Bigneil's 30 Strippers

[bigneil]

A-hole asked "How long did your 30 strippers stay with you?"

#1) 1993 - (24 months) MA I didn't realize my first girlfriend was secretly a stripper
#2) 1993 - (24 months) MA My first love also became a stripper
#3) 1999 - (60 months) MA Then 18, a girl I knew became a stripper
#4) 2000 - (1 month) MA The hottest girl in town who we knew was a stripper stripped in my apartment
#5) 2011 - (30 months) TX I had a 2.5 year relationship with stripper
#6) 2012 - (4 months) TX I had an affair
#7) 2013 - (4 months) NY I lived with a stripper who was my roommate
#8) 2013 - (3 months) CA My dream girl
#9) 2013 - (3 months) CA Backup
#10) 2013 - (2 months) CA Another bikini model
#11) 2014 - (3 months) TX girl
#12) 2014 - (3 months) TX girl
#13) 2014 - (18 months) TX girl
#14) 2014 - (1 month) TX girl
#15) 2015 - (6 months) OK girl
#16) 2015 - (2 months) OK girl
#17) 2015 - (2 months) AL girl
#18) 2015 - (2 months) GA girl
#19) 2016 - (2 months) AL girl
#20) 2016 - (2 months) GA girl
#21) 2016 - (3 months) GA girl
#22) 2016 - (4 months) GA girl
#23 - #30) - (2010 - 2017, .03 months (8 other girls were just ONS))

Average: 30 girls, 7 months each over 23 years

NOTE: Does not count girls who were paid.

Question: Tell us how long your average non-stripper relationships were (and how many you had)?

 

[Serenity]

Damn, didn't expect such detail. Thanks.

I'm still young, so is the average obviously. First girlfriend when I was 16 lasted 2 months. Then nobody for the next 5 years, failed at everything regarding girls. Found this forum when I was 21, researched like crazy. Had some girls here and there, but wouldn't call it relationships, ONS and such. A little before turning 24 (1 and 1/2 year ago) I met a woman I really like, still with her and enjoying it.

So 2 relationships the longest being my current one.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

No one cares.

 

[bigneil]

No one cares.

As the A-hole herself who asked the original question (conveniently in a thread I was banned from replying to) bumps the thread. Note she doesn't dare tell us how long her relationship (singular) lasted.

 

[sazc]

omg stop

 

[l_e_g_e_n_d]

Bigneil, I wouldnt bang any of those girls you posted with your dlck. Time to spend more money for hotter women cheapo

 

[skinnyguy]

This is another childish thread. Mods please close it.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

I didn't ask, Grewd did. I just explained why people tell you that money isn't the end all, beall.

Why do you have to post it online for the whole forum to see? Just PM Grewd. Here you are, yet again, showing off hoping that we'll give you some brownie points and possibly respect you and your opinions more. If us disagreeing with your opinions bother you, then you can run off to your safe space and cry in your strippers arms. Even I at 17 am manlier than you are in your 40s or 50s because I can at least take criticism. I'd tell you to grow up but I can see that won't do you any good since manchilds with manginas are too afraid to. Such big ego based on a job. Without your job you have nothing. You wouldn't be able to go out and spend $400 on a first date, you wouldn't be able to throw enough money a prostitute's way to get her to fvck you, you wouldn't even be able to brag about anything on here or to your boss who fired you because he hated your arrogant attitude. And that's what separates you from other guys here, because they don't need money to prove to the world just how great they are. They don't NEED the money to bang b!tches, whereas you do. You may have a lot of money, but you're still worthless.

Mods, it's best if you shut down this thread too now because littleneil's feelings are gonna get hurt again. It's best to avoid another 5-paged thread filled with only ad hominems.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Inb4 50 year old manchild tells me how he could beat me up because he has no way to counter my post. Pathetic.

 

[9Volt]

I didn't ask, Grewd did. I just explained why people tell you that money isn't the end all, beall.

Why do you have to post it online for the whole forum to see? Just PM Grewd. Here you are, yet again, showing off hoping that we'll give you some brownie points and possibly respect you and your opinions more. If us disagreeing with your opinions bother you, then you can run off to your safe space and cry in your strippers arms. Even I at 17 am manlier than you are in your 40s or 50s because I can at least take criticism. I'd tell you to grow up but I can see that won't do you any good since manchilds with manginas are too afraid to. Such big ego based on a job. Without your job you have nothing. You wouldn't be able to go out and spend $400 on a first date, you wouldn't be able to throw enough money a prostitute's way to get her to fvck you, you wouldn't even be able to brag about anything on here or to your boss who fired you because he hated your arrogant attitude. And that's what separates you from other guys here, because they don't need money to prove to the world just how great they are. They don't NEED the money to bang b!tches, whereas you do. You may have a lot of money, but you're still worthless.

