Secret to ********!

What is this alien realm called Womaniverse where all these strange creatures known as WOAH-MEN emerge from? They scatter about the Earth and cast Mankind in a Pleasure-Pain Paradox. Alas, the WHOA-MEN kept complaining and drove our ancestors so mad that they created civilization to please them. Seeing their failure (for women are forever complaining), it is no wonder that we die first.

But to top it off, these WOAH-MEN speak in a totally alien language!

"Oh MY GAAWWWWD! I just ate a HUUUUGE cheese burriiitOOOO! And the GUILT is just KILLING me!"
"I KNOW! I just lost control and ate not just that big chocolate cake in the fridge, but my chocolate chip ice cream too!"
"NO WAY!"
"YES WAY! Oh, did you hear about Susan? She is SO depressed that the guy she went out with won't call her back."
"No!"
"Yes. But I told her, 'hey girl, if a guy isn’t wanting to talk to a brainy chick like you, then he's stupid and shouldn't be thought about!' It made her feel better."
"Heather told me that she saw Susan's guy with ANOTHER GIRL!"
(both squeal in supreme shock)
"Oh, she is going to feel AWFUL when she finds out!"
"I KNOW! What can we do?"
"You know that guy you met yesterday?"
"The guy with the really cute butt and smile?"
"Yeah."
"Girl... tell, tell!"
"Well I heard Heather tell me..."

And on and on it goes! The above is not a 'network', it is pure chaos. In fact...

Sosuave: I am sorry, Pook. I must interrupt this post.

What! But I just got started...

Sosuave:Several women are protesting your text. They wish to be heard.

Very well! Let them in.

The three women enter.

Now ladies, what is the matter?

"Monsieur Pook, you have our sex much offended."

Ladies, you have my sex much offended.

And the three said together, "Listen to our advice:

"The sexiest thing a man can do is listen."
"Remember, Pook, women are better communicators."
"Listen to what she is saying. Good communication is the key to a good relationship."

Such are the common answers! Men listen to what you say and nod and nod and nod and nod until they drop dead from boredom. Men do not listen to women because they often don't make any sense. ******** is not communication; it is madness.

Look over there! A group of women gather and enter in a conversation of ********. It looks like they are talking! Pook gets closer to overhear them. Hear that? It is like a conversation going super speed with high pitched octaves punctured with squeals. What alien language is this?

But, luckily, I have Pook Vision Goggles. It allows one to see how Womaniverse interacts in this realm.

BEFORE: The women seem to be having a conversation in an allegro style.

WITH POOK VISION: The women are not talking, but are feeling each other, rubbing against each other...

The Secret to ******** is that it is a passage of feelings (where with REAL language it is a passage of thought). Women do not listen to each other, they FEEL one another. They cheer one another up. See those phone lines that are on fire due to women getting home from dates and calling each other? Female gossip is female therapy. As soon as they walk out of class, they must call someone on their cell phone immediately.

We know men 'think' and women 'feel', but not in such a bizarre context. Everything a woman says will be 'feeling'. Women are always touching each other (just not in our universe). Feeling, feeling, feeling... that is the sum of ********.

In this universe, we view ******** as an almost type of Matrix code. But in Womaniverse, what is transmitted is not thought but feelings. You will not find women grouped together chatting about intellectual ruminations of Kant and Aristotle. No, they will either be talking about sex, food, or shopping, and often in that order.

If she says,

This guy came and STARED at me. It was creepy! He kept telling me how beautiful I was and how he wanted to go out with me!

Other guys think I am beautiful, lovely, and want to date me. Why don't you?

Learn to identify the FEELING coming from her. Don't even listen to her words, FEEL how she says it and why. With the above example, the feeling is guys finding her beautiful. As guys, we would think, "What a creepy guy!" or "Why are you not telling this to your girlfriends?" She is transmitting a FEELING, not a thought, and this FEELING is that guys find her beautiful. She wants you to know this because she wants YOU to ask her out!

Are you gay?

Why won't you go out with me or anyone?

As guys, we would think we are showing homo-physical characteristics. But what is the FEELING emerging from her? The feeling is sexuality, specifically relating to YOU. You have the GREEN LIGHT to go for the women, and you are not moving. She is asking you if you're gay because you are not acting like most guys (chomping at the bit).

I like dates when blah blah occurs...

Ask me out now!

Being guys, we absorb this as THOUGHTS. But she is putting out a FEELING to us. The FEELING is the feelings of dating. She has no interest in specifics. She is reveling in the feeling of dating because that is what she imagines you and her doing!

