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Oh come on...tell the truth...you didn't dare get in the bed and just put my velvet zebra undies on your head. I heard you, woke up and chased your pimply a$$ out of my house with my 0-Cedar Angler Broom and beat you about the head with it about a half mile before you started to cry and beg for mercy.

You, Sniffy, are NOT the "DJ" you make yourself out to be!

And the only visit we're making to the justice 'o the peace is over that restraining order...

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That's disgusting, you sicko. She's like 100 or something. Wyld could be your gram.
 
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A laugh!

aaaaaahhhhhh... alittle humour here is always good once in a while:crackup:

Now on a serious note...

CrotchSniffer: You are a sicko with some whack fetishes.. I mean... whats next? U wanna start sleeping with sheep?:rolleyes: :D


Laterz...
 

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Re: A laugh!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
aaaaaahhhhhh... alittle humour here is always good once in a while:crackup:

Now on a serious note...

CrotchSniffer: You are a sicko with some whack fetishes.. I mean... whats next? U wanna start sleeping with sheep?:rolleyes: :D


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I wouldn't be so quick to criticize anyone since you resemble an Elvis impersonator! :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
That's disgusting, you sicko. She's like 100 or something. Wyld could be your gram.
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I'm not 100...hell, I'm not even 40 yet.
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Oh come on...tell the truth...you didn't dare get in the bed and just put my velvet zebra undies on your head. I heard you, woke up and chased your pimply a$$ out of my house with my 0-Cedar Angler Broom and beat you about the head with it about a half mile before you started to cry and beg for mercy.

You, Sniffy, are NOT the "DJ" you make yourself out to be!

And the only visit we're making to the justice 'o the peace is over that restraining order...
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Dont get so upset, honeypie. I will make amends...

Everybody, I was just kidding, Wyldfire actually gives pretty decent head, but then again, how can you not when you have no teeth?
 
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Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Dont get so upset, honeypie. I will make amends...

Everybody, I was just kidding, Wyldfire actually gives pretty decent head, but then again, how can you not when you have no teeth?
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The only "head" you got that night was from my broom and those panties, and it was the "above the neck" variety. Oh, and for the record...the cops told me they had to use tweezers to collect Sniffer's DNA via a sperm sample. Apparently he feverishly masturbated into those panties he was wearing on his head. Oh, they said he had a shag carpet growing on his a$$, too.
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
The only "head" you got that night was from my broom and those panties, and it was the "above the neck" variety. Oh, and for the record...the cops told me they had to use tweezers to collect Sniffer's DNA via a sperm sample. Apparently he feverishly masturbated into those panties he was wearing on his head. Oh, they said he had a shag carpet growing on his a$$, too.
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Your pretty face was all over my carpet baby. I can't believe the sick, depraved things you do for fun! You can live in denial in front of these people, but I know I had a piece of your soul that night, when I entered your forbidden sanctums past the back door. I looked deep into your eyes, past all your defenses, that's when I knew you were the Dirty Sanchez type. And you kiss your mother with that same mouth! :eek:
 
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blah di blah......

Originally posted by Wyldfire
I wouldn't be so quick to criticize anyone since you resemble an Elvis impersonator! :crackup:
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Girl.... You cant say that based on ONE picture that you have seen of me... I have MANY dress codes and styles, I just so happened to be wearing clothes that resembled him at the time that I took that picture:rolleyes: :cool: And in case you never realised, i WAS joking when i said the thing about the sheep ( :crackup: ), no need to start getting personal:nono: :trouble:


Laterz...
 
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Re: blah di blah......

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
You cant say that based on ONE picture
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You mean there's truth in this photo graphic evidence?:eek:
Man this I gotta see!
If you're good Aequitas I can recommend you to a guy I know who makes bank here in vegas posing for photos with tourist for tips! I'm talkin like 200K a year!! No lie, and it's all tax free too!

All you have to do is trade your human worth, self dignety, and complete concept of how reality works and you'll be rich! Rich I say!

Oh and best wishes to the happy couple. Your relationship seems to be off a better start then most of the ones I've witnessed as of recent.
 
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Moeny Money Moneeeeeeeeeeey!

lol PRMoon... For 200 000 American Dollars a year I'll work as a male stripper!:D


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Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Your pretty face was all over my carpet baby. I can't believe the sick, depraved things you do for fun! You can live in denial in front of these people, but I know I had a piece of your soul that night, when I entered your forbidden sanctums past the back door. I looked deep into your eyes, past all your defenses, that's when I knew you were the Dirty Sanchez type. And you kiss your mother with that same mouth! :eek:
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Oh Crotch...you're just so silly. I played a cruel joke on you. I hired a female impersonator to pretend to be me and get it on with you. That wasn't really me and that wasn't really my cattle prod you were "violated" with. I was in the closet video-taping you. There's good news, though...Joey would love to see you again and he only costs twenty bucks! On top of that, I got $200 for that videotape from www.bizarrebuttboy.com! :D
 
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Re: blah di blah......

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Girl.... You cant say that based on ONE picture that you have seen of me... I have MANY dress codes and styles, I just so happened to be wearing clothes that resembled him at the time that I took that picture:rolleyes: :cool: And in case you never realised, i WAS joking when i said the thing about the sheep ( :crackup: ), no need to start getting personal:nono: :trouble:


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I'm being sarcastic and having fun with this thread, dude. Relax. You aren't a bad looking guy...I never said that. It was your hair, collar and sideburns that made you look like Elvis in that picture. I just say what I think. At least now you know NOT to wear that shirt with that hair and sideburns.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
I'm being sarcastic and having fun with this thread, dude. Relax. You aren't a bad looking guy...I never said that. It was your hair, collar and sideburns that made you look like Elvis in that picture. I just say what I think. At least now you know NOT to wear that shirt with that hair and sideburns.
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lol.... funny how when i send that pic to other girls they dont leave me alone afterwards?:rolleyes: But hey... I admitt though, Its not the best pic and it DOES make me look like Elvis:D .... When i get my new port folio made i'll send u some PROPER pics;):yes: Now go on and go make CrotchSniffer like a good "wife" :crackup:

[EDIT] I meant "wife to BE" :p


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Its been a long day:mad:
 
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ffs!

Clicked on quote instead of "edit":cuss:
 
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Also in demand

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
lol PRMoon... For 200 000 American Dollars a year I'll work as a male stripper!:D


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Hehe there's a high demand for that position too aequitas! Male stirppers make a bundle here in vegas. Concidering how many bachelorette parties are thrown here every year, there's a serious shortage of male entertainment!

Some how I could see Wyld and Croch making use of some of the other services here in vegas... like the 24 hour annulment law! It's a regular war of the roses!!
 
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Re: y0

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
lol.... funny how when i send that pic to other girls they dont leave me alone afterwards?:rolleyes: But hey... I admitt though, Its not the best pic and it DOES make me look like Elvis:D .... When i get my new port folio made i'll send u some PROPER pics;):yes: Now go on and go make CrotchSniffer like a good "wife" :crackup:

[EDIT] I meant "wife to BE" :p


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Yeah, well a lot of girls think Elvis is "sexay"...

Sorry, but ol' Sniffy is going to have to find himself some other wifey-poo. Marriage is against my religion. :D
 
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