Mods, it's best if you shut down this thread too now because littleneil's feelings are gonna get hurt again. It's best to avoid another 5-paged thread filled with only ad hominems.

You must be broke and or can't afford to pay strippers big bucks, tips, presents, and dinners for them to show up to go on a date with you. Only chumps don't do that. If you ain't shelling out $$$ and inviting them to the fanciest places you can name drop, buying them things (women who's profession is to dance naked for money and take men's money) then you aren't a real man. Spending less than $200 a dinner is for suckers who are poor and can't afford to support 'quality' strippers.

You should be telling strangers on the net how much you make daily and obviously telling classy, saving for "college", sane minded strippers who get naked for $$$ how much $$$ you make daily so that you can get a self-esteem boost from those same strippers who are "desired" by men that throw money at them while they dance on stage and laps etc. for their money to tell you how handsome you are, generous, and how your huge dink is the best they ever had while professing their undying "love" for you for 3 months tops.

Only go after low quality women who strip for a living that are impressed with the fact you part with your money so quickly for them simply to show up and make all those other poor, broke cheap, and jealous suckers wish they were you. LMAO

 

[9Volt]

A-hole asked "How long did your 30 strippers stay with you?"

#1) 1993 - (24 months) MA I didn't realize my first girlfriend was secretly a stripper
#2) 1993 - (24 months) MA My first love also became a stripper
#3) 1999 - (60 months) MA Then 18, a girl I knew became a stripper
#4) 2000 - (1 month) MA The hottest girl in town who we knew was a stripper stripped in my apartment
#5) 2011 - (30 months) TX I had a 2.5 year relationship with stripper
#6) 2012 - (4 months) TX I had an affair
#7) 2013 - (4 months) NY I lived with a stripper who was my roommate
#8) 2013 - (3 months) CA My dream girl
#9) 2013 - (3 months) CA Backup
#10) 2013 - (2 months) CA Another bikini model
#11) 2014 - (3 months) TX girl
#12) 2014 - (3 months) TX girl
#13) 2014 - (18 months) TX girl
#14) 2014 - (1 month) TX girl
#15) 2015 - (6 months) OK girl
#16) 2015 - (2 months) OK girl
#17) 2015 - (2 months) AL girl
#18) 2015 - (2 months) GA girl
#19) 2016 - (2 months) AL girl
#20) 2016 - (2 months) GA girl
#21) 2016 - (3 months) GA girl
#22) 2016 - (4 months) GA girl
#23 - #30) - (2010 - 2017, .03 months (8 other girls were just ONS))

Average: 30 girls, 7 months each over 23 years

NOTE: Does not count girls who were paid.

Question: Tell us how long your average non-stripper relationships were (and how many you had)?

did you calculate how much money each stripper cost you during the amount of time they swung from the money tree?

if you spent 200 a week on them, for 7 months, 30 strippers. 200x4x7x200= 168,000 you spent on strippers. And that's if you only spent 200 a week on them. 168,000 wasted.

you could have done far better things with 168,000 dollars

 

[bigneil]

$168,000 over 23 years is less than 5% of my salary. Try again.

So I must be broke and be paying them? Wow. The brain damage here is almost sad.

(Note that you can spot women like 9volt as they always have a (laugh out loud) or some type of abbreviated text thing).

You must be broke and or can't afford to pay strippers big bucks, tips, presents, and dinners for them to show up to go on a date with you. LMAO

Note that not one member has confessed to ever having one 7 month relationship with any girl, ever.

 

[bigneil]

Without your job you have nothing.

Welcome to manhood, little boy! Someday you too will have a job. In the meantime, you rely on your welfare mom whose bills I have paid your whole pathetic life. But don't worry. I never f*cked her because she is gross. Hence, you're non-white.

Without your job you have nothing.

Besides the fact I'm 6'5" 230 with a 160 IQ and look like a cross between Russell Crowe and Peyton Manning? Besides the fact I could make you cry within 5 seconds if you were in the same room as me? Try again.

 

[9Volt]

$168,000 over 23 years is less than 5% of my salary. Try again.

So I must be broke and be paying them? Wow. The brain damage here is almost sad.

(Note that you can spot women like 9volt as they always have a (laugh out loud) or some type of abbreviated text thing).


Note that not one member has confessed to ever having one 7 month relationship with any girl, ever.

I was replying to the cheap poster who can't afford to pay 168,000 to date strippers.

