Again into infinity, a young man says,
“Oh, help me, great oracle called Sosuave! I have had a scenario with a WOAH-MAN. This happened then, that happened there, X followed Y, Z proceeded N, and R is the result!
“Does she like me?”
Looking for female interest is a course toward disaster. It places you under the master of Reaction rather than Action. However, how many AFCs don’t have a clue that chicks might actually lust after them? And how many have been blinded by their own vanity “Oooohhh, she is flirting” only to be sucked into a trap! Besides, most guys need to realize the world of sexuality out there. Every chick will do a Sexual Scan on you, almost robotic like, and most guys are found lacking.
Bold will be the WOAH-MAN. Regular text will be the translation. Italics will be La Pookeboo.
Someone called me. Was it you? Did you call me?
She wants you to ask for her phone number.
Blah blah, I like dates when blah blah occurs, blah blah…
She wants YOU to ask her out NOW.
It may seem she is girl talking you. However, chicks talk about dating and guys calling them when their mind is on dating. She’s telling you what she wants you to know.
She ‘accidentally’ bumps into you. OOOOPSS! She ‘accidentally’ runs into you. OOOPS!
She is flirting and trying to get your attention, you self absorbed dumba$$!
Don’t be shy! I’m not…
#%#^$^$%^!
Loosen up pal! Have fun!
If she keeps on looking in your direction…
She IS looking at you.
She compliments you in any way.
She likes you.
You’ve impressed her.
She becomes more ANIMATED around you, starts dancing and stuff.
She *wants* you.
You look at her and she looks away.
She’s been caught! Now go talk to her.
She sits cross legged with her hand/wrist caught between her legs.
She would do you now if she could.
My boyfriend is so stupid! I can’t believe what he did yesterday! He…
She wants you to steal her from her BOREfriend.
This new guy I am dating makes me feel soooooooooooooooooo good. Oh, you don’t how goooooood he makes me feel!
She has no interest in you and is vomiting her feelings everywhere (gross!).
My boyfriend hurt my feelings… boo hoo….(sob)
Congratulations, you are officially an Emotional Tampon!
How can you tell if you are an emotional tampon, if she is vomiting her feelings, or if she wants you to steal her? It is simple. If her emotions are on herself, she is bleeding her feelings everywhere and making quite a mess. If the feelings are bad, she is using you as the emotional tampon. You are there for her to unload her feelings and get tossed aside. However, if the girl is projecting no feelings of herself and only tearing down her boyfriend, it is obvious what she intends.
You remind me of a guy I used to know…
She has been checking you out but doesn’t want you to think she is overly interested. With this comment, she is ‘covering up’.
Sometimes you might actually LOOK like a guy she knew. Either way, she is noticing your looks.
What do you do for fun?
Are you dating anyone? What is the story with you?
Interested chicks will ask you this because they want you to ask them out, and you haven’t done so yet. They are worried you are taken!
I ask this question to see if a chick had a boyfriend. Knowing her ********, she answered, “My boyfriend and I go out to…”
We could go on all day about ‘signs’ and such. Generally, look for this:
She becomes more animated. She starts smiling, prancing, spinning in circles, exaggerate body movements, talk in high octaves, and be EXCITED.
This is because YOU are around.
Her clothes will change. She is suddenly wearing NICER outfits and make-up.
Isn’t it obvious?
Very.
She deliberately wears high heeled shoes.
She intends to get f*cked tonight.
Women call high-heel shoes their f*ck shoes.
She seems disinterested. When talked to, she gets shy.
She likes you.
Women, like guys, get really shy around the person they like. They’ll even fake disinterest.
Her chair is facing a direction from you, but she has her legs up on her seat and has turned towards you.
You have her attention. A VERY good sign!
She looks at you and has a ‘deer in the headlights’ look.
She thinks you are *really* hot.
These chicks are in to your looks. Don’t get a big head and think they love your other qualities.
She ‘appears’ around you. This happens consistently.
.
She is displaying interest by proximity.
The more statuesque she becomes is bad. She will not smile, give one word answers, de-emphasize her body, move away, and generally be quieter.
“But Pook! She might be NERVOUS!” This is true, she might.
But how can you tell if she is merely using you or truly interested?
WATCH THE EYES! No, they are not those marvelous orbs on her chest. Not her face. Not her hair. WATCH THE EYES! A truly interested woman LOOKS at you. A woman who wants to USE you will have her eyes ELSEWARE, be it on the music, on other people, or anywhere except where they belong: on YOU.
Some other points:
When they like you, some girls try to be very calm and collected around you. “How does this differ than normally?” The difference is that they will hang on every word you say. They will pay 110% attention to YOU. When you leave the room, she WILL squeal in delight.
She wears clothes that exaggerate her ‘figure’. (This is fun to watch, when they think: “If I push my boobs in Pook’s face, I get the Pook!” Silly chicks!)
She tries to talk to you. Or she seems very very receptive to talking to you.
Beautiful women will simply look at your face. They will more likely stare. They will not display obvious signs of interest.
