Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Last night I took a beautiful 33 year old to a Christmas party. She hinted at dancing in a very indirect way (said she is a terrible dancer) to which I of course said "So am I. Let's just go up there to the dance floor and flop around like flounders on a boat. Who cares what we look like? We're here to have fun!"
She was all like "Really? Should we?" and of course I said, "Of course, come on let's go" and led her to the floor. I made sure it was a slow dance at first in order to get her comfortable and in order to feel that body against mine. I like either very tall girls or very short, not so much the in-betweens. She's verytall (with heels on, almost the same height as me, 6') and that bady felt fine. Super-long hair, too. Sweet.
Then the fast music started and we danced all night, doing all sorts of crazy moves, making stuff up as we went, crazy twirls, dips, clapping our hands together, just pure fun. We worked up quite a sweat.
As usual I would like to tell you more about some special circumstances (good ones), and the brief, specially designed text I sent her when she got home, but can't in order to protect my anomynity. I'll post a tip about texts like this very soon. For now, remember that texting, especially post-date texting, is a killer. Fortunately I know how to handle such deadly weapons as texting, because I'm a sniper and not a duck hunter.
Now, kids, it's time for your quiz. What is Atom Smasher going to do?
A) Text her today and tell her what great time I had
B) Call her and tell her she's a great dancer and we should do this more often
C) Disappear for several days to allow her time to talk herself into craving and falling in love with me in my absense
D) Invite her out to another get-together immediately in order to keep up the momentum and lock her in
FWIW, I'm not looking for quick lays, so that is not my motivation and intent. I've had enough of those in my day. I'm looking for a more meaningful relationship at this stage.
The winner(s) will gain my respect, and the losers will be taught a valuable lesson.
She was all like "Really? Should we?" and of course I said, "Of course, come on let's go" and led her to the floor. I made sure it was a slow dance at first in order to get her comfortable and in order to feel that body against mine. I like either very tall girls or very short, not so much the in-betweens. She's verytall (with heels on, almost the same height as me, 6') and that bady felt fine. Super-long hair, too. Sweet.
Then the fast music started and we danced all night, doing all sorts of crazy moves, making stuff up as we went, crazy twirls, dips, clapping our hands together, just pure fun. We worked up quite a sweat.
As usual I would like to tell you more about some special circumstances (good ones), and the brief, specially designed text I sent her when she got home, but can't in order to protect my anomynity. I'll post a tip about texts like this very soon. For now, remember that texting, especially post-date texting, is a killer. Fortunately I know how to handle such deadly weapons as texting, because I'm a sniper and not a duck hunter.
Now, kids, it's time for your quiz. What is Atom Smasher going to do?
A) Text her today and tell her what great time I had
B) Call her and tell her she's a great dancer and we should do this more often
C) Disappear for several days to allow her time to talk herself into craving and falling in love with me in my absense
D) Invite her out to another get-together immediately in order to keep up the momentum and lock her in
FWIW, I'm not looking for quick lays, so that is not my motivation and intent. I've had enough of those in my day. I'm looking for a more meaningful relationship at this stage.
The winner(s) will gain my respect, and the losers will be taught a valuable lesson.
