Beginner's Guide to Craigslist Sex

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http://www.ranker.com/list/the-beginner_s-guide-to-anonymous-craigslist-sex/anonymouscl?page=1

The article above was written by a gay guy, but still contains good information. I didn't know all the acronyms and code words, especially the ones that apply to drugs and prostitution.

I have used craigslist casual encounters with a lot of success. Here are my tips:

#1 - Have good pics of yourself. This tip goes for any online game, but it is especially important here. I used to film my gf and me, and I have a lot of screen capture pics that make me look like a porn star - better than I look in real life, I think, and definitely in most pics. Take a hint from women and their selfies - take a ton of pics and keep only the best ones.

Most guys completely misunderstand how to send sex pics to a girl. They stick their phone down their pants, take a fuzzy and unimpressive weiner pic, and then send it to the girl 18 times. And then they just can't understand why that doesn't turn them on. Start with face pics, move to body pics, and then include a full naked body shot. If you do send "d!ck only" pics, make them the last, not the first and only like most guys do. Pics taken from at least across the room will look better - the "d!ck selfie" is not that easy to accomplish if you're trying to turn a woman on with the pic.

#2 - Communicate well in the written word. Don't be one of those people who types on and on with no punctuation it makes you look dumb who would do that I just don't get it all you are going to do is get other illiterate people

This tip also goes for any other online communication. Turn on your spell check. Paste your paragraph into Microsoft word and use the grammar check. I don't know how to do math, but I can copy and paste into online calculators to solve a problem. Like tip #1 and I think life in general, you have to put effort into anything if you want results.

#3 - Don't get pissy. Rejection hurts, but sending b!tchy sand-in-my-vagina emails never, ever helps. Don't do that. More importantly, don't be the type of person who does that. If you feel like you need to lash out at someone, stop and take a look at your own ailing mental game; you're mad because of your own insecurities. Get over those issues, and you will get laid much faster - both online and in real life.

#4 - Be Patient. Being pushy is a sign of being horny and desperate, which is not sexy. If she didn't respond to your last email or text, then you're done. The ball is either in her court or yours. If you want to be persistent without being pushy, wait days until you try contact again - not minutes. Maybe she is talking to another guy. Let him fvck it up by being a douche bag - they all will.

#5 - Be Prepared to Host. Having a place to fvck is valuable. A lot of people live with family or roommates. If you do, too, then scope out the cheap hotels ahead of time. By me it's about $40. Call ahead and ask if they take cash for a room without a deposit. You want one that's big and empty. Ask for a room away from other guests; tell them you don't want to disturb anyone.

I don't have any fear of a single woman in my house. Like that article above mentioned, trust your intuition. A girl who is trying to lure you into something will want you to come to her. If she comes to your house, she should be the one scared of you - don't make any serial killer jokes.

#6 - Turn Down the Game. This is especially true when a girl who has agreed to sex comes back to your place. The same neg hits, teasing, and jerk behavior that might have made a girl attracted to you in the first place will backfire here. She will be feeling especially vulnerable and sensitive. Be a nice guy for once. Don't squeeze her t!t and say honk honk. Go slow. Rub her back, kiss her neck, take your time. Let her have the chance to get as turned on as you.

All those sexual compliments that are taboo when you first meet a girl are just the opposite once she shows you herself naked. The girl who would slap you for saying "nice ass!" when you see her on the street will be attracted to you for saying it after she sends you a naked pic of herself, or gets naked in front of you.

The final tip is one for advanced game. Master the other ones first.

#7 Get a Girl Who Likes Girls. This is the magic secret to turn the frustrating sausagefest of online sex personals into your own pvssy paradise. Women have the power, because they have the pvssy, but when you have pvssy of your own to throw down, suddenly you have power way beyond any single guy. The hotter she is, the more she is worth in trade :) Whatever you want, you can get. Threesomes are easy. If you are into wife swapping, you can fvck a hot wife every weekend. I have seen some extraordinarily hot wives whose husbands are bored with them and eager to share. "Separate room" is the phrase if you don't want to be around another naked dude.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-beginner_s-guide-to-anonymous-craigslist-sex/anonymouscl?page=1

The article above was written by a gay guy, but still contains good information. I didn't know all the acronyms and code words, especially the ones that apply to drugs and prostitution.