If a woman looks like she has worked to be attractive (make-up, tight clothes, etc.), it’s possible she is single. Once within a relationship, the girls tend to *relax* their wardrobe.
When the seasons change to Autumn and the weather begins to get colder, a taken chick automatically puts on a sweater or coat (you know how girls are when they get *so cold*). You can spot the single chicks because they will still be wearing flesh revealing clothes when her sisters are starting to warm up.
How Young Girls Love
This isn’t exactly ********, yet it is a fundamental spectrum of the elements of Womaniverse. Our Universe is composed of elements like hydrogen, carbon, silicon, etc. Womaniverse is composed of elements such as Irony, Contradiction, and Shopping. Our universe has the molecules enter a type of bonding (such as polar bonding) but Womaniverse has its elements linked by feelings. In our universe, energy is the ultimate resource that gives us all things. In Womaniverse, it is ‘love’ or, rather, marriage!
Marriage is the supreme mission of her life, where she expects to receive all things, and so most women aim as high as they can. First, they fall in love with an abstraction. It could be something as simple as a poster image. When they seek union with the abstraction, it turns into thin air. Then, she falls in love with actors or a boy band. She will hang these all throughout her room and turn it into a shrine. She cannot have union with these actors or boy band (as much as she tries) because they are too remote. So then she tries a relative of an actor, or people related with the bands. Again, she fails. Then she latches onto the guy all the girls talk about. It could be *that* guy in town, the son of a business owner, the CEO, the guy that struck big with money and fame. She will go for this guy, but the guy has his pick of the litter and it will not be her. So she wanders to the next guy lower on the totem pole found in Womaniverse, where women mark the available men. Lower and lower she will go until she comes to the clerk, the shopkeeper, or whatever left is male. Then, she marries.
Men love differently from women (a twist of the body and the man falls in love. He is forgetting that an entire woman is there!). Men love the illusion; it is a more pure love. Women don’t have time for such nonsense. They prefer the substance rather then illusion. She will love your dreams and passions only because it means you may better your present condition, not because you see yourself as the dream. She could care less about your intellectual philosophies… it is just masculine chatter to her. She wants to know about your education and job prospects. She would rather have you work in a job you hate to bring in more money then to work in a job you love and remain poor. This type of girl sees you only as a piece of livestock, like a mule, to be an umbrella of stability to place her nest on.
Why am I telling you this? Because guys do not want to know if girls like them or not (so they could ask them out). They want to know to inflate their own ego. This is chick thinking. And, in the end, the women won’t see you as you see yourself.
Listen to your gut. It will *feel* when a chick likes you because sexuality is the sixth sense.
“Oh, help me, great oracle called Sosuave! I have had a scenario with a WOAH-MAN. This happened then, that happened there, X followed Y, Z proceeded N, and R is the result!
“Does she like me?”
Looking for female interest is a course toward disaster. It places you under the master of Reaction rather than Action. However, how many AFCs don’t have a clue that chicks might actually lust after them? And how many have been blinded by their own vanity “Oooohhh, she is flirting” only to be sucked into a trap! Besides, most guys need to realize the world of sexuality out there. Every chick will do a Sexual Scan on you, almost robotic like, and most guys are found lacking.
Bold will be the WOAH-MAN. Regular text will be the translation. Italics will be La Pookeboo.
Someone called me. Was it you? Did you call me?
She wants you to ask for her phone number.
Blah blah, I like dates when blah blah occurs, blah blah…
She wants YOU to ask her out NOW.
It may seem she is girl talking you. However, chicks talk about dating and guys calling them when their mind is on dating. She’s telling you what she wants you to know.
She ‘accidentally’ bumps into you. OOOOPSS! She ‘accidentally’ runs into you. OOOPS!
She is flirting and trying to get your attention, you self absorbed dumba$$!
Don’t be shy! I’m not…
#%#^$^$%^!
Loosen up pal! Have fun!
If she keeps on looking in your direction…
She IS looking at you.
She compliments you in any way.
She likes you.
You’ve impressed her.
She becomes more ANIMATED around you, starts dancing and stuff.
She *wants* you.
You look at her and she looks away.
She’s been caught! Now go talk to her.
She sits cross legged with her hand/wrist caught between her legs.
She would do you now if she could.
My boyfriend is so stupid! I can’t believe what he did yesterday! He…
She wants you to steal her from her BOREfriend.
This new guy I am dating makes me feel soooooooooooooooooo good. Oh, you don’t how goooooood he makes me feel!
She has no interest in you and is vomiting her feelings everywhere (gross!).
My boyfriend hurt my feelings… boo hoo….(sob)
Congratulations, you are officially an Emotional Tampon!
How can you tell if you are an emotional tampon, if she is vomiting her feelings, or if she wants you to steal her? It is simple. If her emotions are on herself, she is bleeding her feelings everywhere and making quite a mess. If the feelings are bad, she is using you as the emotional tampon. You are there for her to unload her feelings and get tossed aside. However, if the girl is projecting no feelings of herself and only tearing down her boyfriend, it is obvious what she intends.
You remind me of a guy I used to know…
She has been checking you out but doesn’t want you to think she is overly interested. With this comment, she is ‘covering up’.
