Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
There was a lawyer in my small town who always had a reputation for being shady. He finally got arrested smuggling heroin into a prison. After getting caught, he made up a huge lie about being the victim of extortion. He said he was under threat of death if he didn't smuggle the drugs. Eventually it all came unraveled, and he admitted that he made up the extortion story. Then he killed himself.
His widow moved into my neighborhood. For being 50ish, she is not bad looking. Blonde, not fat at all, fairly milfish. She would look hot in a tennis outfit. She had an unemployed live-in boyfriend. I talked to him once when I brought back their tiny dog that had run away. My impression was that he was a fat idiot. Later, I learned that he was a homeless guy who had been begging food and money off the widow outside her workplace. Eventually, she just adopted him like a stray puppy and took him home.
One day, the two them got into an argument while driving through town. He reportedly was strangling her with her own seat belt as she drove down the road. Someone wrote down their plate and called the cops, who showed up at their house later. Homeless guy runs through the backyard into the woods.
The cop calls for a dog and some other cops, and they search for him, but can't find him. At one point he walked out of the woods in full view of several cops, then ran back, and they still couldn't catch him. This is in winter, with no leaves on anything, so it's not that easy to hide. Plus the dead leaves make a loud crunch underfoot when walking. And the cops had a dog. Then the police just gave up and left. I never saw that happen on the tv show COPS.
Now homeless guy apparently lives in the woods again. The lady says he comes back and breaks into her house occasionally. The night after he got away from the police, we had an ice storm and sub-zero temperatures, deadly weather to be outside. She has an order of protection against him, but it's not like it matters if the cops can't catch him.
I am waiting to see how the story unfolds, but the point I wanted to make to relate it to this forum is that a homeless guy scored the same woman that a rich lawyer did. I have read 1,001 excuses on sosuave over the years for "I can't get a girl, because I don't have _____" Homeless guy didn't have any of the things that would fill in that blank, but he was still scoring milftastic poon.
His widow moved into my neighborhood. For being 50ish, she is not bad looking. Blonde, not fat at all, fairly milfish. She would look hot in a tennis outfit. She had an unemployed live-in boyfriend. I talked to him once when I brought back their tiny dog that had run away. My impression was that he was a fat idiot. Later, I learned that he was a homeless guy who had been begging food and money off the widow outside her workplace. Eventually, she just adopted him like a stray puppy and took him home.
One day, the two them got into an argument while driving through town. He reportedly was strangling her with her own seat belt as she drove down the road. Someone wrote down their plate and called the cops, who showed up at their house later. Homeless guy runs through the backyard into the woods.
The cop calls for a dog and some other cops, and they search for him, but can't find him. At one point he walked out of the woods in full view of several cops, then ran back, and they still couldn't catch him. This is in winter, with no leaves on anything, so it's not that easy to hide. Plus the dead leaves make a loud crunch underfoot when walking. And the cops had a dog. Then the police just gave up and left. I never saw that happen on the tv show COPS.
Now homeless guy apparently lives in the woods again. The lady says he comes back and breaks into her house occasionally. The night after he got away from the police, we had an ice storm and sub-zero temperatures, deadly weather to be outside. She has an order of protection against him, but it's not like it matters if the cops can't catch him.
I am waiting to see how the story unfolds, but the point I wanted to make to relate it to this forum is that a homeless guy scored the same woman that a rich lawyer did. I have read 1,001 excuses on sosuave over the years for "I can't get a girl, because I don't have _____" Homeless guy didn't have any of the things that would fill in that blank, but he was still scoring milftastic poon.
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