Long story short I have a date on New Years with a girl I know from social circles and this is the conversation as I remember it.
HER “What you doing New Years eve”
ME “Drinking beer, going to watch a band at the local watering hole”
HER “I don’t have any plans”
ME “Why don’t come with me then?”
HER “I will have to drive and everyone drinks on new years”
ME “Stay at mine”
HER “Will you behave yourself”
ME “Yes”
HER “What if I don’t”
ME “I shall have to spank you”
HER ”So you will misbehave”
ME “No, but it sounds like you might”
HER “I’ll wear pyjamas”
ME “You can wear whatever you want in the spare room”
HER “I’d rather sleep in your bed”
ME “I am sleeping in my bed”
HER “So am I then”
ME “Alright”
WTF does any of that mean ?
HER “What you doing New Years eve”
ME “Drinking beer, going to watch a band at the local watering hole”
HER “I don’t have any plans”
ME “Why don’t come with me then?”
HER “I will have to drive and everyone drinks on new years”
ME “Stay at mine”
HER “Will you behave yourself”
ME “Yes”
HER “What if I don’t”
ME “I shall have to spank you”
HER ”So you will misbehave”
ME “No, but it sounds like you might”
HER “I’ll wear pyjamas”
ME “You can wear whatever you want in the spare room”
HER “I’d rather sleep in your bed”
ME “I am sleeping in my bed”
HER “So am I then”
ME “Alright”
WTF does any of that mean ?
