Internet Dating 101

This is a copy of my ad from yahoo.


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In my own words:

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I am 6’ 1"tall, athletically muscular, with a shaved bald head,
Dark eyes and I must admit that I am very pre-occupied with
Stimulating and interesting intelligent conversations.

I believe the greatest adventure is to:

EXPLORE ONES PASSIONS!!!!

I realize that I look like a jar head outta boot camp but,
I define true passion as not just lust in the moment…it’s
Not even when you are touched so deeply that you find
You give all that you have. It’s when you are touched
So deeply you find things coming forth from you that
You never even knew or imagined could be there.

CAN YOU FEEL ME?

Wouldn’t it be amazing to experience this with someone?

I am not a doctor or a attorney. I do own a Personal
Training business in Sacramento California. I am also the
Host of a PBS special called SPIRIT QUEST, and I am
Involved in the human potentials movement…so I have a
Lot of metaphysics to share and teach in the area of mind
Spirit as well as body!

I must be with someone adventurous who LOVES to learn
New things and is longing for an amazing new direction.
Someone who can make up her own mind on what SHE
Finds desirable, and attractive based on her own deep
Feelings and needs. Not because society would approve.
Not because her friends would validate it. Not even
Because it is what she is used to or expecting or
Based on seeing her “type” or what is “typical”, why bother
When typical hasn’t made you happy in the past…you feel me
No, Because she is ready…and I do mean truly ready…
For something beyond what she ever thought could be
Possible. Because maybe feeling that powerful opening
Is the link between the girl inside the woman, and the woman
Inside the girl.

WHAT I LIKE:

I am big time into touching and intense passionate kissing…
You know…that first soft brush of the lips…so soft your
Not even sure you’ve been kissed yet….and its as if all the
Passion…all the fire that will be experienced in the
Relationship is enfolded in that one…first…SOFT…
Special kiss…just waiting to be explored and made real!

It’s that moment where time stands still and yet in that
One moment there is an eternity of experience to be
Explored. It makes your mind expand to the heavens…
Your knees weak…and your heart soar and every part
Of you comes ….alive…awakened …ready for
Whatever will come into your life next!

It’s That Moment

It’s that moment when you just stop…and look deep
Inside of yourself and your able to push aside all of the
Rules and restrictions that hold you back…you find that
Your free to look at your own desires…with eyes
Unclowded by the fears of what others will think…

You can look deep inside and see that special place
Where you keep all of your secrets…you know that place..
Wink wink…You can see your desires and when you see
Your desires…you know that what you want is right
There in front of you…waiting for you to act on your
Desires.

Now with me that is a powerful experience. When you
See your desires clearly, mabe for the first time..the exitement
And longing you feel is incredibly strong. The excitement
Of knowing you can just reach out and fulfill these desires
And the longing of wanting to share that experience with
Someone who so understand how you feel…

Sometimes in life we get hurt and let our disappointments
Or past experiences block us from holding onto hope…
Hope that real love with real people even exists. Having
Just ended a relationship I know this…

But behind all that…behind all the cynicism…and hurt..
The let-downs and the disappointments is the part of the
Person who still believes. The one who believes in love
And to me Love has never died. Even through all of my
Let downs I still believe in the power of love!!!!
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These are some of the responses that I've gotten:


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Will you marry me?

lol I just read your profile and my knees are weak. WOW!

Hi, my name is Ky and I loved your profile. I would love to talk with you. Please check out my profile and if interested please email me at Ky @aol.com

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On 10/03/2004 01:54 pm PDT, "Personals Member" wrote:

i wish you lived closer....

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On 09/16/2004 12:01 am PDT, "Personals Member" wrote:

I Love your profile..Anyhow my name is Amy, i do live here in the sacramento area. I would Love to get to know you. My screename for yahoo is L @YAHOO.COM..My Aol is L @AOL.COM...I have back surgery on the 18th and will not be at my desk for about 2 or 3 weeks. I hope to hear from you soon .Take Care Eva

Who looks like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Player_Supreme/eva2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Player_Supreme/eva1.jpg


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And tons of other responses from this one ad like:

On 09/13/2004 08:39 am PDT, "Personals Member" wrote:

Hello, One trait I find irresistable is intelligence and the ability to have deep, meaningful conversations. Being a Norwegian lady, I've found that THIS is more likely to happen in Europe than in the States, which is unfortunate. When I read your profile, hope emerged, awakened, and I am looking foreward to the opportunity og getting better acquainted with you. My e-mail address is norwench@ and I hope that you will write to me there. My name is Tone, whats yours?

