Me 53, her 28.. met her 3 months ago for 5 minutes and she came to my place and we f* like rabbits

[englishman]

I didnt post here for a while, but I had to share this one.
I met this pretty young women in the elevator where I live, was summer time and I'd seen her half hour earlier in the store and thought how sexy she was, some other guy complementing her on her hair in there.
So I bumped into her in the elevator and got chatting, just a couple of minutes, long enough to find out she'd just moved out of LTR and into apartment.
Met her again in elevator a few days later.

Didnt see her for months, saw an ad she had on building notice board for a bed for sale, so messaged her number and said hey its me Englishman, hope your doing OK.

Anyway, got a text message Tuesday around 11pm. Sat in my pyjamas. it said "hey you still awake"
I hadnt saved her number so I was like Hi, yeah, who is it...

she says, its me ---- elevator girl, Tuesday is my Friday cause Im a hairdresser, ... Can I come to say hi..

To be honest I was a bit like WTF, i met her for 10 minutes total, was over 3 months ago, Im 53, she 28 ( turns out)
So a few minutes later she knocked on the door, in she came, bottle of wine in her hand. We sat and drank wine and talked about travel and turns out we had things in common.
We talked about tattoos, she showed me one on her leg, so I stroked it, she seemed OK with that, so I slid my hand up her thigh and stroked her *****.

She started to kiss me and the got up, pulled her dress over her head, took her bra off, took my t shirt off then sat on my knee in her panties.

I was like WTF, this is unreal... anyway ended up fvcing on the bed, I thought someone would call the police she was really loud... then she squirted all over the bed... we sort of did the de brief cigarette after sex thing, ( not quite as neither of us smoke) then she said, sorry about the bed, if you want I can give you some money to do laundry, then giggled about only putting her dress on and no panties and went upstairs to her own place.

I had to laugh, that was a new one for me. I was shocked... I don't I'm doing latley but also had another 33 year old similar style on new years eve, also women in store today asked me if Im on the TV????? errrr no

 

[zekko]

If you're 53, why does your profile say you're 44?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time. Notice how that took very little game at all? The only game required was not fvcking it up. Good job.

 

[englishman]

If you're 53, why does your profile say you're 44?

Not sure about that. Used to say my correct age, so I just went in to change it and it says my correct birth year of 1962. But for some reason shows on this page as 44 ??

 

[KingBeef]

We talked about tattoos, she showed me one on her leg, so I stroked it, she seemed OK with that, so I slid my hand up her thigh and stroked her *****.

That was a pretty aggressive move going for the p***y like that but I do remember posters commenting at one time that men should be sexually brazen sometimes (showing explicit interest) to go after what they want. I think initially she was already attracted to you but that move bluntly told her you wanted to get down. That's why it felt easy. Job well done.

 

[HeadLightsOn]

Ageism is rife in some countries (Parts of US, Aus, NZ,a parts Western Europe) and not at all in others (Eastern Europe, Asia, some US states). So im interested in your post.

Can you consider posting her HB rating, figure type etc and also how you present physically and age looks wise? Any other data you can add would be helpful.

Just had a weekend away where myself and a few buddies were going over recent age gap stories. The common theme was that guys in their 40's and 50's IF they were in good condition and weren't deadbeats, were being approached by and scoring women in their late 20s to late 30s.

Thanks.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Not sure about that. Used to say my correct age, so I just went in to change it and it says my correct birth year of 1962. But for some reason shows on this page as 44 ??

Look for "Location" in your profile. Right around that area you can put your correct age.

 

[HeadLightsOn]

Look for "Location" in your profile. Right around that area you can put your correct age.

Is this a code glitch? I think this was happening some months back?

 

[pierce_r]

It happens. I've seen that there are a few circumstances under which this kind of thing goes on fairly regularly. And good on you, OP. Damn.

My experience is that you need to generate the curiosity factor. More than anything. Be interesting. Don't tell her how interesting you are; let her decide that you're interesting. It sounds like the OP did that. Like a boss.

