Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

[MatureDJ]

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Haha, too many dudes trying out new positions with fat women that aren't up to being able to hold those positions.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.

 

[Money & Muscle]

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

Practice Reverse Cowgirl with caution.
It's the most d!ck-breakingest position out there.

 

[Money & Muscle]

In b4 "Its OVER for non-holidayCels!"

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

In b4 "Its OVER for non-holidayCels!"

And shortieCels

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

I never let a girl do that wild slamming **** on my **** that is terrifying. It's better when they plant their feet and hands on the bed and lean back and methodically ride it like the pornstars do, though some girls probably aren't in good enough shape to do that. Other wise I just have them keep it all the way in and don't let them sit up so far that it can slide out. That aggressive sloppy riding doesn't even feel that good anyway.

 

[MatureDJ]

I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.

It's OVER for MisjudgedVaginalHeadroomCels.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Practice Reverse Cowgirl with caution.
It's the most d!ck-breakingest position out there.

My favorite too.

 

[Money & Muscle]

My favorite too.

You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.

The GF says it hurts that way. So. Sadly a rare occurrence now.

 

[MatureDJ]

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.

I wouldn't know since I load up my browsers with all manner of anti-ad add-ons. That said, a lot of times when I type a female's name in Google search - with SafeSearch off - for the Images panel, I get a lot of porno pics.

 

[MatureDJ]

You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.

I agree. Just like I am a fan of the sidestroke for swimming long distances, I am a fan of the spooning position - no unnecessary structural loads.