Next time you view a group of women, with no guys around, watch what happens. You will see the women feeling each other. They do this literally (putting lotion on each other, combing each other's hair, pampering one another) and communication-wise "I LOVE chocolate cake!" "I KNOW! It is SOOOO yummy!"

Feeling You

Women will always try to ‘feel’ you. Join me, youth, in the Pook Observation Room. I have set up hidden Pookish microphones and cameras to observe what happens when it comes to women.

The screen showed a guy at a job. The guy was busy doing what he needed to do. His only co-workers were women. They chatted as they worked.

Listen closer. The women are not chatting with him.

The women kept trying to ‘feel’ him. How did he talk about his future plans? What did he feel about this, about that?

You see, the women don’t really care what he is saying. They are trying to feel what he is saying, what he is like, so on and so on.

Or observe this example.

A youth and a Hot Babe sat down for dinner at a fabulous restaurant.

She is trying to ‘feel’ him.

The youth orders chicken salad.

Check out those scanners! Yes, she is thinking, “He is going to make lots of money.”

“Because he ordered chicken salad?”

Yes.

The youth orders a fancy bizarre meal full of seaweed and other strange dishes.

Ahh! She thinks he is ‘kinky’ in many many ways!

The youth orders a simple meal.

She wonders if he is the type of guy who wants to stay home on nights.

The youth orders a chocolate mousse and offers to share it with her.

Ahh! He is SO SWEET! Now she won’t feel guilty about getting her own chocolate mousse.

“Pook, what are you saying? That we are what we eat?”

I’m saying that women will always try to ‘feel’ you. They will make conclusions that don’t even make sense. Even if you get food stuck in your beard, she will look at you and smile, feeling how ‘cute’ the entire situation is. Feeling, feeling, feeling, that is the sum of womenese!

Psychoanalysis

When two guys talk, they don't really talk to each other. They are on to a subject and then they talk abstractly about the subject- the other guy might as well not even be there!

Take our issues with women...

"Dude! Women are crazy!"

"You got that right! You know what I think? Women must be completely society oriented."

"How so?"

"It is not like they really live. They just act out roles. They have been the 'daughter' role, the 'date' role, the 'girlfriend' role, the 'fiance' role, the 'wife' role, the 'mother' role, and the ultimate... the feminist role."

"So women don't really live? They just act out society's roles?"

"Yes, they just go about with the same dreams they've always had. The most disappointing thing a guy will realize is that a woman is with him not because she loves him..."

"Because according to this idea women won't be able to love..."

"Exactly. Not because she needs him, wants him, or any of that."

"So why?"

"Just to have something to talk about with her girlfriends. That is all. Even the most uncharismatic dull husband will give her material to deliver to her girlfriends. Whether or not he farts in bed, whether he sexes properly, so on and so on. Girl talk revolves around our manly actions."

Now, the two guys are speaking about an idea in all its abstractness. The goal is the truth, or whatever can be thought of as the truth. When women talk, they speak to each other with no abstractions. Their goal is to good feelings which is only achieved through psycho-analysis.

And this is the most annoying thing about dealing with women, is that they so readily admit to being able to psycho-analyze you. For example, when a woman reads this merry post, she will be fuming and secretly think, "Pook must be a misogynist!" I've phrased this post accordingly so they have such a reaction.

If I redid the intro this way:

What is this magical world known as Womaniverse where all these women come from? They scatter about the Earth and without them, Man would be stuck in the stone-age. Women are the engine of civilization, the settlements of the New World failed until women were added, and women are always the glue that keeps society together.

Now I am an advocate of women!

Let us say a guy got heartbroken by a girl. The girl suddenly likes the guy again. So she goes after him. The two go out. Yet, he says he does not want to get back together again, but she feels something differently from his eyes. When they depart, he gives her a friendly kiss and says they would make good friends. She feels something quite different in that kiss.

As soon as she gets home, she calls her friends and says, "His words said no but his actions said yes! What should I do?"

And the Woman's Network advises her to 'press on' and eventually the guy cracks and the two become a couple. See? ********'s psychoanalysis has its uses, often, though, it keeps girls detecting 'signs' that don't exist in the first place (which is why doing Anti-Dump's "number", "date", "yes" allows no confusion. She will KNOW you are interested and you get to weed her out).

******** and Shopping Carts

I am throwing this into the post for the heck of it. Come, gentlemen, join this hungry Pook on his trip to the supermarket.

Pook gets his cart and begins to go through the store.

