Chicks dig alpha males. Becoming an alpha male of a class is easy. Just follow a few simple steps.
1. Have a good relationship with the teacher. Be cool with the teacher. He or she is the overall facist ruler of the classroom. You must be cool with the teacher or else the teacher will not put up with your non sense or talking. Talk to he or she in person about her weekend, day, etc. Seem really interested in their life.
2. Have good grades. An alpha male is looked on by all types of people, including the scholarly and the not so scholarly. Having good grades is also a DJ trait. Some people look at grades as a measure of how smart you are. DJs are also smart. Teachers also like people with good grades. Class is also based around your grade, If you have a good grade, you are doing well in class.
3. Make the class laugh. Everyone loves a comedian, not to mention what would flirting be without laughter? This may be something you'll have to work on but if you say the right things at the right time the class will laugh. The easiest way to make the class laugh is to make fun of someone. Don't just pick on one person, make fun of everyone. It will individually knock everyone off their pedestal when you make fun of them one by one.
4. Constantly flirt with the HBs. A DJ is surrounded by women and always maintains attraction with them. Push your ****y and funny, be confident, and just FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT!
5. Converse in class. DJs are always friendly and talking to people due to their people skills. Conversing includes conversations with HBs, popular kids and the teacher. I will break this up to make it more simple.
6. Talk out loud. The most confident people can speak in even the most inconvenient times. Don't be affraid to. This is most easily obtainabile with the teacher. It will portray friendliness, confidence, and social skills.
7. The don'ts.
Become DJs! Go go go!
1. Have a good relationship with the teacher. Be cool with the teacher. He or she is the overall facist ruler of the classroom. You must be cool with the teacher or else the teacher will not put up with your non sense or talking. Talk to he or she in person about her weekend, day, etc. Seem really interested in their life.
2. Have good grades. An alpha male is looked on by all types of people, including the scholarly and the not so scholarly. Having good grades is also a DJ trait. Some people look at grades as a measure of how smart you are. DJs are also smart. Teachers also like people with good grades. Class is also based around your grade, If you have a good grade, you are doing well in class.
3. Make the class laugh. Everyone loves a comedian, not to mention what would flirting be without laughter? This may be something you'll have to work on but if you say the right things at the right time the class will laugh. The easiest way to make the class laugh is to make fun of someone. Don't just pick on one person, make fun of everyone. It will individually knock everyone off their pedestal when you make fun of them one by one.
4. Constantly flirt with the HBs. A DJ is surrounded by women and always maintains attraction with them. Push your ****y and funny, be confident, and just FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT!
5. Converse in class. DJs are always friendly and talking to people due to their people skills. Conversing includes conversations with HBs, popular kids and the teacher. I will break this up to make it more simple.
- Talking to the teacher - This is the easiest person to have a conversation with. In a quiet classroom the teacher is the only person in the environment who can talk out loud. If you were to talk to the teacher you can do it at almost anytime where as with other kids it may be disruptive and other kids may be trying to focus.
- Talking with friends or guys - This can be easily achieved, I usually use this as a fill in for time when I'm not flirting with the HBs. Try to talk to the popular kids over the non popular kids as a reputation booster.
- Talking to the HBs - FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT all you can, squeeze in the most flirting you can get. Push that ****y and funny, lay down the DJ skills. Do this at appropriate times in class, before class, after class, when the whole class is loud. You may probably talk quietly if you sit in the back and the teacher doesn't hear it.
6. Talk out loud. The most confident people can speak in even the most inconvenient times. Don't be affraid to. This is most easily obtainabile with the teacher. It will portray friendliness, confidence, and social skills.
7. The don'ts.
- Don't get carried away, if people dont laugh, lay off it for a while.
- Don't disrupt the class while everyone is working. This will lead to students being agitated. Just keep quiet.
Become DJs! Go go go!
