Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?

I don't usually post rants but... What can't you stand about a woman? I doesn't have to be anything stereotypical or huge and overblown. I'm just talking about the things that you know is trivial but still, it could be a deal breaker for you personally. It can be either looks, personality or actions... Anything goes.

Here's my short list:

1. Granny arms
2. Saddle bag hips
3. Piercing voice
4. Smokers, those smoker lines around her mouth is plain nasty
5. Excessive use of the words "y'know" and "whatever."
6. Women that define themselves by their culture, religion or political stance.
7. Buddha bellies
8. "Kankles"
9. Women that use the term "Fine dining."
10. General overuse of clichés.
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    D@mn, that's a 'shortlist?'

Hahaha, good list


-Hair on arms
-Frizzy Hair
-Attention wh0res
-Too much talking
-Don't enjoy food
-Uses the word "pervert"
-Saggy pants
-no sense of humor
-doesn't laugh or smile
-feminist

- fvcked up eyebrows
- jacked up teeth
- chewed up fingernails
- hairy snatch

Women who throw there complexes to everyone else.

Women who wanna act like they're men.

Women who lie,gossip,confront or tease you to get you to like them.

Women who react childishly to rejection.

Women who give you all the signs in the world but then act like you just murdered her family when you try to get some.

Women who won't shut up.

Women who are fat.

Women who talk about pop culture (as in music, entertainment in general) as "cool". But not just cool... what really bothers me is their neccessity towards pop culture. Damn, its just entertainment, its a topic of chat of 10 mins max, or maybe in some akward day, the chat of the day, but not everyday ****.
Women who think that not doing anything in life is "cool".
Women who believe what they see on t.v. (or by any other source).
Women who sing the latest ****ty song, think their hot **** while doing it, and act as if their singing is more important than what is around them.
Women who take everything in life too seriously (these normally want to be politicaly correct and "refined")
Women who take everything in life as if it was a ****ing baseball game.
Women who think that what they do/are is hot **** (difference with INTERESTING).
Women who I suppose really believe that life is to have fun. And see that in a perspective that allows them to be careless.
Women with different tastes in things, especially in music (if they don't like MJ, they are immediately out of my list, no questions asked), and also in humor.
Unnecessary use of cursing, as a way to make herself look "cool".
Women who are way to open about sex way too soon (which divides into women being too open, and women talking about sex way too soon)... I mean, everybody knows we want sex, but let's talk like grown ups for a while.. can we?
Women who live in a world where getting drunk is rutinely part of their life.
Many more.



But, it all changes when she's kissing you and letting you grab, then suck, her titties. Though, I feel bad about myself after I hookup with someone I dislike.

Well...I suppose I may as well join this thread. However, since I'm a woman I'll list the things that are huge turn offs for me in men.

1) Foreskin
2) Hairy back
3) Hairy shoulders
4) Hairy upper arms
5) Hairy a$$
6) Bad hygiene
7) Guys who routinely sleep with nasty, dirty, ho-bag women.
8) liars
9) cheaters
10) men who sleep with many women in short periods of time.
11) poor spelling
12) balding men who try to hide their hair loss by using "the swoop" method
13) bushy unibrow
14) man-boobs
15) Poor handling of himself when drinking
16) Boring, unable to carry on conversation
17) bad manners

I'm sure there's more...but that's a start.

1) Self-centeredness
2) Immaturity
3) Inability to comprehend money, finances, and the finite nature thereof
4) "Princess" complex
5) Demanding fair and equal treatment yet still expecting the sucker to shell out hard-earned dough for expensive meals and 'presents'
6) Distortion or omission of crucial details in conversation
7) Belief that she can interpret what you said into something completely different
8) Being uptight and overly preoccupied with public docility and conformity
9) Fixation on the trivial (shopping, makeup, pop culture) to the detriment of serious pursuits
10) Being whiny, spoiled, atrociously insensitive and pampered American BRATS

Doesn't like exercise
Tells me how smart she is, when she has nothing to back it up with
She's good at psychology
When she tells me she never lies

Saggy glutes - the worst. I can't tolerate it.
Coarse pubic hair.

Does less than her best to succeed.

Aha, who DOESN'T enjoy doing this every once in a while.

Here's my list:

-flat ass
-hairy upper lip/sideburns
-excessively wearing jogging-pants
-applying a 'mask' of foundation such that you can see on their neck where their real skin colour starts and the cover-up stops
-taking jokes personally
-rubbing up against you when they want a favor
-being inconsistent about you touching her (one minute it's fine to grab her ass, the next she glares at you for tapping her on the shoulder)
-those who go on fad diets because they're stupid to read up on the fundamentals of nutrition
-really ugly girls who have pictures of Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom/Josh Hartnett in their lockers (dream on)
-yellow teeth
-obese girls who don't do anything about it
-girls in high school who date 24 year olds
-girls who try to play the match-maker in your life
-feminazis

hmmm....

1) Over weight / Obese

2) Hairy

3) $lutty

4) Cheats on gf's etc

5) Dresses like a guy

6) No sence of humour

7) Not loving / Cold

8) Too egotistical

9) Too shy

10) ****tease towards others while she is WITH you

11) Bad manners / Embarrasing to be around in public

12) Doesnt like doing fun stuff / Boring

13) Is a user

14) Achne

15) Unsocial

16) Immature

17) Being too serious all the time

18) Possesive / Controlling

19) Untrustworthy

20) Impulsive / Careless

21) Stubborn

22) Bad communication / Secretive

23) Unhygienic

24) If she is a liar

25) Unshaven (downstairs)

26) Tiny b00bs

27) Too short (under 1.5m tall)

28) A tomboy / Un-woman-like

29) Too Demanding

30) Constant use of bad language


Ok... well there are a few of the many things that turm me off about a woman

Laterz...

Originally posted by Wyldfire
1) Foreskin

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I don't get this whole foreskin thing. Isn't it only Jewish guys who get their foreskin cut off?

Not anymore

Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
I don't get this whole foreskin thing. Isn't it only Jewish guys who get their foreskin cut off?

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Alot of people do it there days.. its become more a thing of hygiene rather than religion it seems

Laterz...

Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
I don't get this whole foreskin thing. Isn't it only Jewish guys who get their foreskin cut off?

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Jewish, muslim, catholic...all religions that circumcise. But many parents have it done for hygiene reasons.

I know this is SUPER shallow, totally politically incorrect and some could argue downright mean...but I would NEVER touch a guy with foreskin, period. I find it to be repulsive, disgusting and just plain nasty.

I always ask a guy if he's circumcized before I even think about sex with him. If he has foreskin, I'm outta there.

Intresting ^^^^

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Intresting ^^^^

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very

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
very

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indeed

2Wyldfire:

You watch too much porn

Originally posted by Ice Cold
2Wyldfire:

You watch too much porn

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LMAO !!!

Okay, since I'm a woman, I think it will create a little balance here if I describe what I LIKE about women:

1. tenderness
2. nurturing
3. sisterhood
4. natural beauty
5. childbirth
6. compassion
7. loyalty
8. encouraging
9. supportive
10. resilient
11. soft, shapely, feminine
12. emotional, sentimental
13. submissive
14. complimentary
15. intuitive

But I'm not trying to knock you guys! I think that some of your answers are good and gives me a lot to think about!
SB

1)uni-brows

2)disgusting albino white pale skin

3)long hairy side burns

4)pubes

5)buck teeth

6)fat women

7)smokers unless its pot

8)girls who think their the hottest ****

9)girls who are feminist

10)no ass