Sometimes you might actually LOOK like a guy she knew. Either way, she is noticing your looks.
What do you do for fun?
Are you dating anyone? What is the story with you?
Interested chicks will ask you this because they want you to ask them out, and you haven’t done so yet. They are worried you are taken!
I ask this question to see if a chick had a boyfriend. Knowing her ********, she answered, “My boyfriend and I go out to…”
We could go on all day about ‘signs’ and such. Generally, look for this:
She becomes more animated. She starts smiling, prancing, spinning in circles, exaggerate body movements, talk in high octaves, and be EXCITED.
This is because YOU are around.
Her clothes will change. She is suddenly wearing NICER outfits and make-up.
Isn’t it obvious?
Very.
She deliberately wears high heeled shoes.
She intends to get f*cked tonight.
Women call high-heel shoes their f*ck shoes.
She seems disinterested. When talked to, she gets shy.
She likes you.
Women, like guys, get really shy around the person they like. They’ll even fake disinterest.
Her chair is facing a direction from you, but she has her legs up on her seat and has turned towards you.
You have her attention. A VERY good sign!
She looks at you and has a ‘deer in the headlights’ look.
She thinks you are *really* hot.
These chicks are in to your looks. Don’t get a big head and think they love your other qualities.
She ‘appears’ around you. This happens consistently.
.
She is displaying interest by proximity.
The more statuesque she becomes is bad. She will not smile, give one word answers, de-emphasize her body, move away, and generally be quieter.
“But Pook! She might be NERVOUS!” This is true, she might.
But how can you tell if she is merely using you or truly interested?
WATCH THE EYES! No, they are not those marvelous orbs on her chest. Not her face. Not her hair. WATCH THE EYES! A truly interested woman LOOKS at you. A woman who wants to USE you will have her eyes ELSEWARE, be it on the music, on other people, or anywhere except where they belong: on YOU.
Some other points:
When they like you, some girls try to be very calm and collected around you. “How does this differ than normally?” The difference is that they will hang on every word you say. They will pay 110% attention to YOU. When you leave the room, she WILL squeal in delight.
She wears clothes that exaggerate her ‘figure’. (This is fun to watch, when they think: “If I push my boobs in Pook’s face, I get the Pook!” Silly chicks!)
She tries to talk to you. Or she seems very very receptive to talking to you.
Beautiful women will simply look at your face. They will more likely stare. They will not display obvious signs of interest.
If a woman looks like she has worked to be attractive (make-up, tight clothes, etc.), it’s possible she is single. Once within a relationship, the girls tend to *relax* their wardrobe.
When the seasons change to Autumn and the weather begins to get colder, a taken chick automatically puts on a sweater or coat (you know how girls are when they get *so cold*). You can spot the single chicks because they will still be wearing flesh revealing clothes when her sisters are starting to warm up.
How Young Girls Love
This isn’t exactly ********, yet it is a fundamental spectrum of the elements of Womaniverse. Our Universe is composed of elements like hydrogen, carbon, silicon, etc. Womaniverse is composed of elements such as Irony, Contradiction, and Shopping. Our universe has the molecules enter a type of bonding (such as polar bonding) but Womaniverse has its elements linked by feelings. In our universe, energy is the ultimate resource that gives us all things. In Womaniverse, it is ‘love’ or, rather, marriage!
Marriage is the supreme mission of her life, where she expects to receive all things, and so most women aim as high as they can. First, they fall in love with an abstraction. It could be something as simple as a poster image. When they seek union with the abstraction, it turns into thin air. Then, she falls in love with actors or a boy band. She will hang these all throughout her room and turn it into a shrine. She cannot have union with these actors or boy band (as much as she tries) because they are too remote. So then she tries a relative of an actor, or people related with the bands. Again, she fails. Then she latches onto the guy all the girls talk about. It could be *that* guy in town, the son of a business owner, the CEO, the guy that struck big with money and fame. She will go for this guy, but the guy has his pick of the litter and it will not be her. So she wanders to the next guy lower on the totem pole found in Womaniverse, where women mark the available men. Lower and lower she will go until she comes to the clerk, the shopkeeper, or whatever left is male. Then, she marries.
Men love differently from women (a twist of the body and the man falls in love. He is forgetting that an entire woman is there!). Men love the illusion; it is a more pure love. Women don’t have time for such nonsense. They prefer the substance rather then illusion. She will love your dreams and passions only because it means you may better your present condition, not because you see yourself as the dream. She could care less about your intellectual philosophies… it is just masculine chatter to her. She wants to know about your education and job prospects. She would rather have you work in a job you hate to bring in more money then to work in a job you love and remain poor. This type of girl sees you only as a piece of livestock, like a mule, to be an umbrella of stability to place her nest on.
Why am I telling you this? Because guys do not want to know if girls like them or not (so they could ask them out). They want to know to inflate their own ego. This is chick thinking. And, in the end, the women won’t see you as you see yourself.
Listen to your gut. It will *feel* when a chick likes you because sexuality is the sixth sense.
