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Alright most importantly guys, throughout this post remember this. I will never bull**** you, i will never try and save your ego any grief. If you want to be a DJ, you must be above your peers conciously. Remember that i did not say in intelligence, there are hundreds of thousands of people smarter than i, maybe millions!, but yet because of what ive learned i will be happier and more succesful in life than them. Also remember, when i say DJ, i really mean my definition of DJ, there is no definition of DJ, but my definition has served me very well and will serve you well too.

Ok, always remember this, people lie, people lie to you every day about everything and nothing. Trust nothing unless you see it first hand. Treat everything objectively, even your friends. Everyone has their own agenda, the only people you can REALLY trust are people whose agendas do not conflict with yours. Or a really REALLY good friend(most likely only a friend that has been on the sosuave site and believes in honor).

(remember most)Most of your friends will ****block you secretly if a girl likes you that they want. They will lie to you about what theyre doing tonight if they dont want you there for any reason. Most of your friends will follow their own agendas, jsut like everyone else, even if youre in the way.

My suggestion is get a few extremely good friends and show them the site. But always remember this, you do not know anyone until you see a true test of their character.

(for clarity)
Personality- What you show to other people
Character- What you do when no one will find out and no one is watching.

Power corrupts and Absolute power corrupts absolutely. IM not sure who said that originally but my history teacher used to say it all the time. Give someone power and you will see their character. If they use it for the good of everyone, then they are a good person, if they use it only to persue their own agenda regardless of anyone else, then that is someone you do not want to be associated with, much less friends.

Same goes for girls btw, no matter how much you "love" her, you dont know sh1t about her unless you have a test of her character.


Alright then, on attraction.

First off, if you look good, youre going to get laid. Period. There is not ONE person on earth who is not subject to attraction based on looks. NOT ONE PERSON. EVERYONE IS SHALLOW,.. PERIOD. I have no sympathy what-so-fu-cking-ever for ugly mofos who ***** that girls only go after good looking guys, or vice versus with girls. Because underneath that bullsh1t, they would do the EXACT same thing if they looked good. Hypocracy is for the weak.

Anyway, that being said. I am, at base, one of those ugly motherf-uckers. If i dont do ****, i look absolutely disgusting. I have in the past actually repulsed myself.

I identifyed that as a problem, SO I FIXED IT. SO can ALL YOU ugly mofos if you want to. I keep my hair cut to exact detail. It was too expensive to go to the hair cutting place, so i learned how to cut my own hair(after many fu-ckupps, but if you dont have a lot of money thats what you have to do). I was FAT, jiggly and disgusting. It was aproblem, so i FIXED it, i researched! I started an exacting regiment, i quit eating SH1T. I used body weight exercises because i had no money to go to a gym or buy weights or workout equipment. Crunches, pushups, anything i could do with a few chairs. (btw situps are sh1t, do crunches, research for techniques).

I started surfing. NOT BECAUSE i was a P-USSY who wanted to be "cool", but because my dad suggested it because i loved the beach and the ocean, and my friend wanted to start too. It got me even more in shape, and it got me a new way to meet friends and do somethign with girls(that wouldnt come for years later tho). And most of all, it gave me PASSION! A passion is something you can just THINK about and be happy! EVERYONE should find their passion or passions. Just remember, POSERs are LOSERS with NO IDENTITY OR PASSION. They are the sh1t of the earth. Do not be a poser, do not dress in clothes because they identify with something that is popular, and dont dress strictly in those clothes even if you do that "something".

Anyway, i had/have terrible acne. And i even get ingrown hairs if i shave. I researched and experimented to combat it, and in large part i beat it. (for thanyone who wants to know, i take atleast 2 showers daily, i never touch my face, i wipe oil off with a soft tissue if i have been 6+ hours without a shower) I do not use soap on my face, i do not pat or rub my face dry after a shower, i DO let girls touch my face but only because that is essential so dont flinch, I only shave above and directly around my lips, for the rest of my face i use my hair clippers without any setting, it cuts it fairly short, but not short enough for the hair to become ingrown, i use St Ives medicated Apricot scrub to clean my face or any other part of me that needs it, and i use cheap tubes of acne medication with benzoly peroxide( neutragena acne med is the best tho, might be in the white/blue and black for men type), i also use a moisturizer every night and morning(the acne med makes my face dry so i need it), I use Aveeno oatmeal stuff, the most important thing is that it has ABSOLUTELY NO OILS in the ingredients, not even "mineral oil". Im experimenting with aloe lotion too right now, but the oils in it seem to be proving harmful in some aspects.

Have yellow teeth? I did, buy whitening toothpaste, the strips too if you can afford them. Anyway, with attraction, you need to look the best you can if you want to come out on top. Get some tweezers, pluck those hairs, i know it hurts, suck it up, im one hairy mofo but i look smooth. Fix those eyebrows, but be careful not to over-do it.

OK thats the looks part.
 

