Polygamy... yeah, I said it!

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Lately, feeling under the weather with a bit of oneitis. I'm thinking polygamy could be the answer! I know it's illegal, but, who has to know? I don't need any stupid license to be married! Just thinking of ways to stay under radar, if it's possible, and how many wives I would want. Two, three, four... What's a good limit?
 
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Polyamorous is the socially acceptable modern term. It just means you love many people. What's illegal is trying to get a legal marriage recognition with two different wives - that's the crime of polygamy. It's really more of a tax/financial crime.
 

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Polyamorous is the socially acceptable modern term. It just means you love many people. What's illegal is trying to get a legal marriage recognition with two different wives - that's the crime of polygamy. It's really more of a tax/financial crime.
Looks like being "off the books" is the key.
 

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I guess you should change your name to wiveshunter.
One at a time, man!!! LOL!!!

Not sure it's going to work anyway, being the solitary introvert that I am.
 

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I don't understand why you would want to get married.
I completely get what you are saying... and I agree... But, I should clarify... I'm looking to get "privately married" No papers, no priests/pastors, no licenses, no government in my bed! Just me, my wife/wives, the Lord, and a witness.

A normal everyday regulated marriage is out!
 

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I think, in a western society and without religion, you have to be a super alpha to get this. Women have options too and the jealousy is usually too much for them to accept this kind of relationship.
 

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I think, in a western society and without religion, you have to be a super alpha to get this. Women have options too and the jealousy is usually too much for them to accept this kind of relationship.
Yes, uncharted waters, I agree. However, have you ever had a girl willing to share you with another? I imagine it happens, but so does jealousy. We get sh1t tested all the time, for being jealous types. But, what if they are all best friends, and keep each other company, while you're off taking care of business. Could work, if they're quality people.
 

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I think if you were to do it, you would have to enter into a relationship where you are not sexually exclusive but she is and tell her you might have this arrangement with other women in the future. Ease them into it slowly.
 

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I think if you were to do it, you would have to enter into a relationship where you are not sexually exclusive but she is and tell her you might have this arrangement with other women in the future. Ease them into it slowly.
Right, or marry two at one time, then build on that.

Reminds me of a certain beastie boys song! LoL!!!
 
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