Personal experience: I'm 45, with gray hair. I published a book and a few high-profile articles a couple of years back and ended up lecturing at several conventions and universities. At the schools, I had girls in their early 20's literally throwing themselves at me while I was out there on the road. EDIT: I do mean literally, like blocking my path out of the auditorium or even away from the podium and asking if we could meet for a drink or dinner. Sometimes girls would ask to meet me at the bar at my hotel to discuss my ideas, or their thesis. We'd talk shop for a bit, have a few drinks, then do our best to break the bed.

I also had a thing a couple of years back with a girl I met at OfficeMax when I was getting some pictures printed out for my newly-refinished den. She was 25, I think. She saw the pictures of me doing cool stuff -- rock climbing, doing Army stuff -- and I told her I had just remodeled my house and was going to have the pictures framed for my new den. She invited herself over to my place to come see the remodel on my house. She came over that night, I made her dinner, she rubbed my back, we f*cked on my new furniture. Many times. She'd text, she'd show up, we'd f*ck, she'd leave. Which reminds me, I need to call her.

Interesting. Be interesting. Hell, OP, if you're English, and you're in America, you've got a thing right there.

The other thing I've found is that you have to have your sh*t together. Seriously. Young women have enough drama on their own. They don't need yours. Kids, credit card debt, your car needs brakes, your boss hates you, drama with your ex, the dog ate your sofa, you can't get rid of your flaky scalp, your arthritis is acting up. Keep it to yourself. She's not your damned soul-mate. You're teaching her to make a man ejaculate in ways she hasn't thought of before. She doesn't want to hear about the rest of it.

Elevator Girl may have just wanted to bang someone's brains out and figured you were a low-drama alternative. And that's great. Tick mark in the WIN column.

Jack Donaghy famously said, "50 and rich is the new 35." He's right, to a point. You don't have to be CEO-rich to pull young tail. You need to have it together, though. You have to have a grip. You have to be in control, which happens to be the one thing that we older guys will always have over the 25-year-old frat bros drowning in student debt and living with their parents. The honeys will chase you if they think you can deliver backbreaking orgasms with no drama, and many of us older men have the unique ability to make that happen.

The girls I've been seeing are all much younger than me, and one comment that comes up again and again is how simple things are with me. My bubble is a crisis-free adventure zone. I never gripe about my work, I never get weepy over my late wife, I never gripe about money. And I'm always doing something and they're coming along because it's interesting. See above.

They come over, I make dinner, we f*ck. I pick them up, we go to the opera, we go home, we f*ck. We go sailing, we have a bottle of wine, we f*ck. We take a skiing weekend, we ski, we f*ck. I ran for a city government seat last year. Nothing like a bl*wjob in the parking lot before a debate to really get you walking into the room like you own the place. But it was *simple.* My issues, my concerns, my worries with running for office? I made sure that none of it was her problem. She was along for the ride. Emphasis on "ride." Her only concern during the whole thing was making sure there was no jizz in her hair when we'd show up for events.

I'm just breaking it off with a 29-year-old I've been seeing for about 6 months, because she's starting to talk about money quite a bit. My consulting business is doing very well, I was on national TV as a guest commentator last year (part of a round table, but still a pretty big deal), and I just bought an F-Type Jag which she immediately blew me in with the top down. She's starting to probe for exactly how much money I have, and is letting me know how little she has, which makes me think that she's thinking long-term and/or community property, and I'm not comfortable with that.

BTW, in my 30's I was married, fat, prematurely gray, and working in a cubicle and driving a ten-year-old SUV. If I can do this, you can do this.

TL; DR: If they want to play house and go put their arm around some idiot's shoulder while he cries about how hard life is, and if they want to be the one to tell him it's okay, it's all going to work out somehow, they would be dating younger guys. Keep it simple, keep control, and they'll keep showing up.

BTW, squirting is just p*ss.

 

[sharkbeat]

You were not acting like a creep. You didnt compliment her too early. You even forgot about her which is natural when you have a life. And the state she was in, your availability, all checks in. Probably your looks too may come into play.