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I am just now looking into this whole internet dating thing and I will let you fella's know what I find out.

i am trying to think of a way to steal and alter this to better my msn profile but your profile is so
very um... wow !

very pre-occupied with
Stimulating and interesting intelligent conversations

i can't fake that lol

they will know i am a fraud.

PS over how long did you perfect this profile ?

i worked on mine last year over a 2 month period, trying new stuff and i found good results.

i also notuced when i removed my age i got a HUGE drop in responses, which shows me alot of women search on msn using age as well as location in Australia.

but yours is..... DAAAAAAAMN !

oh well guess i'll have to just stick to what i know....

street pimpin nasty ho's and feedin' em cheeseburgers


could you please do a break down addressing areas that need to be addressed in a personal profile. i don't go to other sites and i haven't seen anything on sosuave to help people tighten up their profiles.

Thankyou for sharing your profile with your fellow Don Juans,



Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “

Personally I'm not a fan of internet dating, but that's an awesome profile. You pretty much state that you own your business, are in good shape, are deep without coming off as a guy that likes to brag.

On a side note, it's funny how so many broads nowdays turn up the brightness on their webcam so you can't see their wrinkles, etc.

Good luck with the stable

You talk too much thats a story book! too long make it short and catchy do it like an Ad campaign, lots of bragging HB8 and above can see throught the lies talking about lie detecting radar they've got them.You dont have to say things that are appealing all you need is just to create attention and be as funny as hell.

Let us analyze your profile


I am 6’ 1"tall, athletically muscular, with a shaved bald head,
Dark eyes and I must admit that I am very pre-occupied with
Stimulating and interesting intelligent conversations.

HB9 response :So what i have dated a 6' 5'' and he is a loser and a cheat i hate girls being all around him everytime.Intelligent where does that comes in, oh you mean youre a millionaire if youre intelligent you must be able make yourself some millions.

Why not: Hi Sweethearts i am 3' 3" inches though i am a dwarf and i have nicely built hunchback.Ladies love me because i give kisses that leave them breatheless though most time i do it when they try to pick something on the floor.I used do it standing on the chair before but after breaking my stumpy fingers i stop doing that.


I believe the greatest adventure is to:

EXPLORE ONES PASSIONS!!!!

I realize that I look like a jar head outta boot camp but,
I define true passion as not just lust in the moment…it’s
Not even when you are touched so deeply that you find
You give all that you have. It’s when you are touched
So deeply you find things coming forth from you that
You never even knew or imagined could be there.


HB9 response:Whats this gibbersih youre looking for sex i can see it in your voice so why dont you come out straight and be sincere with me.[if you dare to be sincere they will see you as a pervets:complex human being you will say]

Why not: Fight ten men to prove that i love my woman,though i might be beaten blue black since it is all for my princess it is all good and if i get killed in the process, you will be having nightmares of me crying at the foot of you bed every night because you get me killed.

on and on keep on teasing them what are we saying here, all are lies they know you made it up. Yes you did but, youre teasing them they love guys that tease them right from the day they were born.Dont get serious because in the first place serious people dont check out internet dating.

Finally someone else that understands the game! Overall a good profile, I had to laugh at some of the NLP stuff in it but hey, if it works who the fvck cares!??

Hey, just one thing to consider about Miss lady who's having back surgery; I'd be careful if you aren't looking for zaftig type women. Two tell tale signs that she's that way:

1. Only posts VERY close up head shots (beware)...
2. That coupled with the back surgery thing, unless her injury was sports related or a car accident, it probably has something to do with #1.