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PART 2

Secondly, eye contact, Eye contact is the absolute sh1t man. The war of Attraction, your eyes are your motherfuc-king homing cruise missles. Always be searching for girls looking your way. When you find them, lock on to your target. Even if you are just hanging out with a girl. keep your focus on one of her eyes and dont look away until she does. If you have fixed yourself up appropriately, She will FEEL your eyes penetrating her man, and thats GOOD STUFF. In the context of approaching, thats the same, but if she keeps the gaze going, wave to her and SMILE. If she waves or smiles back your in, approach immediately, do not hesitate. Prepare for these situations by practicing many situations. And visit fastseduction.com for more info. Dont be afraid of peoples eyes, this is important for job interviews too guys. But uhh, dont be afreak about it when youre dealing with a guy, just dont be afraid lol.

Because Porky was right heres the smiling section.

When Youre smiling! The wholeee world smiles with you!

Smiling, like laughter is contagious. Plaster on a big happy smile and look at anybody, i guarantee you they will automatically smile back. If they dont, they are doing some heavy resisting. Btw putting a smile on your face actually makes you happier, not very much sometimes lol, but it does a little bit because of the conditioning youve gone through. I.e You smile when youre happy. So smile guys people(girls) will actually like you more.

Btw, handshakes are SUAVE, i always shake girls hands. Its the easiest kino there is.

Speaking of kino, Kino is AWESOMELY POWERFUL. Research and practice guys. Learn to give the taps on the shoulder, the hits on the arm, the "accidental" brushes against her arm(but remember dont be obvious and DONT be a FREAK. Some girls ( and i do this too) even will brush against your chair purposely if they arent bold enough to brush against you "accidentily". Oh yeah, girls know what kino is, they know how to use it, and they know when its being used on them. But dont get your panties in a bunch, they LIKE it, they WANT you to, (if they like you that is, dontbe a freak).

oh yeah, GIRLS LOVE HUGS. Be a hugging person, and when necessary dont be afraid to hug a guy, cause you cant look like a phony and like you only are tryingto get girls to hug you. Even if they guy is gay, if you ask for a hug in general and hes the one of the ones or the only one that comes with arms open, just hug him and get it over with, ,lol. Oh and i know its hard to resist sometimes, but dont give the girls a pat on her back when you hug her. Thats good tho if youre huggin a guy, cause even though your hugging him, youre still hitting him too lol (seinfeld rip!)

Give credit where credit is due. Do not let your ego try and take credit for an accomplishment you did not accomplish.

The 3 keys to happyness.

Destroy your insecurity.
Eliminate your vanity.
Delete your ego.


If you would logically do something, anything, but an insecurity stops you and makes you do something else or take another direction, STOP and do the logical thing anyway inspite of your fears and insecurities, DO IT ANYWAY.
Dont care what you wear, wear nice clothes because you want girls and girls will look at you more with nice clothes than ripped piecesof sh1t, giving you more opportunities to approach(it also raises IL).

If you fail, admit it, dont care, know you will do better next time, but admit you ****ed up and its your own fault this time. Dont make excuses, if you get beat, you get beat no big deal. If you fu-ckup, say whoops, i fuc-ked up, but i learned a lesson for the future.


But jester all this info is nice, but im dirt poor dude, what do i do?
Stop *****ing and find a solution.
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Actively apply to jobs, buy candy and soda and resell it in school(i do).

Is your house a ****hole? No place to go with a girl? Make friends! go over their house. Have an attic? a Basement? RENOVATE. NO money for furniture? My basement looks like it belongs on CRIBS and ALMOST everything down here i found in the TRASH. Little innovation and hard work can go a long way.

No money for clothes or nice shoes? THRIFT STORE. Some of my nicest dress clothes were bought for 3 dollars in a thrift store. One shirt didnt even look like it was worn before. And dont be ashamed of it either. Ive told people that i bought my clothes at thrift stores, and they acted like there was something wrong with that. But in reality they're just retarded, and thats cool cause they wont go there and buy the clothes i want :p Btw, i dumpster dive too, i DO not advise you to do that, it is legally trespassing and i have been stopped by police on numerous occasions. It is also dangerous and sometimes you dont find anything. But remember when trash day is and go to the rich neighborhoods and look around the day/night b4.


BTW, DONT **** AROUND WITH SCHOOL. Get good grades, you WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DO NOT. I do not plan on being a loser, i didnt awesome grades, but they were good enough combined with a good SAT score to get into the college i wanted to go to. Figure out where your going in life, figure out what job you want to do. take any and all business and or computer classes you can at school. The knowledge is extremely valuable.

Oh GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE, do not procrastinate, get your permit as soon as you can, and get your license as soon as you can. Dont be a little kid bumming rides. Its not suave.

Audio.

Start singing, if you dont already, it will improve your voice range tone, and all that crap. Learn how to speak properly, learn how to speak without slang( you dont always have to talk like that, but learn how), when you see a word you dont know the meaning of, look it up on dictionary.com. A good vocabularly establishes that you are not a dumbass. again, go to fastseduction.com and readthe patterns, learn to incorporate some of that verbiage in your natural speech for when you talk to girls.


Dance.