Ahh, there is nothing like shopping for food. Pook loads his cart up with items. You may think it is boring, but there is something you do not know.

“Excuse me,” a woman said, as she drove her cart around Pook.

Did you catch that? No, you probably didn’t. She was looking into my shopping cart! Her eyes were glued to the things I had in my little buggy.

Look! There it is again. It could be old women, young women, single women, married women, they keep checking out what I have in my cart.

You say: “They are nosy women and must see what you are getting.”

No, gentleman, they are checking out my cart because they want me! Yes, even the shopping market can become an erotic experience.

You may wonder how I know this. Well, women check out guys in many ways. One thing, for sure, is that they try to see if a guy is single or not by what he puts in his shopping cart. If he has items like half a gallon of milk, microwavable meals, and in general, a small amount of stuff, women will assume he is a bachelor and perhaps make a move. Some women will psychoanalyze your life based on what you have in your shopping cart. (Some women, thinking men think like they do, will deliberately put things in their shopping cart to convey an impression, such as water bottles to represent their 'healthy lifestyle' without realizing that men don't even look at the items in shopping carts.)

What does this have to do with ********? Absolutely nothing. But this is the most appropriate place for it. So if you are shopping and see a woman spying on the items in your cart as she passes by, hey, she’s probably checking you out.

Feelingese: The Language of Women

******** is feeling and feeling is ********. It goes beyond language. In our universe, cleaning our apartment is seen as a chore done primarily for sanitation reasons and to get stuff out of our way. But in Womaniverse, women enjoy the 'feelings' they get from a clean room (or rather they hate the 'feelings' they get from an unclean room). To us, a painting is just there as a 'decoration'. But in Womaniverse, colors, paintings, and designs all emit waves of good feelings which women soak up like cats do sunlight.

Womenese is also ensemble. Yes, ******** OVERLAPS.

Examine this example:

To the pleasure of two ladies, they found themselves in the presence of a Pook, and thus, were attracted.

“Come ladies! Let us go about for a merry walk!”

*giggle giggle* “Oh Pook! Lead on!”

As the three of us walked, the ladies were in such a tropical state that they babbled and bubbled endlessly.

Eventually, the Pook began to speak.

“Tomorrow, ladies, we need to go to the Pook-Place to pick up the…”

And a lady-friend cuts Pook right off with:

"Oh, look at the pretty weather out today!"

Pook, being a normal guy, STOPS talking. The women look at him as if something is wrong.

Pook is thinking: How RUDE that chick was! The stupid chick must have a short attention span!

Whereas Pook’s lady-friends are thinking, What is wrong with Pook!? Why did he stop talking? So typical of guys! They all have a short communication span!

Since ******** is transmitting feelings rather then thoughts, they can be absorbed faster and easier than regular language. This means that ******** OVERLAPS. You could be saying something and a woman will express a fast feeling. She expects you to keep talking. In mixed genders, however, the conversation tends toward more male. Sometimes, like the above example shows, the women forget and go total ********.

When women speak, the feelings often overlap. Before they are finished with one feeling, another offers another. They lap up each others feelings. This is the ‘girliness’ that disgusts guys.

But I’m a brave Pook, and I attempted to participate in the all girl ******** fest.

I had to know my ******** both language wise and ensemble wise. I kept trying to FEEL everything she was emitting (it is another universe!). A guy overheard me, pointed to me, and went: "GAY! Pook is GAY! I KNEW IT!" haha. Try it out and see if you have similar results.

Solution to ********

It is helpful to know your ********. But speaking it back to them? No, you have to be female for that.

DeAngelo understands, but he never specified it. A girl would take his hand (her ******** is saying “I like you”) and he would say “Oh really?” when she took his hand.

If a women starts touching you, she is actually saying, “I like you.” You can smile, touch her back, or whatever. Get out of your mind all these hidden signals and look at women in the context of FEELINGS. She will try to FEEL you and throw FEELINGS at you.

If she compliments you, “Oh Pook! You are such a smart Pookish guy!” she is saying nothing. She is just throwing a feeling at you.

So why do most men fail when talking with women? It is because they are using words, not feelings. You do not ‘talk’ to chicks, you express feelings. Think of a baby. The baby doesn’t know what you are saying. The baby only cares about your tone of voice. You could say in a babyish voice, “Armageddon is going to fry us all today!” and the baby will smile in glee not because of the TONE but because of the FEELING the tone rides on.