I've been meeting women from the Net for a long time and there's a lot of things that I notice when qualifying a woman. I'm not being cynical because there are a bunch of hotties out there, I just know that there are ALL TYPES of women on the Net.

Sarge on Player!

Well it has already worked. I woke up this morning to find a IM convo started by the pretty ones photo.



ly : Wow that was big.
ly has unloaded the IMVironment.
ly : Hello Christopher, this is Amy . I just received your email.. ill be up for a few..Hope to hear from you soon.
metaphysikalover: hey how are you Amy
metaphysikalover: I just got up and saw your IM

I found out her name is actually Amy and made the conversion in the IM box when it asked to add her to my buddy lists:



Amy : Hey, how are you?
metaphysikalover: good and you
metaphysikalover: I'm happy you returned my email
metaphysikalover: It was a nice surprise to start my day wiht
metaphysikalover: with
Amy : Im doing well thank you
metaphysikalover: I'm new to the internet so bear with me
Amy : Aww,i responded a while ago , i thought u forgot about me..
Amy : it's ok,
metaphysikalover: you live in sacramento correct
Amy : yes,
metaphysikalover: I just checked my messages last night


ly status is now "The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight". (10/6/2004 6:56 AM)

metaphysikalover: Rappers Delight now that was a good old song
Amy : lol
Amy : Yes a classic
metaphysikalover: that and the one by Grand Master Flash
metaphysikalover: Can't recall the name
metaphysikalover: It's like a jungle sometimes, makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Amy : suger hill
Amy : lol
Amy : Your good
metaphysikalover: I still recall most of the words
metaphysikalover: Broken glass everywhere people pissin in the streets, they just don't care
metaphysikalover: lol
metaphysikalover: How old is your son
Amy : My daughter is going to be 5 in jan.
metaphysikalover: oopps
metaphysikalover: I saw a baby photo
Amy : it's ok
Amy : yes, she didnt have much hair
Amy : at all..
metaphysikalover: 5...that musta been an old photo
Amy : yes..
metaphysikalover: yeah that is why I thought she was a boy
Amy : look the same , but she looks different
metaphysikalover: congrads on a beautiful child
Amy : Aww thank you
metaphysikalover: What do you do
Amy : Im a Massage Therapist, going to school for ,y R.N..
metaphysikalover: REALLY
Amy : Yes.
metaphysikalover: I own a personal training business
metaphysikalover: and I am a 2nd level Reiki practicioner
metaphysikalover: we are in the same business ....sorta
Amy : But i am in recovery right now..I will not be able to do my Massages anymore...
metaphysikalover: lol
Amy : Cool
metaphysikalover: recovery from what
Amy : Sound Great
metaphysikalover: did you have a bad accident
Amy : BacK Surgery
metaphysikalover: ouch
Amy : No im just a hard worker..lol
Amy : yes ouch
metaphysikalover: I guess I was late at returning your message...I thought you had not had it yet
metaphysikalover: what was the damage
Amy : no i had it 18th of september
Amy : 3 herniated disks
metaphysikalover: that hurts
metaphysikalover: just talking about it
metaphysikalover: wooo
metaphysikalover: and how are you doing now
Amy : Im doing well..Recovering well...
metaphysikalover: good
metaphysikalover: can you get around
Amy : A lil...
metaphysikalover: awwww...poor thing
metaphysikalover: surgurey is always tough on the human body
Amy : I cannot D rive , im not supposed to sit for more than15 mins..
metaphysikalover: **** can't spell this morn
Amy : It's ok,
metaphysikalover: wow
Amy : But im recovering well..
Amy : i feel great
metaphysikalover: what did they do inside to the disks
Amy : Removed some disks fragments..and pieces of my disks..
metaphysikalover: was this a result of your work?
metaphysikalover: I've heard a ton of massage therapists complain of back pains
Amy : well i had some disks that broke off, and were lodged in my spinal area
metaphysikalover: ****
metaphysikalover: that musta been hella painful
Amy : partially
Amy : yes
Amy : very

