Been getting more serious with someone. She started farting in front of me. I think it's hilarious. But wondering if she secretly sees it as me tolerating direspect. Today we were spooning watching a movie, and she let one rip and felt it vibrate on me's junk. She said sorry ate too much navy bean soup. I just laughed. Thankfully they never smell.
female farting in front of you and on you
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Jair213
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wtf lmfaooo..
shes just a farter bro... aslong as she doesn blast one during sex cuz that would totally kill the mood haha
shes just a farter bro... aslong as she doesn blast one during sex cuz that would totally kill the mood haha
Nah she's 5''3 120 lbsPardner said:
Shes queefs like crazy too but no smell lol. Adds a lil somethin to the bangin. Im just a perv maybe.
My question was focused on whether they see you as failing a sh1t test (no pun intended) because you didn't put a stop to it.
Between_The_Lines
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She's either flat out disgusting or testing you ...in a disgusting way, neither of which are any good. I can understand one getting away from you here and there - we're only human - but that's grounds for a break up in my book - call me a tight @ss all you want (no pun)
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We dont live romanticism like a romantic movie but open farting should have no place in a couple, not even after being married, its ugly if the guys does while it gross if its her.
With my ex girlfriend while she was sucking my c0ck I had to fart, I tried to keep it as long as possible but realized I could not come.
The only thing I had to do was stand up with the excuse of getting some paper in the toilet, tried to fart there but didnt manage, the same moment I got back on the bed I felt the need again.
With my ex girlfriend while she was sucking my c0ck I had to fart, I tried to keep it as long as possible but realized I could not come.
The only thing I had to do was stand up with the excuse of getting some paper in the toilet, tried to fart there but didnt manage, the same moment I got back on the bed I felt the need again.
MillionBillionaire
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Call the b1tch out and tell her to start acting more like a woman and stop farting everywhere.
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logicallefty
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I don't mind a woman farting around me. I just say "damn girl you just made paint fall off the wall with that".
On the other hand one farts on me, like points her a$$ right at me and willfully and wantonly lets loose, then she may get my boot up there to clog the hole. :kick:
On the other hand one farts on me, like points her a$$ right at me and willfully and wantonly lets loose, then she may get my boot up there to clog the hole. :kick:
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That's only the beginning.
Don't be surprised if she decides to poop in your mouth. Not sure if you could laugh then.
Edit: she is trying to break up with you without hurting your feelings, letting you to build up disgust and then dump her ass by yourself. Sounds like you don't get it though.
Don't be surprised if she decides to poop in your mouth. Not sure if you could laugh then.
Edit: she is trying to break up with you without hurting your feelings, letting you to build up disgust and then dump her ass by yourself. Sounds like you don't get it though.
In2theGame
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Thats fvckin nasty IMO
Between_The_Lines
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That's very possible too, deliberately sh1tting on her femininity to make herself as unattractive as possible in order to push him away. If OP digs that sort of thing though, I'd say he found himself a nice little catch..Suspens said:
I try not to fart around women early on as I imagine it's not sexy at all. But sometimes fart just have been, & I can understand if she does it in front of me sometimes. But to fart on someone is just gross and just really immature. I wouldn't do it to her and I would hope she wouldn't do it to me. I wouldn't dump someone over it though. I would just tell her to cut out the gross crap.
Dudes are reading too much into this as usual. This was a girl simply who is comfortable with op. All he has to do is tell her he's not a fart fan..the same way women have to tell guys that. She likely was not thinking much about this.
Dudes are reading too much into this as usual. This was a girl simply who is comfortable with op. All he has to do is tell her he's not a fart fan..the same way women have to tell guys that. She likely was not thinking much about this.
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The biggest turn off for a women
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Hey man, if you're cool with it that's all that matters. If that's her version of a sh1t test, then the only thing you can do is be true to yourself. If you dislike it, tell her to stop. If you don't care, then make sure she knows it. It's not a sh1t test if she's doing something that doesn't phase you in the slightest.
djthiago1
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Everybody sh1ts, everybody farts, burps, everybody pukes, gets stinky pits, groins, feet, and so on. We're all human guys, take it easy. Now what i don't like is a woman that does/have those and don't care, now that's fvcked up.
You have a low class woman on your hands man. It won't be long until she thinks it's funny to fart right in your face.
Women are not supposed to $hit, fart, stink in your presence or on you.
That is a low class disrespectful woman who has no manners.
She is farting on him and you say that is fvcked up.
Nice contradicton!
We know that.djthiago1 said:
Women are not supposed to $hit, fart, stink in your presence or on you.
That is a low class disrespectful woman who has no manners.
Why are you telling us to take it easy when you agree with us that is fvked up for her to do/have that?djthiago1 said:
She is farting on him and you say that is fvcked up.
Nice contradicton!
Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.