I know this may sound crazy, but one of the ways I can decide if a girl is really interested is if I fart really loud and smelly and she just ignores it.
Try it!
For maximum effect, try stuffing yourself with cheese, broccoli, jalapeno peppers, beans, onions, cabbage, and wash it all down with a can of warm beer. You won't be disappointed!
If she looks at you in shock, just shrug it off like it is no big deal and say "What? You never fart?"
I like it cause it weeds out the uptight b!tches and I HATE it when I have to hold in my gas..
For those of you flamers I will say, don't knock it till you've tried it!
DISCLAIMER: This technique is for the advanced players here who have some degree of game. You noobs didn't honestly think that chronic farting is all it takes?
EDIT: Wow! My 500th post...and what a post it is..worthy of a "Master Don Juan"
Try it!
For maximum effect, try stuffing yourself with cheese, broccoli, jalapeno peppers, beans, onions, cabbage, and wash it all down with a can of warm beer. You won't be disappointed!
If she looks at you in shock, just shrug it off like it is no big deal and say "What? You never fart?"
I like it cause it weeds out the uptight b!tches and I HATE it when I have to hold in my gas..
For those of you flamers I will say, don't knock it till you've tried it!
DISCLAIMER: This technique is for the advanced players here who have some degree of game. You noobs didn't honestly think that chronic farting is all it takes?
EDIT: Wow! My 500th post...and what a post it is..worthy of a "Master Don Juan"