Amy : very
metaphysikalover: I feel for you
metaphysikalover: Ok, I gotta go train a few clients...it was nice chatting with you
metaphysikalover: put up your # and I will give you a call
Amy : Ok, take care
metaphysikalover: not so fast
metaphysikalover: lol
Amy : 916 613 8***
Amy : lol
metaphysikalover: lol..you have metro too
Amy : yes
Amy : Gotta love it
metaphysikalover: ok I will give you a call later...and yeah can't beat the deal
metaphysikalover: Talk to you later
metaphysikalover: gotta run
Amy : Ok,

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Personally I'm not a fan of internet dating, but that's an awesome profile. You pretty much state that you own your business, are in good shape, are deep without coming off as a guy that likes to brag.

On a side note, it's funny how so many broads nowdays turn up the brightness on their webcam so you can't see their wrinkles, etc.

Good luck with the stable

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she's only 26...actually too young for me but I'm only experimenting.

Originally posted by sensible juan
You talk too much thats a story book! too long make it short and catchy do it like an Ad campaign, lots of bragging HB8 and above can see throught the lies talking about lie detecting radar they've got them.You dont have to say things that are appealing all you need is just to create attention and be as funny as hell.

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Hmmm Ok. I did have over 90 messages since I started playing with this ad though. And most of the responses have been WOW. Women love words. Words are the key into their minds. If you can control the mind you control the pvssy.

But I do appreciate the feed back. Maybe on my next experiment I will try a shorter one. Also I think I took the style of this one from somewhere...I just forgot where at the moment.

Originally posted by sensible juan

Let us analyze your profile


I am 6’ 1"tall, athletically muscular, with a shaved bald head,
Dark eyes and I must admit that I am very pre-occupied with
Stimulating and interesting intelligent conversations.

HB9 response :So what i have dated a 6' 5'' and he is a loser and a cheat i hate girls being all around him everytime.Intelligent where does that comes in, oh you mean youre a millionaire if youre intelligent you must be able make yourself some millions.

Why not: Hi Sweethearts i am 3' 3" inches though i am a dwarf and i have nicely built hunchback.Ladies love me because i give kisses that leave them breatheless though most time i do it when they try to pick something on the floor.I used do it standing on the chair before but after breaking my stumpy fingers i stop doing that.


I believe the greatest adventure is to:

EXPLORE ONES PASSIONS!!!!

I realize that I look like a jar head outta boot camp but,
I define true passion as not just lust in the moment…it’s
Not even when you are touched so deeply that you find
You give all that you have. It’s when you are touched
So deeply you find things coming forth from you that
You never even knew or imagined could be there.


HB9 response:Whats this gibbersih youre looking for sex i can see it in your voice so why dont you come out straight and be sincere with me.[if you dare to be sincere they will see you as a pervets:complex human being you will say]

Why not: Fight ten men to prove that i love my woman,though i might be beaten blue black since it is all for my princess it is all good and if i get killed in the process, you will be having nightmares of me crying at the foot of you bed every night because you get me killed.

on and on keep on teasing them what are we saying here, all are lies they know you made it up. Yes you did but, youre teasing them they love guys that tease them right from the day they were born.Dont get serious because in the first place serious people dont check out internet dating.

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Your female responses are funny. You should write comedy bruh.

Let's see how this thing continues to pan out. I will open up my AOL later on today since I sent messages to two of the responses who's looks I liked and they put their email address in their messages.

I have not paid anything for my ad yet.

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
i am trying to think of a way to steal and alter this to better my msn profile but your profile is so
very um... wow !

very pre-occupied with
Stimulating and interesting intelligent conversations

i can't fake that lol

they will know i am a fraud.

PS over how long did you perfect this profile ?

i worked on mine last year over a 2 month period, trying new stuff and i found good results.

i also notuced when i removed my age i got a HUGE drop in responses, which shows me alot of women search on msn using age as well as location in Australia.

but yours is..... DAAAAAAAMN !

oh well guess i'll have to just stick to what i know....

street pimpin nasty ho's and feedin' em cheeseburgers


could you please do a break down addressing areas that need to be addressed in a personal profile. i don't go to other sites and i haven't seen anything on sosuave to help people tighten up their profiles.

