really.
making girls *** is actually really easy and im not some jacked chad with a 2 foot dck.
read this and just know that girls are wildly different and more sexually crazed then any creature on earth
<3