I have used craigslist casual encounters with a lot of success. Here are my tips:

#1 - Have good pics of yourself. This tip goes for any online game, but it is especially important here. I used to film my gf and me, and I have a lot of screen capture pics that make me look like a porn star - better than I look in real life, I think, and definitely in most pics. Take a hint from women and their selfies - take a ton of pics and keep only the best ones.

Most guys completely misunderstand how to send sex pics to a girl. They stick their phone down their pants, take a fuzzy and unimpressive weiner pic, and then send it to the girl 18 times. And then they just can't understand why that doesn't turn them on. Start with face pics, move to body pics, and then include a full naked body shot. If you do send "d!ck only" pics, make them the last, not the first and only like most guys do. Pics taken from at least across the room will look better - the "d!ck selfie" is not that easy to accomplish if you're trying to turn a woman on with the pic.

#2 - Communicate well in the written word. Don't be one of those people who types on and on with no punctuation it makes you look dumb who would do that I just don't get it all you are going to do is get other illiterate people

This tip also goes for any other online communication. Turn on your spell check. Paste your paragraph into Microsoft word and use the grammar check. I don't know how to do math, but I can copy and paste into online calculators to solve a problem. Like tip #1 and I think life in general, you have to put effort into anything if you want results.

#3 - Don't get pissy. Rejection hurts, but sending b!tchy sand-in-my-vagina emails never, ever helps. Don't do that. More importantly, don't be the type of person who does that. If you feel like you need to lash out at someone, stop and take a look at your own ailing mental game; you're mad because of your own insecurities. Get over those issues, and you will get laid much faster - both online and in real life.

#4 - Be Patient. Being pushy is a sign of being horny and desperate, which is not sexy. If she didn't respond to your last email or text, then you're done. The ball is either in her court or yours. If you want to be persistent without being pushy, wait days until you try contact again - not minutes. Maybe she is talking to another guy. Let him fvck it up by being a douche bag - they all will.

#5 - Be Prepared to Host. Having a place to fvck is valuable. A lot of people live with family or roommates. If you do, too, then scope out the cheap hotels ahead of time. By me it's about $40. Call ahead and ask if they take cash for a room without a deposit. You want one that's big and empty. Ask for a room away from other guests; tell them you don't want to disturb anyone.

I don't have any fear of a single woman in my house. Like that article above mentioned, trust your intuition. A girl who is trying to lure you into something will want you to come to her. If she comes to your house, she should be the one scared of you - don't make any serial killer jokes.

#6 - Turn Down the Game. This is especially true when a girl who has agreed to sex comes back to your place. The same neg hits, teasing, and jerk behavior that might have made a girl attracted to you in the first place will backfire here. She will be feeling especially vulnerable and sensitive. Be a nice guy for once. Don't squeeze her t!t and say honk honk. Go slow. Rub her back, kiss her neck, take your time. Let her have the chance to get as turned on as you.

All those sexual compliments that are taboo when you first meet a girl are just the opposite once she shows you herself naked. The girl who would slap you for saying "nice ass!" when you see her on the street will be attracted to you for saying it after she sends you a naked pic of herself, or gets naked in front of you.

The final tip is one for advanced game. Master the other ones first.

#7 Get a Girl Who Likes Girls. This is the magic secret to turn the frustrating sausagefest of online sex personals into your own pvssy paradise. Women have the power, because they have the pvssy, but when you have pvssy of your own to throw down, suddenly you have power way beyond any single guy. The hotter she is, the more she is worth in trade :) Whatever you want, you can get. Threesomes are easy. If you are into wife swapping, you can fvck a hot wife every weekend. I have seen some extraordinarily hot wives whose husbands are bored with them and eager to share. "Separate room" is the phrase if you don't want to be around another naked dude.
I just met a 25 year old chic on craigslist after I put up my ad and she replied. She doesn't live in my state. She said she was planning to move here in 6 months. After I gamed her, she booked a ticket and came here for a week and I tapped it every day. I didn't pay for her ticket, hotel, car rental, nothing. I only paid when we went out.

Now she is going to come again in October. Says she really likes me. I think she is looking for me to let her move in with me or something, but too bad I'm not an AFC that won't happen. She's a hot curvy latina.
 

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Good job. Being outnumbered 100 to 1 by other single guys is not such a big deal when you realize that 90+% of them are AFC idiots who are going to sabotage themselves without any help from anyone. As competition, they don't really exist.
 
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