marmel75
Master Don Juan
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Quick story...
Was at the gym last night and saw this cute chick with an amazing ass in tight pants. I saw her kinda checking me out I smiled at her. She smiled back and then I noticed her in my vicinity a few times as i went about my business. Normally I don't bother with this stuff at the gym but I was in a playful mood last night so i said "Do i need to call security and report you for stalking?" She laughed and was like "Whatever! You wish!" But she was still smiling.
So I went super direct and told her "I have to admit I was wondering something." And she was like "Oh yeah? Whats that." And i said "Your ass looks so amazing in those pants, i was just wondering if I came up and smacked it how many times my hand would bounce off it"
She got all red in the face but kept smiling and said "Wow...that was pretty up front. Do you always say stuff like that to women you dont even know??" And I said "Depends on my mood". She laughed and walked away. As I was getting ready to leave I see her out of thr corner of my eye approaching me and she hands me a piece of paper and she says "Here is my number call me sometime and maybe you can test it out yourself"
Guys...be bold and give no fvcks. Dont back down when challenged. It might not work but it just might.
Was at the gym last night and saw this cute chick with an amazing ass in tight pants. I saw her kinda checking me out I smiled at her. She smiled back and then I noticed her in my vicinity a few times as i went about my business. Normally I don't bother with this stuff at the gym but I was in a playful mood last night so i said "Do i need to call security and report you for stalking?" She laughed and was like "Whatever! You wish!" But she was still smiling.
So I went super direct and told her "I have to admit I was wondering something." And she was like "Oh yeah? Whats that." And i said "Your ass looks so amazing in those pants, i was just wondering if I came up and smacked it how many times my hand would bounce off it"
She got all red in the face but kept smiling and said "Wow...that was pretty up front. Do you always say stuff like that to women you dont even know??" And I said "Depends on my mood". She laughed and walked away. As I was getting ready to leave I see her out of thr corner of my eye approaching me and she hands me a piece of paper and she says "Here is my number call me sometime and maybe you can test it out yourself"
Guys...be bold and give no fvcks. Dont back down when challenged. It might not work but it just might.
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