Good job.

 

[LiveYourDream]

BTW, squirting is just p*ss.

I know this is a side note in this thread, but let's not perpetuate this misunderstanding.

The fake female orgasms & fake squirting shown in porn, are sadly emulated by inexperienced women every day, who are unfamiliar with the real deal.

Their fake orgasms and fake squirting, DO NOT by default, make every other woman's orgasms and squirting, fake or simply piss.

What some call squirting is indeed just piss. That does not mean when a woman who genuinely squirts (female ejaculation) that what she squirts is piss too.

That would be like mistaking a woman's faked orgasms for the real deal and never realizing what it is to be with a woman, who really lets go and orgasms with her whole body and all that she is.

Some are not necessarily all.

 

[pierce_r]

Q: You know how you can tell if a woman is faking her orgasms?
A: Who cares?

Plus, if she "orgasms with her whole body" and that means she p*sses all over my bed, that's a big NEXT in my book. But whatever. Eww.

Also, did you actually read the link?

 

[LiveYourDream]

Q: You know how you can tell if a woman is faking her orgasms?
A: Who cares?

Plus, if she "orgasms with her whole body" and that means she p*sses all over my bed, that's a big NEXT in my book. But whatever. Eww.

Also, did you actually read the link?

Everyone has their preferences. I am not attempting to make you or anyone else here, care about something you don't.

I simply posted to clarify, so that men who do not have personal experience with women who actually squirt (not piss), would not mistake your comment for truth, as you implied it to be.

To answer your question, I did not realize your post had a link when I replied, so no I had no looked at it. I already knew your statement was in error. Out of curiosity, I did go check the link out ,since you specifically pointed it out. The "study" was based on 7 women. It a world of 3.5 billion plus woman, the researchers findings were based on the findings of just 7 women. I guarantee the findings of those 7 women and their sexual awareness and response is NOT representative of the physiology of women who actually DO squirt when they come (as opposed to piss as you and the "study" of 7 women suggest).

One more clarification, since you threw out some more misinformation. A woman experiencing a full body orgasm does not imply in any way that she squirts any fluid, of any kind, (let alone pisses all over the bed, as you stated). Just clarifying, so what you "believe" to be true about sex with women, is not mistaken by others to be factual.

If you are happy with women who simply fake orgasms, (or don't even have any) then so be it.

I wasn't looking to change that, just the potential spread of misinformation, for those that might be interested in the truth. That's all.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Englishman,
I remember your Inpirational posts on Filipina Women a while ago and yes you were over fifty then LOL...Do you think that your experience in the Philippines gave you the confidence to move so fast?

 

[deepower]

That was a pretty aggressive move going for the p***y like that but I do remember posters commenting at one time that men should be sexually brazen sometimes (showing explicit interest) to go after what they want. I think initially she was already attracted to you but that move bluntly told her you wanted to get down. That's why it felt easy. Job well done.

That was aggressive?...she goes to his place at 11pm with a bottle of wine...that's a clear Scream for sex!

 

[KingBeef]

It happens. I've seen that there are a few circumstances under which this kind of thing goes on fairly regularly. And good on you, OP. Damn.

My experience is that you need to generate the curiosity factor. More than anything. Be interesting. Don't tell her how interesting you are; let her decide that you're interesting. It sounds like the OP did that. Like a boss.

Personal experience: I'm 45, with gray hair. I published a book and a few high-profile articles a couple of years back and ended up lecturing at several conventions and universities. At the schools, I had girls in their early 20's literally throwing themselves at me while I was out there on the road. EDIT: I do mean literally, like blocking my path out of the auditorium or even away from the podium and asking if we could meet for a drink or dinner. Sometimes girls would ask to meet me at the bar at my hotel to discuss my ideas, or their thesis. We'd talk shop for a bit, have a few drinks, then do our best to break the bed.