Thankyou for sharing your profile with your fellow Don Juans,



Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “

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1. this is actually my 2nd time playing with it. I first had it on my zenmack profile for a few weeks (got more than 70 hits)and then I created the metaphysical lover profile to try to get away from the whole mack/pimp image. I just put the new one up last month and forgot about it...it produced about 30 hits so far.

2. I stole the concept from somewhere, I think I downloaded it or read it in a book years ago. So knock ya self out!

3. LOL@your can't fake stimulating and interesting convo...you cheeky basta...j/k.

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Finally someone else that understands the game! Overall a good profile, I had to laugh at some of the NLP stuff in it but hey, if it works who the fvck cares!??

Hey, just one thing to consider about Miss lady who's having back surgery; I'd be careful if you aren't looking for zaftig type women. Two tell tale signs that she's that way:

1. Only posts VERY close up head shots (beware)...
2. That coupled with the back surgery thing, unless her injury was sports related or a car accident, it probably has something to do with #1.

I've been meeting women from the Net for a long time and there's a lot of things that I notice when qualifying a woman. I'm not being cynical because there are a bunch of hotties out there, I just know that there are ALL TYPES of women on the Net.

Sarge on Player!

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Thanks for the comments:

1. She did have a full body shot and it's decent. Actually got dam...it's nice. She isn't skinny. She isn't overly thick.
About 140lbs. I preffer about 155 to 160 and most of it in the butt...(it's a black thang you wouldn't understand..lol).

2. I am leary of internet women. There must be something wrong as to why they are looking on the internet. I do my stuff in person.

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Thanks for the comments:

1. She did have a full body shot and it's decent. Actually got dam...it's nice. She isn't skinny. She isn't overly thick.
About 140lbs. I preffer about 155 to 160 and most of it in the butt...(it's a black thang you wouldn't understand..lol).

2. I am leary of internet women. There must be something wrong as to why they are looking on the internet. I do my stuff in person.

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Oh I understand the 'thick thang,' but I follow the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot about women with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face. I wouldn't sweat the age thing, although I don't look for a LTR with them, younger women are fun to have around.

As for being leery about I-Net women, understand why some are on-line. Yeah, they may not be able to meet the right guy in real life just because the majority of guys who approach them are either 'Nice Guy' AFCs that bore them to death or Bad Boys that have hurt them, there's no happy medium for 'Good Guys.'

This is where the Net comes in, dating sites are excellent qualifying tools! Its literally a menu of single people. All of the basic things that would normally take one or two dates to find out are all listed in a good personal ad. When they find one that stands out from the crowd, they are all over it. Plus, why waste a couple of nights with an someone just to find out they're an @sshole when you can read it with your own eyes in a matter of seconds??!!!

Do you think that all guys on-line get the number of responses that you have gotten? H3ll NO because they have wussy AFC ads. If they were successful like you and me, they would definitely have a different perspective. The great thing about the Net is that guys can use it just like the women do, it's an equalizer for qualifying.

For the last month I've been on a roll with the women I've engaged on-line. Four of the last five offered me their telephone number to call them for a meeting. Each has happened in less than a week and after trading just two emails. How simple is that?

H3ll, I'm having a second date tomorrow with one who's supposedly has about six guys interested in her but they all sound like AFCs and she's not returning any of their calls. Oh and by the way, she's picking me up so she can take ME to dinner to celebrate her buying a new Audi!

So all I can say to the I-Net haters out there is that you should keep doing what you are doing. It just makes guys like me a Player look that much better to women without even trying!!!

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Oh I understand the 'thick thang,' but I follow the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot about women with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face. I wouldn't sweat the age thing, although I don't look for a LTR with them, younger women are fun to have around.

As for being leery about I-Net women, understand why some are on-line. Yeah, they may not be able to meet the right guy in real life just because the majority of guys who approach them are either 'Nice Guy' AFCs that bore them to death or Bad Boys that have hurt them, there's no happy medium for 'Good Guys.'