I forgot 23 years. that makes that 168,000 on strippers not bad at all.

if I weren't a broke bum and won the lotto I'd double that to give to strippers to tell me they loved me.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Welcome to manhood, little boy! Someday you too will have a job. In the meantime, you rely on your welfare mom whose bills I have paid your whole pathetic life. But don't worry. I never f*cked her because she is gross. Hence, you're non-white.

Tsk tsk tsk. littleneil you should know better than to make assumptions. We are not broke, we have money. My parents are just cheap with their kids. And I am not 100% white, but if you saw me you would think of me as white. I don't look anything like my ethnic background. Most people are in complete shock when I tell them my nationalities.

Besides the fact I'm 6'5" 230 with a 160 IQ and look like a cross between Russell Crowe and Peyton Manning? Besides the fact I could make you cry within 5 seconds if you were in the same room as me? Try again.

DING DING DING! Just as I called it. No way to counter my claims so you have to resort to "I can beat you up easily" claims. I find it funny considering the fact that you said you hired a physical trainer and had the first real workout of your life even though you have supposedly been going to the gym for a while. Well folks, it just goes to show that this guy is that one retard at the gym who does everything wrong and hasn't made any progress since going there.

You are a joke dude, and not even one that's funny.

 

[9Volt]

Tsk tsk tsk. littleneil you should know better than to make assumptions. We are not broke, we have money. My parents are just cheap with their kids. And I am not 100% white, but if you saw me you would think of me as white. I don't look anything like my ethnic background. Most people are in complete shock when I tell them my nationalities.

DING DING DING! Just as I called it. No way to counter my claims so you have to resort to "I can beat you up easily" claims. I find it funny considering the fact that you said you hired a physical trainer and had the first real workout of your life even though you have supposedly been going to the gym for a while. Well folks, it just goes to show that this guy is that one retard at the gym who does everything wrong and hasn't made any progress since going there.

You are a joke dude, and not even one that's funny.

jokes on you. Neil bought the gym and turned it into a 5 star restaurant for himself and strippers only.

clothing NOT allowed

 

[zekko]

As long as we're on the subject my current relationship has lasted 12 years and counting. I've also had another relationship that lasted 10 years. Obviously I've missed out on some variety during those years but I don't mind, I ran around a lot when I was in my 20s.

I have a pretty stable personality, I stay on an even keel.

Regarding money, however you deal with women, it's nice to have some cash for yourself, if no one else. At least Neil is sharing his good fortune. He's kind of the anti-Scrooge.

 

[9Volt]

As long as we're on the subject my current relationship has lasted 12 years and counting. I've also had another relationship that lasted 10 years. Obviously I've missed out on some variety during those years but I don't mind, I ran around a lot when I was in my 20s.

I have a pretty stable personality, I stay on an even keel.

Regarding money, however you deal with women, it's nice to have some cash for yourself, if no one else. At least Neil is sharing his good fortune. He's kind of the anti-Scrooge.

shelling out 168,000 bucks to pay strippers who get paid to tell men what they want to hear while giving them lap dances etc is anti-"scrooge seduction".

 

[Serenity]

@ImTheDoubleGreatest! Calm down. He's got lots of money and obviously don't care about the expenses he has on women. He is aware of it and does it willingly, not because he believes he must but because he can and want to. Had he thought it was required to spend that amount of money on women (like an AFC) it would be reasonable to argue against it for his own good. But he isn't suffering for his (in my opinion) waste of money.

Though I don't agree to it I will respect the fact that he can do whatever the fvck he wants with his money.

@bigneil Initially I meant my question as a burn, but now I am genuinely curious. So let's try turning this thread into an open discussion before it's closed because of ad hominems, I'm surprised it isn't already. The answers to these questions are not intended to be used against you (by me at least).

Would you have liked those relationships to have lasted longer?
Is there a recurring reason why they don't last longer?
Do you even want long term or are you happy keeping it short term and why?

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Calm down. He's got lots of money and obviously don't care about the expenses he has on women. He is aware of it and does it willingly, not because he believes he must but because he can and want to. Had he thought it was required to spend that amount of money on women (like an AFC) it would be reasonable to argue against it for his own good. But he isn't suffering for his (in my opinion) waste of money.

Though I don't agree to it I will respect the fact that he can do whatever the fvck he wants with his money.

I'm not interested in that. This guy is as fake as the actual value of US currency. If he really thought he could get chicks without money, he would have told all of us that a long time ago. But instead, he resorts to falling back on his wealth that he supposedly acquired and brags about strippers. Why would he need to even go to strippers on a consistent basis if he could actually pull some?

If he had true wisdom, he would be more open-minded to the opinions of others. But he is still a manchild who can't even get a woman to like him for him. And for good reason too.