Tinder pickup lines

[sosousage]

Lets everyone share his favourite tinder line here that might proceed to date.

Ill start.

- voices in my head told me to text u

 

[Glassguy]

Me: Do you recycle?
Her: yes/no...why do you ask?
Me: Because I want to smash your box

Note-Those interested and sexual will think its funny. Prudes and serious relationship seekers will unmatch immediately. I am fine with either lol.

 

[Fruitbat]

I don't use Tinder.

Match.

"Howdy, I'm fruitbat. Personalised comment usually with humour"

 

[sosousage]

Me: Do you recycle?
Her: yes/no...why do you ask?
Me: Because I want to smash your box

Note-Those interested and sexual will think its funny. Prudes and serious relationship seekers will unmatch immediately. I am fine with either lol.

lmao it doesnt sound that cool after translation to my langauge, but in english indeed

I've never used Tinder but in my opinion there's no pickup line needed...ever.

On the first email this is what I write:

"Wow you look terrific how is your week going??--Espi"

On the second email this is what I write:

"I'd like you to join me for a drink. Will you meet me at (place) this (day) at (time)??"

lol email? are you getting success

I don't use Tinder.

Match.

"Howdy, I'm fruitbat. Personalised comment usually with humour"

will use that!

 

[Fruitbat]

Genuine not sure how it works with younger chicks but I picked up my current 24 y o with a comment about her religion.

Before that, I speak Russian (badly) so I tried a few pigeon lines and the fact I clearly wasn't copy and pasting worked a treat.

The one before that I made a comment about her neighbourhood being quite downmarket and asked if she fancied popping to somewhere safe for the night.

Before that, she contacted me.

Before that, I think it was her job, which was more of a male profession and some shyt about being surrounded by men and why she needs to use OLD.

Seriously, it;s easy. No pickup lines EVER worked for me. Just saying Hi, Im X, wanted to hear more about you, is better IMO.

Pick up lines scream "I have researched this and trying this out on you" if you're succeeding, it;s your pic and you're succeeding in spite of the pick up line.

The auro of OLD is "I'm just a dude who is trying this out, it;s not a focus, I screen for women I like and this is why I want to talk to you"

You wouldn't talk to a man in a pub/bar with a friend/mate/buddy line. You;d just shoot the shyt. Women are the same.

 

[ApolloSunGod]

Not a tinder user but here's one I joke around with..
its actually work for me a couple of times..
me: do you like subway?
her: why?
Me: cause you got a foot long waiting..
pick up lines work if you have a few to work with spit game..

 

[sosousage]

Genuine not sure how it works with younger chicks but I picked up my current 24 y o with a comment about her religion.

Before that, I speak Russian (badly) so I tried a few pigeon lines and the fact I clearly wasn't copy and pasting worked a treat.

The one before that I made a comment about her neighbourhood being quite downmarket and asked if she fancied popping to somewhere safe for the night.

Before that, she contacted me.

Before that, I think it was her job, which was more of a male profession and some shyt about being surrounded by men and why she needs to use OLD.

Seriously, it;s easy. No pickup lines EVER worked for me. Just saying Hi, Im X, wanted to hear more about you, is better IMO.

Pick up lines scream "I have researched this and trying this out on you" if you're succeeding, it;s your pic and you're succeeding in spite of the pick up line.

The auro of OLD is "I'm just a dude who is trying this out, it;s not a focus, I screen for women I like and this is why I want to talk to you"

You wouldn't talk to a man in a pub/bar with a friend/mate/buddy line. You;d just shoot the shyt. Women are the same.

here i have no luck with anything. i try unique jokes basing on their photos but im only getting women that are texting with me for hours or days but when i ask about meeting she says no i then ask why she texts me and the answer is "I like to make fun of people" wtf dam it

i will try your ideas

 

[Fruitbat]

here i have no luck with anything. i try unique jokes basing on their photos but im only getting women that are texting with me for hours or days but when i ask about meeting she says no i then ask why she texts me and the answer is "I like to make fun of people" wtf dam it

i will try your ideas

Jesus man, give her your number within 30 mins. Tell her to move to text/whatsapp. That's how you filter that shyt out mate.

This is why Match and paysites are better. Few women go through the hoops to pick up attention.

 

[sosousage]

Jesus man, give her your number within 30 mins. Tell her to move to text/whatsapp. That's how you filter that shyt out mate.

This is why Match and paysites are better. Few women go through the hoops to pick up attention.

I will try match but afaik only tinder and badoo are working (for women only of course) in my country. i tried bumble and there was one girl only lol. ill check Match.

so you suggest me to just give my number after 30min talk saying i have to go? lol that might work

 

[Fruitbat]

I will try match but afaik only tinder and badoo are working (for women only of course) in my country. i tried bumble and there was one girl only lol. ill check Match.

so you suggest me to just give my number after 30min talk saying i have to go? lol that might work

Yes, absolutely. My line was "Anyhow, it was good chatting to you, my number is x, text me yours"

or I would say shyt like "Anyway "insert name", are you are dater?"

I remember attention hoeres from POF. You don't get them on match.

Bear in mind I am 30s. I have checked women on Badoo and they seem much slyttier and willing to bang. Match girls are there for a BF.

All of my "game" is relationship game or at least aimed at those kind of girls. I am seriously out of my depth playing the casual game. I've never, ever negotiated a sex only or casual relationship. I've slid into f buddy but not really trying to.

The world of girls who just allow you to fvck them every few weeks with minimal investment is alien to me, hats off to the guys that can do that.

 

[Building_and_Loan]

Lets everyone share his favourite tinder line here that might proceed to date.

Ill start.

- voices in my head told me to text u

Please tell me you don't actually use that line. You want to give off the paranoid schizophrenic vibe?

 

[MrJack]

I've never used Tinder but in my opinion there's no pickup line needed...ever.

On the first email this is what I write:

"Wow you look terrific how is your week going??--Espi"

On the second email this is what I write:

"I'd like you to join me for a drink. Will you meet me at (place) this (day) at (time)??"

How old are you?

I'm genuinely curious, not making fun but I never thought it possible to game a chick through email.

 

[FwoGiZ]

emails? personalised msgs? WTF is going on with you people? way to waste time and look weird
I am not sharing my openers sorry

 

[sosousage]

emails? personalised msgs? WTF is going on with you people? way to waste time and look weird
I am not sharing my openers sorry

Yeah I made that thread so people who actually want to share can do it. no need for statements "i will not give you my openers, you beta"