I also had a thing a couple of years back with a girl I met at OfficeMax when I was getting some pictures printed out for my newly-refinished den. She was 25, I think. She saw the pictures of me doing cool stuff -- rock climbing, doing Army stuff -- and I told her I had just remodeled my house and was going to have the pictures framed for my new den. She invited herself over to my place to come see the remodel on my house. She came over that night, I made her dinner, she rubbed my back, we f*cked on my new furniture. Many times. She'd text, she'd show up, we'd f*ck, she'd leave. Which reminds me, I need to call her.

Interesting. Be interesting. Hell, OP, if you're English, and you're in America, you've got a thing right there.

The other thing I've found is that you have to have your sh*t together. Seriously. Young women have enough drama on their own. They don't need yours. Kids, credit card debt, your car needs brakes, your boss hates you, drama with your ex, the dog ate your sofa, you can't get rid of your flaky scalp, your arthritis is acting up. Keep it to yourself. She's not your damned soul-mate. You're teaching her to make a man ejaculate in ways she hasn't thought of before. She doesn't want to hear about the rest of it.

Elevator Girl may have just wanted to bang someone's brains out and figured you were a low-drama alternative. And that's great. Tick mark in the WIN column.

Jack Donaghy famously said, "50 and rich is the new 35." He's right, to a point. You don't have to be CEO-rich to pull young tail. You need to have it together, though. You have to have a grip. You have to be in control, which happens to be the one thing that we older guys will always have over the 25-year-old frat bros drowning in student debt and living with their parents. The honeys will chase you if they think you can deliver backbreaking orgasms with no drama, and many of us older men have the unique ability to make that happen.

The girls I've been seeing are all much younger than me, and one comment that comes up again and again is how simple things are with me. My bubble is a crisis-free adventure zone. I never gripe about my work, I never get weepy over my late wife, I never gripe about money. And I'm always doing something and they're coming along because it's interesting. See above.

They come over, I make dinner, we f*ck. I pick them up, we go to the opera, we go home, we f*ck. We go sailing, we have a bottle of wine, we f*ck. We take a skiing weekend, we ski, we f*ck. I ran for a city government seat last year. Nothing like a bl*wjob in the parking lot before a debate to really get you walking into the room like you own the place. But it was *simple.* My issues, my concerns, my worries with running for office? I made sure that none of it was her problem. She was along for the ride. Emphasis on "ride." Her only concern during the whole thing was making sure there was no jizz in her hair when we'd show up for events.

I'm just breaking it off with a 29-year-old I've been seeing for about 6 months, because she's starting to talk about money quite a bit. My consulting business is doing very well, I was on national TV as a guest commentator last year (part of a round table, but still a pretty big deal), and I just bought an F-Type Jag which she immediately blew me in with the top down. She's starting to probe for exactly how much money I have, and is letting me know how little she has, which makes me think that she's thinking long-term and/or community property, and I'm not comfortable with that.

BTW, in my 30's I was married, fat, prematurely gray, and working in a cubicle and driving a ten-year-old SUV. If I can do this, you can do this.

TL; DR: If they want to play house and go put their arm around some idiot's shoulder while he cries about how hard life is, and if they want to be the one to tell him it's okay, it's all going to work out somehow, they would be dating younger guys. Keep it simple, keep control, and they'll keep showing up.

BTW, squirting is just p*ss.

Excellent post... This should be stickied somewhere in the mature man forum..

 

[drellum]

Good thread!

I think that as one get's older we don't try too hard. I'm 53 and don't really expect to hook up with girls in their 20's - or even 30's so we tend to be more relaxed and natural rather than on a mission to pick them up.

I find 53 is a great age to be but you need to take care of yourself physically, care about what you wear and be comfortable in your own company.

D

 

[MrWood]

squirting is real and never mistaken for piss
I have had, and created squirters

I am 50 and am regularly hit on 28-32.
My presentation is all too casual, but I comment/flirt alot
Im 5'8 155lb...nothing special
I actually have a paralyzed arm from an accident and I have 0 confidence in my physical build, but I guess I am not bad looking

it is all about personality and confidence, again, I flirt alot and havent been going for dates, because I was LTR for 5 years, but always flirted to the same extent