Last Night I Dressed as Donald Trump

[bigneil]

Last night I put a blonde wig on, a navy blue suit with diagonally striped tie, a Make America Great Again red hat, a lapel pin with an American flag and Trump for President 2016 pin.

Immediately I was celebrated by everyone at the first bar. A gorgeous woman ran over and told me "you can grab my p*ssy" (she was serious too but I was a good role model). Another woman seemed ready to leave her husband for me on the spot. My favorite bartender was thrilled. Two of the hottest girls I've seen at this bar were taking my photo without my permission. At the second bar I ran into a gorgeous blonde in a striped jailbird outfit and I told her "We're a match! You're Hillary!" and got our photo taken. Some Mexicans came over and asked for their photo with me. Tables of people called me over to shake my hand. The police officers at the door to a third stop both shook my hand. Another club wouldn't let me in with a hat but clearly, Trump is the ultimate Alpha male.

Then, I was brave enough to walk around Midtown Atlanta, down side streets and allies by myself without my pistol dressed as Donald Trump. I didn't have one incident. Trump 2016!

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

I was in Buckhead last night. What bars did you hit up in Midtown?

 

[IBreatheSpears]

Hahaha, I went as a Zombie Trump. Black suit, red tie, MAGA hat, orange makeup with green eyes and fake blood around my mouth. Couldn't get a wig in time though.

I live in probably the most left-wing city in the UK. Overheard someone talking about my costume with a negative tone but couldn't make out what she said. A few girls 'mired, one fun-sized cutie contrived to bump into me and say "Hi", looking up at me with that impossibly-cute puppy-dog gaze, but I was with my main plate and didn't want to hurt her feelings (she knows I'm seeing other girls, no need to rub it in her face).

 

[hockeyfreak79]

Alright let the wacky Halloween field reports commence!

This is the first year I haven't dressed up in awhile. Last couple years I was Pinhead(see avatar) so anyway I fvcked up my hand on my mountain bike so I didn't dress up this yr.

So long story short I making out with this librarian chick at a bar/Halloween party. Yup just a random guess at what she does and BAM I'm making out with her. Next thing I know the bar is closing and I'm joining her and her Gf to this random couples house for the after party! So I jump in the librarians car (she's driving) now her gf is horny as fvck & starts making out with me. She's straight up DTF but so isn't the couple that the house we are going to! Yeah sh*ts about to get weird, BUT only if you let it.

So the gf of the librarian and I are going at it on the living room floor of the couples house. Clothes on not fvck but making out etc. She wanted it BAD but I had to stop. Lol 6 eyes watching, with the couple ready to join. Yeah I'm going pass up on this 4 sum. I looked at the librarian and said it's time to go! Fubar

Freaks come out on Halloween!

 

[bigneil]

I was in Buckhead last night. What bars did you hit up in Midtown?

I went to Suwanee Park Tavern, Tilted Kilt Duluth, Pink Pony, Marlow's in Midtown and Fado's in Midtown. Cheetah wouldn't let me in with the hat. This week I stayed at Georgian Terrace and ate at Livingston's. Last week I stayed at Mandarin in Buckhead and dined at Cook Hall and Del Frisco's.

Today I put the costume on again and went to Parma Lounge in Buford (where the all female cast of mostly fat and black women love Hillary). You could hear a pin drop. Then I went to Hammerhead's and managed to woo a Hillary supporting bartender beauty. Everywhere I go people come over to shake (Trump's) hand.

 

[Floydispink01]

I hope you spanked an entitled Hillary type girl with a great big smile on your face.

 

[Trainwreck]

I was in Buckhead last night. What bars did you hit up in Midtown?

I was in buckhead last night, what bars were you at?

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

Buchead Saloon, Hangovers, Hole in the Wall and little bars in between. A lot of people were out last night. I was going out for 100 numbers yesterday, only got 20.

 

[bigneil]

Buchead Saloon, Hangovers, Hole in the Wall and little bars in between. A lot of people were out last night. I was going out for 100 numbers yesterday, only got 20.

Why would you get 20 numbers? Why not have sex with #1, #2 or #3?

I got 20 numbers - since June.

 

[thatfeel]

Cleverly disguised politically charged thread failed at baiting.

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

Why would you get 20 numbers? Why not have sex with #1, #2 or #3?

I got 20 numbers - since June.

Sex Funnel. Get 100 numbers and I'll be sure to smash 20 broads.

 

[bigneil]

On Halloween proper I put the costume on again and was at a local bar. There was some sad, drunk guy who lost his phone and got bounced, but then his phone turned up 5 minutes later. I ran after him, and by chance found him about 1/4 mile away at a different bar that was crowded. Forgetting I was dressed as Trump, I cut through the crowd and handed him his phone and he was of course very grateful. As I went to walk out someone said "Trump saved the phone, and now he'll save America!" and the entire bar cheered and burst into applause. I got out of there quick but that's the kind of support Trump has in Georgia.

Later at a strip club, one of my favorite strippers undressed me and put the costume on herself. That was the first time I ever stripped.

 

[hockeyfreak79]

TRUMP for PREZ!! Oh wait....

So random night, went out to watch some hockey of course and BAM ran into the labrarian and her GF! Guess what? The librarian has a good size rock on her left hand!
(Not a shocker for me, my hockey teams name is the Shockers) 2P &1S.

So anyway my point is the rock wasn't there the first night I met her. They may seem like a sweet little innocent librarians BUT guess what they are not!

Now granted the librarian and I just made out in public at a bar, no big deal right!? Smh, even 5-6s ARE NOT FVCKIN LOYAL. Young guys read this sh*t 10x! She's married with a kid making out with a stranger. This broad is eventually going to fvck some dude if she has not already.

This is typical case were the librarian is bored with her husband and has a single GF, so they go out to meet random guys for attention. Oh wow another shocker!

Keep spinning plates brothers and try not to get to excited.