Dating the hot girl at work that all the male coworkers want and hate you for

[Maximus Rex]

Aren't you the guy that was asking for pics a few months back?

Did you supply said pics?

 

[Speculator E]

Did you supply said pics?

No. And I already told you the reason why.

 

[LiveYourDream]

^^^^^These^^^^^^ are the thoughts of a man infected with oneitis.

Have no idea what you just said. English please.

You have oneitis.

She's the ONE.

The belief that, "She's the ONE," is the cause of your oneitis.

Men with oneitis have diminished objectivity. As a result, their choices often suffer significantly. While you likely believe you are making the best choices to serve yourself and your goals, with this woman--"the ONE", unfortunately it's generally only in retrospect that you will actually regain your objectivity and realize how misguided you actually were.

The sooner you wake-up and regain your objectivity, the better.

 

[Maximus Rex]

No. And I already told you the reason why.

The broad probably doesn't exist.

 

[Speculator E]

Dude don't you have a girlfriend or something. 1 of 3 new relatioship are started at work. It's a statistical possibility she is real. And there is no reason why I should care if you think she isn't.

 

[Tictac]

OP is engaging in a SoSuave typing fantasy.

How long how you been 'dating' this chick? How many dates?

Are you having sex?

 

[SeymourCake]

Never date a coworker. It has potential to jeopardize your job and it leaves the possibility of getting blackmailed.