Learn how to dance! Learn how to grind and learn some sort of real dance. Ive taken private swing/ballroom dance lessons(very expensive which sucks, but group classes are like 10 bucks a pop). Dont brag about it, bring it up like its no big deal that you can really dance, talk about it when it fits in the conversation. I cant begin to tell you the number of girls that want me to/or that i have taught how to swing dance. It is the **** man. Kino/eye contact/ and thoughts of sex all wrapped up in one activity the girl is begging you to do.

Thats all i got right now guys, theres plenty more but my mind cant seem to get anything else out at the moment, so ill end it here,

follow up questions are encouraged, Judge a man not by his answers but by his questions.
 
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Whoops, forgot one thing iwas going to say.


Think of Kino like this.

If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, he will immediately jump out. But if you put a frog in a pot of room temperature water, and raise the temperature gradually, he will stay in until he boils.

Build a kino relationship with your target.

Start small, handshakes, light touches on the arm etc.

Move on to hugs, tickling, face touches, etc

and then well, keep going up the temperature scale of kino until youre kissing/ ****ing her lol.


very cool stuff.
 

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Awesome post: brutal, to the point, and didn't **** around and euphamize stuff. Some great tips and suggestions also; when I read this again tomorrow in a more awake state I'll start applying some of this.
 

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Jester, i liked it.

You see guys, excuses are a b!tch. They are right there next to fear.

My usual excuse is "Something wrong with me physically"- say i have too much acne that day or a cold sore or a scratch.... or a black eye. Those are the days i feel like sh1t and dont want to ask a girl out.

One thing tho. Kino, for me kino is very subtle. I either grab a girl's part of the body during a convo and talk about that part (hips, stomach, hands) or i just play around with them by pushing them a bit and stuff.


but none of this "step 1-step2-step 3" stuff.. that is waaaay too complicated.
 

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Hey J. I used to get acne whenever I would shave too, which became a real problem as I started to have to shave more. I use the acne.org acne regimen (sounds similar to what you do), and with some experimenting I figured out that shaving right before putting on benzoyl peroxide eliminates any sort of acne problems. I usually wash my face with cetaphil facial soap, wait 10 minutes or so, shave with an automatic (re: cheap) razor, put on some benzoyl, and then put on some anti-bacterial first-aid soothing cream.

Got a picture?

In the context of approaching, thats the same, but if she keeps the gaze going, wave to her and or smile(if you want).
That's the only part I disagree with. You should ALWAYS smile. I used to not smile so much because I thought it looked cheesy, but since I've begun people respond a lot more positively to me. Smile like you know the whole world is watching you and you don't care. The other day I grinned like an idiot at an attractive girl at my bus stop and instead of walking past me she came over to talk to me.
 
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Loved the post...good attitude. Ive shoped at the thrift store before to^5 lol and I ALWAYS get complimented on the way I dress. Not the clothes that make the man, but the man that makes the clothes.:cool:

The hug thing is good to. Especially when there's a co*kblock around. Take for example the otherday. I hugged two girls the otherday in my 3rd period. Some dude thinks he's gonna be slick and says something like, "tryin to get in their pants Jon.?"

I shoot back with...awwww, do you feel left out? Come here and give me a hug.

All N all great post...
 

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OK oxide, yeah man subtle kino is good, but what i was saying was, once you establish a kino relationship, you can keep going up the scale from non-sexual to ultimately sexual touching without problem if you do it in a gradual manner. So why stop at arm touches?


Yeah porky, youre right dude, i added a smiling section.

Jbizzle freaking awesome ****block defense man. I wouldnt have thought of that. nice work dude.
 

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Brutal. I like. People here need to be told.
 

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We are interesting creatures Jester. So contradictory in the way we present our message, yet... essentially saying the exact same thing (give or take a few ideas). While you may be an angel (with your ideals about honor and those other things that we discussed that day) and I may be an antichrist (with my vanity, preached egoism, and questionable morals), we both have the same purpose. With that in mind, I commend you on this base, simple, and marvelous work.
 

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Originally posted by Jester
Whoops, forgot one thing iwas going to say.


Think of Kino like this.

If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, he will immediately jump out. But if you put a frog in a pot of room temperature water, and raise the temperature gradually, he will stay in until he boils.

Build a kino relationship with your target.

Start small, handshakes, light touches on the arm etc.

Move on to hugs, tickling, face touches, etc

and then well, keep going up the temperature scale of kino until youre kissing/ ****ing her lol.


very cool stuff.
This is one of the most helpful kino tips ive seen. I love it.
 

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sweeeeet :D
 

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thanks for reposting what has been said before by the legends of sosuave, freshens up peoples memories which is good!
 

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Originally posted by Smoothflow
thanks for reposting what has been said before by the legends of sosuave, freshens up peoples memories which is good!
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." Albert Einstein


but in this case, that would be passive aggressive opposition.
 

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Good for you Jester keep it up and your message will get through me. Become aware.
 

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woohoo!!! very good post:)

*cough**cough* h.s. bible material
 

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could you give more examples on how to find out if you really know a person?
 
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