Women who want their p*ssy eaten

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Have you guys found this to be a requirement for any girl you've been with? None of the girls I've had sex with have asked or motioned for me to eat em out. Yet it's something you see women mentioning all the time in memes and such. But for me it seems like a role reversal. To me, it feels far more natural for a woman to give a bl0wjob than for a man to eat pvssy. I don't want to speak for women since I'm a man, and although there are surely women out there who want their man to do it, I think it's really just something women think they want. But in actual practice they want to be submissive and f*cked good.

What do you guys think?
 

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It's possibly my favorite thing to do is to go down on a woman. My last girlfriend had never had an orgasm until our first date when I went down on her. After that, she was really good to me for a long time. I never felt closer to her than when I was going down on her. The key is to barely, barely touch the tip of her ****oris with your tongue and essentially keep it one millimeter away and let her move against it. Then inhale her entire vagina and hold your tongue inside her ****oris. It helps to pin them down, holding her wrists so she can't move. Tell her "Let me know when you come, ok? I promise I won't stop until you do". It also helps to lick everything around her vagina but no touch the ****oris at all until after you have touched and massaged every inch of her body. Move the vagina to the side with your hand and run your tongue all around the edge without going inside it. Then you can penetrate them and they will be gushing.

I went down on my last girl every single time I ever had the chance to. Also, try going down on her after sex.

Meanwhile blow jobs don't do anything for me.
 

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I enjoy eating. I don't know why you would feel like it's submissive to eat but it feels dominating to me because they are usually helpless and you pretty much have them under your thumb.

Just look at the way a woman orgasms from oral. She can't even control herself. You can pretty much make her say anything while giving oral and she'll say it.

As long as she keeps herself clean, tastes good and smells good, I can eat all day long.
 

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I like eating my wife out, or any woman really so long as she's healthy down there and it doesn't smell like a sewer. I know some guys dont do it, that's fine. My wife was even a little hesitant about it years ago but gradually got her warmed up to the idea. I found a technique that works for her pretty well and frankly the first few weeks I did this, my tongue was sore from the amount of work I had to do. The tongue is a muscle like any other, but I've been able to get a good technique of massaging her g-spot with my tongue. I have to angle her just right to be able to get my tongue to reach that far, but it's possible.

This makes her orgasm faster than pounding her hard from behind.
 

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Not sure why this would be a problem for any man. This is a skill that if you learn to do it well will keep a chick coming back to you doing whatever you want. It's an investment... I can't say I like doing it, but I don't hate it, but I do love the results.
 

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I haven't had a girl that didn't enjoy it. If they don't want you doing it, my guess is they have issues, you aren't making them feel comfortable, or you aren't very good at it.

And 99% of girls aren't going to "motion to you or ask to eat them out". lol. My suggestion is to get over your hang up you have and learn to eat pu$$y like a boss. The bond you have with a girl will always be stronger when you give her the best sechs she ever had. Women want it all. They want a guy that can make every part of their body orgasm. The better you are, the deeper the bond, and the more you can get away with.
 

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Definitely has not been a requirement for any girl I've been with, but that hasn't stopped me from doing it obviously.

Not huge fan of it, but I'll do it depending on the girl and how nice she keeps it down there.
 

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I would say 90% of women enjoy "lingus" but the problem is only 10% of men know what they're doing down there. Ask any woman. @bigneil seems to have a good technique. I have a move too and sometimes you need some feedback from the woman because they're all different. They key is to go slow, focus on the c*it, and tease a bit. Don't try to emulate what you see in porno because it's really exaggerated. Practice makes perfect! And NEVER ask...just do!
 

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Not sure why this would be a problem for any man. This is a skill that if you learn to do it well will keep a chick coming back to you doing whatever you want. It's an investment... I can't say I like doing it, but I don't hate it, but I do love the results.
I swear to god I have kept some women around for years based on my golden tongue action alone..
 

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I must be in the minority who hate it. Taste sucks and it seems overly submissive.
 

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My girlfriend doesn't hate a good licking, but I can do a better job on her clitoris with my fingers than my tongue can. Honestly I don't like pussy licking mostly because of residual smell, no matter how good it's cleaned.