So what solution is there to ********? Since ******** is the process of feelings, all you have to do is EMIT feelings. In other words, focus on the joy in YOURSELF and let it SEEP OUT. Stop dividing yourself from your emotions. If you’re happy, let yourself be happy. The women will smell it and love you.

The Nice Guy protests this post. “But I KEEP telling them my emotions! And look at where that has gotten me?”

Oh you pernicious emotional SLUT! Just as guys don’t exactly respect the women who just sleep with whomever and wherever (sluts!), women don’t exactly respect the guy who vomits his feelings to all the women all the time (emotional sluts, i.e. Nice Guy).

The Nice Guy kept trying to EXPRESS his emotions through our language. Flowers, poetry, declarations of love, and so on.

The player kept trying to CREATE INTEREST by doing things like kino, mirroring, eliciting values, and so on. He is just trying to get her to feel something and put a mirror to it, so it reflects to her. The player is providing mental masturbation in hopes she uses him as a boy toy for physical masturbation.

But the Don Juan is already full of joy and the emotions carry over to the women via ********.

Remember, what YOU feel, SHE feels. She will ALWAYS be trying to FEEL you.

If you feel frustrated, she feels frustrated.

If you feel despair, she feels despair.

If you feel happy, she feels happy.

If you feel playful, she feels playful.

If you feel horny, well… It has been shown that male lust turns women on.

This is why the focus must be on you. As you think, YOU shall become. But as you feel, so shall she feel. Women cannot love a wall, so they want to knock it down.

So connect! Get that feeling of joy in your world AND LET IT OUT. Let it live in your walk, let it live in your speech, let it live in your eyes. The sexiest thing a man can do is SMILE. But smile not with just your lips, smile with your eyes, smile in your walk, smile with your talk.

Live in fragments no longer! Throw your mental prison off! Connect your emotions and the world, your dreams to day, and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either, will die!

good post

Originally posted by baseballDJ
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...as it always is with pook

...Just when you think everything has been covered, theres always one sheepish Pook, waiting in the wings, to come spin things around a bit so you get a better look at the other shiney side.

Great Post. I'll be looking out for this.

Originally posted by Pook
This is why the focus must be on you. As you think, YOU shall become. But as you feel, so shall she feel. Women cannot love a wall, so they want to knock it down.

So connect! Get that feeling of joy in your world AND LET IT OUT. Let it live in your walk, let it live in your speech, let it live in your eyes. The sexiest thing a man can do is SMILE. But smile not with just your lips, smile with your eyes, smile in your walk, smile with your talk.

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Though I agree with emitting feelings of joy, I find that there are other feelings that attract and, in the realm of feeling, GRAB a women. And, perhaps, these are more along the 'negative' lines.

Why are women attracted to badboys? These guys with destructive, violent, chaotic, and tormented feelings. Take Marlon Brando from "Streetcar Named Desire". When this movie hit the theatres, women were going crazy, right? DeAngelo brings this up too.

Though I'm a decent guy at heart, I've always had some badboy habits. And when I'm in that "don't give a f^ck mode', women respond like magnets. Either when I'm climbing buildings--up fire escapes, or pulling street signs out of the ground and throwing them down the pavement, watching the sparks fly, or spontaneously climbing out of a car window onto the roof at 70km/h. Something happens in their eyes. They look almost catlike!

Especially when I respond.

Finally I climb back into the car. Those cateyes are glowing. "I needed a little fresh air." Nothing happened. It's like I can feel this sexual wave rushing at me. Or "That street sign said parking only 2h, I need to park here for the night." Something hot emits from them.

When I was younger, my friends and I used to enjoy throwing canned goods into bonfires to see what kind of effects we'd get. This one time, a can of beans, exploded with a bang and we literally felt the wave of warmth consume us. We felt it pass by. Almost like you see in the space movies, etc., when they have these big explosions, like expanding bubbles.

That's what women emit when you have those feelings. Except it's pure encompassing sexuality, not stinky beans.

I have no doubt that feeling of joy are healthier. However, I've noticed that these aggresive, slightly destructive feelings when compared to my open, friendly, joyeous feelings outweigh 10 to 1.

!GEORGE GORDON!

Good post.
So basically express your feelings in a non extravagent way. No matter what feelings they are, if your feeling them express them. But not openly.

Good post

VERY POWERFUL and true psychology analysis...

well done... again. real helpful insight.

Pook, why do I keep "feeling" that this post is some kind of light Speed Seduction?

Quite an interesting post as I think you totally understand women. I kept thinking of situations I've heard women talk to each other and using this as a lens, it all made sense. And I kept thinking, but if I talk ********, I'll look gay!!! You had actually tried it?