This is where the Net comes in, dating sites are excellent qualifying tools! Its literally a menu of single people. All of the basic things that would normally take one or two dates to find out are all listed in a good personal ad. When they find one that stands out from the crowd, they are all over it. Plus, why waste a couple of nights with an someone just to find out they're an @sshole when you can read it with your own eyes in a matter of seconds??!!!

Do you think that all guys on-line get the number of responses that you have gotten? H3ll NO because they have wussy AFC ads. If they were successful like you and me, they would definitely have a different perspective. The great thing about the Net is that guys can use it just like the women do, it's an equalizer for qualifying.

For the last month I've been on a roll with the women I've engaged on-line. Four of the last five offered me their telephone number to call them for a meeting. Each has happened in less than a week and after trading just two emails. How simple is that?

H3ll, I'm having a second date tomorrow with one who's supposedly has about six guys interested in her but they all sound like AFCs and she's not returning any of their calls. Oh and by the way, she's picking me up so she can take ME to dinner to celebrate her buying a new Audi!

So all I can say to the I-Net haters out there is that you should keep doing what you are doing. It just makes guys like me a Player look that much better to women without even trying!!!

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Dam, picking you up too. Good words. I'm listening raptly.

LOL!

I've been telling you guys! Internet dating is the shyt!

Man, I've met so many cool down-azz bytches off there and many cool new guy-friends as well!

Player, I jacked some of your words for my own profile. I hope it works!

Also, Player, I'm reading the book "PIMP" lol. Damn near every quote I hear you say is in that book. It's an awesome read!

Play on players!

Eric

Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
LOL!

I've been telling you guys! Internet dating is the shyt!

Man, I've met so many cool down-azz bytches off there and many cool new guy-friends as well!

Player, I jacked some of your words for my own profile. I hope it works!

Also, Player, I'm reading the book "PIMP" lol. Damn near every quote I hear you say is in that book. It's an awesome read!

Play on players!

Eric

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LOL, take what ya want it wasn't really my original shyt anyways.

Your reading the fiction book PIMP. I've only read it one time and that was a long time ago. I do need to re-read it soon.

I quote mainly from Miki Royals The pimpgame...an instructional manuel.

Life is like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.....

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"The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five if I remember right. I might be wrong but I haven't heard that song in years and hell I'm just a small town white boy. Cool song.

Good post PS let us know how it goes.

Originally posted by Slickster
"The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five if I remember right. I might be wrong but I haven't heard that song in years and hell I'm just a small town white boy. Cool song.

Good post PS let us know how it goes.

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Yeah thats the name of that junt. I will keep you posted.

I have a date set up for tonight with another female, but I will try to squeeze Amy in this afternoon or thurs.

lata

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
I am also the Host of a PBS special called SPIRIT QUEST

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Link Please.

Re: Re: Internet Dating 101

Originally posted by James Olmstead


Link Please.

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Shyt forgot to edit that out. Just ignore that. The last thing I want is some of the wack-off kids on this site calling the station to complain about me...lol.

My show is used as a fund raiser so they show it whenever they need to raise money. They sell a meditation CD that I developed for the program and the video of the show itself.

Field Report:

Put a new one on my team last night. Met over coffee, talked and got her life story...she kept saying that she was amazed that I dug so much information out of her...

I remained a bit of a mystery. I gave her about 10% info to her 80%.

At her place she made me dinner and we continued to talk. While she was fixing dinner I came up behind her and took her arm, then turned her into me and kissed her gently.

It was on after that.

This woman gave one of the best massages I've ever had. She even sucked my toes while she was working on my feet...

Enough details.

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Field Report:

Put a new one on my team last night. Met over coffee, talked and got her life story...she kept saying that she was amazed that I dug so much information out of her...

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"Team," I like that. I usually use the term "Stable" for my fillies.

Yeah, you keep them talking, keep it light and it's amazing what they will tell you. The woman I'm seeing tonight told me some very interesting personal stuff on our first date. I don't think she tells that stuff to just anyone because she seemed a bit nervous at first but by the end of the date she was squeezing my thigh under the table saying "Oh, oh, oh.. And guess what else?..."

Yeah, life can be amusing....