A dick is easier to make attractive than a hole. She sucks my dick all the time, all I give in return is multiple orgasms with a couple of minutes fingering.

I don't give a fuck about submissive and dominating, masculine and feminine etc. It's some stereotypes that limits my options, fuck that.
 

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My girlfriend doesn't hate a good licking, but I can do a better job on her clitoris with my fingers than my tongue can. Honestly I don't like pussy licking mostly because of residual smell, no matter how good it's cleaned.
Dude, find a new girl. They should smell and taste like cotton candy.
 

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I must be in the minority who hate it. Taste sucks and it seems overly submissive.
When you start making them repeatedly orgasm from it, you feel like a puppeteer. You command her orgasm. Women don't forget that.

One of the best compliments I ever received was from a woman I dated. Two years after we split up, I got a random text from her, asking me to write out detailed instructions on how to bring her to orgasm. The reason why she wanted it was because she was with a new dude who absolutely sucked at it. All I told her is that I just respond to her subtle cues, and that's something that just cannot be written down on paper.

There are lots of men who are terrible at licking carpet. When you make her orgasm with your fingers, your mouth and your tongue, you out-alpha every man she dates after you who has no fvcking clue what he's doing down there.
 

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I always viewed it as a necessary part of foreplay. aka, the appetizer. Gets her wetter than she already is for some pounding. If you're spending all night down there, and she wants it that way, it might be a submission/frame problem if it becomes a regular thing.
 
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When you start making them repeatedly orgasm from it, you feel like a puppeteer. You command her orgasm. Women don't forget that.

One of the best compliments I ever received was from a woman I dated. Two years after we split up, I got a random text from her, asking me to write out detailed instructions on how to bring her to orgasm. The reason why she wanted it was because she was with a new dude who absolutely sucked at it. All I told her is that I just respond to her subtle cues, and that's something that just cannot be written down on paper.

There are lots of men who are terrible at licking carpet. When you make her orgasm with your fingers, your mouth and your tongue, you out-alpha every man she dates after you who has no fvcking clue what he's doing down there.
I guess I'm kinda selfish and just wanna shoot my stuff and go do something more useful. I'm not looking to bring someone a life-changing experience.
 

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Back in 1993, my first girl (who herself was bisexual and dating a lesbian) used to force me to set the oven timer for 30 minutes and go down on her until it beeped before we could have sex.

I would wake up with a sore tongue like if you were at the gym.

But a great line to use as you go down on her is: "I was trained by a lesbian".
 

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A good lover can be hard to find (pun intended). Seriously though few men have any idea what they are doing based on my rather limited experience. My ex husband was/is an amazing lover, something not simple to replace. That was the only thing I was starting to struggle with regarding the lover I had since getting divorced. He didn't know what he was doing either orally or digitally and got a little frustrated if I tried to guide him with what works. He was passionate and a great kisser, but frankly somewhat disappointing in bed because he expected me to work just like his ex-wife. But I don't.

While men are pretty simple (y'all climax when you bust your nut) with stimulation, women are much more complex. Sexuality and climax have to do with intimacy, trust, emotional closeness and bonding in addition to technique. Some women fake to make their partners feel better, others are completely off the rails/out of control. That's where you get crazy sex. Unfortunately crazy sex is often attached to certifiably crazy. Emotionally healthy women are going to take a bit to warm up (the tea kettle is a good analogy) but once you learn how to drive the car, enjoying the performance gets good.

Many women climax more reliably from oral or digital stimulation than from penetration. But women are much more individual than men in this regard. My ex and I used to discuss this quite a bit, he was an experienced man and I found it fascinating since I only know myself. If you as a man can truly give her a powerful orgasm, she is going to think twice about letting you go. And now you know why I stayed with my ex for so many years. ;)
 

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Sex should be simple and the women who complicate it with all their special needs are a pain in the butt. I don't have time to solve the rubik's cube of how to make each and every girl squirt like a fire hose. If you find one you're compatible with, great. If not, don't re-invent yourself just so one girl won't "let you go".
 
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