But I did not see a clear solution to the riddle: "What do I say back to a woman when she is saying all these things?" Do I also psycho-analyse her and try to feel her out? Then how do I respond? In ********? I know I'm gonna have to get used to asking myself the question "What feeling is she communicating with that?" and then "What do I want to do with that feeling?"

You're saying that I should always communicate back feelings but with things other than words, right? I should communicate feelings with voice tone, body language, etc. I mean I'm just trying to "feel you out" Mr. Pook. Your post only seems to have created more questions than provided answers. And all the guys who said "brilliant post" didn't really get it

The post was just an insight into something I've never thought about before. It wasnt there to state any kind of rule. It wasnt stating anything. It was a simple piece of knowledge. How you use that knowledge is up to you.

In my eyes, it was there to make you think and find your OWN answers. How? By trying it! By getting out there and doing it all. Thats the only way you really learn, after all. Listen to the woman, look at how she's acting, and listen to the tone. React how you feel you should react, or more to the point, how you WANT to react. If she's bouncing around and smiley, smile and play around more. If she seems a bit less energetic, do the same but with less... enthusiasm, for the lack of a better word.

Remember, you are the man. You are the prize. You dont react to her actions, you make your own actions because you believe that the ACTIONS are what you want to do. They dont have a secondary input from her - it's all you. If her being bouncy and smiley is really getting to you, excuse yourself politely and take it from there.

She see's that you're the man, she's impressed. If she doesnt like how you are - but you're happy with yourself, then the truth is she probably isnt 'for you'.

Some posts lay out rules in order to help you. Some posts provoke thoughts and provide knowledge - an understanding for you to experiment with. They both help you, it's just one you do for yourself, and one you have help with. If you ask me, pook doesnt come across as the 'YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG, DO THIS!' kinda guy. He's the experimental guy. The guy that'll develope your personality and unique attributes. Not the law-setter, where as he said, you become the actor.

-B-

Great post Pook. That really illuminated to me what you mean't by women are pure sexuality.

Excellent stuff.

After reading this post, I can see why:

GF gets no feeling from BF = Boring BF = Dumped BF

I can also see how AFCs/Nice Guys do project a feeling onto the woman they are chasing after: they project a feeling of insecurity and a feeling of being unwanted.

Maximus_Decimus

Hahha haven't finished reading it yet, but I recently saw a girl I went out with and her cousin, at several points they were talking to each other at the same time!


Then later when we were outside saying goodbye they both talked to me at the same time!!! I could follow but not respond that fast.

Pook, I dont know if you are going to read this, but I have been reading a lot of your posts, I think you are a great guy, but I must say one thing..............

With this post, you have just solved the mystery, and unlocked the SECRET to getting any woman we want, anytime we want them!

This is it Pook! Pook, you have done it! Pook, man, I can't say how much I love you dawg! I usually do a lot of pre-planned **** that I really don't FEEL confortable doing, so I have to get drunk to FEEL good, and I swear to you, that is when I get any woman I want.

Pook, I have it now. I dont have to get drunk no more, (unless I want to..hehe...) Pook......oh my god, dude seriously, make a book on this **** dawg, and you can make some serious money off of it. Stay true and stay up!

Haha, right on bro, i got something to add:


Women always think they know what you are thinking about. As pook said, they are "Feeling you" .. this is exactly why she always asks "what are you thinking?" She doesnt necessarily care.. she is trying to figure it out but cant, so she needs some input from you.

Another thing, she always thinks she KNOWS what you are thinking about. I meet women who do this all the time. I wil be sitting there, and she looks at me and says "You are mad becuase we arent having sex" ... ok honey, where did you come up with that?

At first i thought it was just becuase women were insecure or dependent or something, they always wanted to know what i think..now i see it differently.. they are feeling me and trying to see if she is going on the correct path..

Funny thing is, a lot of times women do actually feel you correctly. The girl in above example, i was thinking what should i do with her now that i am not getting any that night.. she was somewhat right.

guys, we transmit a lot more information than we think. Women can pick this up quite well.. but this doesnt mean we cant.

Study some body language, and get some interaction with women while keeping all these things in the back of your minds, and you too will become better at figuring out just what the fukk she is talking about

the shopping trolly thing is true ive been talking to some of my lady friends about this and they look at shopping trollys to see if a guys single and they say u can tell alot from what a guy buys - amazing pook

LOL LOL LOL I LOVE Pook's posts. The story says so much truth with an amazing power.

I love your posts!