Halloween LR (Finnally a success story, I got my swagger back!!!)

Solomon

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This post is dedicated to the "field report" legends and my misc brah's who post pics in they threads of chicks they smash

let's get it!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=199079

^There is a brief intro on this chick...

So after I pulled the pic move yesterday the chick is texting asking me what I'm doing. I had plans to go to a house party and afterwards going downtown everyone knows that's where all the hot chicks gonna be at since it's Halloween. The chick(lets call her Blond Milf) is finally down to meet (pfft). From the beginning with this chick, my attitude has been indifferent and a tad ****y but so far my "moves" have paid of. So I get downtown and put my costume on (Dex!), however do to my small bladder gotta take it off and take a quick leek in a street corner (I'm so hood). Blond Milf got her vampire outfit on and we meet outside the bar. She's bytching because she has to pay cover and she hasn't paid cover in a year and half, she has a lot pull in Vegas and parties in Vegas once a month, her boyfriend is some big DJ out there (I ain't pay for her shooo)It's pretty packed tonight. We get to the place and she asked me if she looks like her pics I say yes even though I'm not really digging her hairstyle but I get that it matches her costume. She tells me that I don't look like my pics (well ok) it throws me of a little but I proceed to do me. The first round of patron is on me, she gets the second(third round she won a bet, meh). I get the vibe this chick isn't into me. However I don't bytch up and proceed to run that smooth "Coco butter" game on her at one point she states

"Your so ****y, but I like your attitude" (omg alphaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)​

We go downstairs and I gotta pee. I come out the bathroom and she is nowhere to be found, I taught she may have ditched me. I feel like an idiot then I then feel two hands wrapped around my eyes. It's her she came back she likes me and I then know it's on!

We are just doing witty banter thing, honestly I couldn't tell you what the conversation was about. That's irrelevant my problem is I talk too much when I should have women qualify themselves more. With most women its always the same crap but I do remember giving her a nuclear neg (is there a better word?) I remember cause for the rest of the night she would bring it up, and I could tell it really got her hamster wheel spinning

"You got that old lady swag"​

We fool around and take pics, she is a camera ***** lol and I'm a photographer so it works out. I tell her we should go back to my place cause I have that "Reggie Bush" (of course I don't). So were in the streets and I'm just over-gaming her, shes down to go but I'm trying way to hard and everthing is a shyt test with this chick

"Your just trying to fucc me and never call me again..." (he he)

Then she says

"Your trying too hard, relax"

and I realized I was over-gaming her so I back of and pull my next ballsy move

"If you're down here is my address" and I walk away​

Now your probably thinking I'm an idiot for walking away from a sure thing but these were all part of the plan. I was calling my buddy J-set to let him know whats what but I accidentally called her

"You on your way"

Yeah yeah yeah" she says​

I get home first, and I get the sinking feeling that I just got played this chick isn't coming over. Faaaaaaark I just fapped last night don't wanna do it again.....

I then get a call and she says she's right up the road. She gets to my place and she is disappointed I don't have that der Reggie Bush, I accuse her of only coming for that. She denies it. Next thing you know she straddles me, underneath her costume she had some sexy lingerie thingy on, I take it of and where are on the floor getting wild. I mean I got whip cream on her tits just sucking it of. We get in my room and the first round is quick. Even though I've been getting more ass in the last month then the whole year combined. First round always is quick for your boy. While we were lying on my bed she brings up that neg again that's got her hamster wheel spinning

"Old lady swag"​

She is 37, and while she has a great body for her age she is getting old and you can tell with the wrinkles on her face that she was trying to cover up with make up. Knowing this I play on her vulnerable side. She tells me how she likes to fucced in all various ways, it seems every women is into that "50 shades of grey" shyt. I tell her I have handcuffs in my car (which I did). However we didn't get them cause I was to lazy to walk out in the cold next thing you know she strokes my BBC again and I'm pile driving her hard and she tells me

"I want you to choke and beat me"​

Now I might be a kinky mo-fo but I'm not laying my hands on no women especially a white one. But I do choke her as I'm pile driving her hard and we fucc like porn stars (fast and rough)shyt was hot!

"Hit it from the back" she moans​

I hit it from the back and fucc her so hard that the condom breaks (shoulda used a large one heh) but I don't stop she cumms so hard, that I can feel her body tense up but I keep going and fucc her like Its the last time I would be getting puzzy, the whole room is shaking cause of my screechy bed and how hard were fuccing. Eventually I *** and blow my load all in her back then rub it in and say

"There is some protein for ya"​

Lessons,(make sure the condom doesn't break!!!) the story is irrelevant whats relevant is my mindset so lets get into that

#1 It's not over till she walks away!, the chick mentioned she wasn't all that attracted to me but my attitude and my confidence is what got her to stay(I'm fat and she isn't this is proof that confidence can get you the girl, not always but in this case). I was confident with her from the beginning, and she loved my whole "I don't give a ****" vibe (ALPHAAAAAAAAA ok im joking im not but you get the point). That picture move(the one on the link above) 90% of chicks woulda walked away, but when your dealing with a hot woman you have truly not give a shyt, I am the prize and for flaking on me I let her know that I wasn't sitting at home like a loser, I was out meeting other women!

#2 Be cool man--when a girl likes you, you don't have to "game" her that hard you just have to facilitate things and maintain the frame. I was tying way to hard during the street to get her to come home with me but she was down, and I just needed to step back and realize she wanted sex just as much as I did or even more but she had to play it cool.

#3 Make her cumm and switch it up--I 'm bad when it comes to sex I'm not gonna lie (yeah Ill admit it) however I'm bad because I'm lazy and not because I don't know how to fucc. I switched it up with her, while we were lying down pseudo-cuddling I was gently rubbing her back, being affectionate she wasn't used to that and she loved it, while we fucced I fucced her like a porn star and talked to her like one, SHE LOVED it. switch it up. Be vulnerable with girls but also be rough she is a freak who wanted me to beat her, I can't do that but best believe I can beat the puzzy up

Last lay report you get from me unless I have another 3 some or some shyt ayo Bradd where my crown at, I told you son I've been doing this since waaaaaaaaay back

Pics

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/amante/Iblond.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/amante/2blond.jpg
^^Your boy laying the mack down

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/amante/datass.jpg
^^that ass

She may be coming back tonight for some more chocolate, I got another chick I met in the field on Friday who wants to hang out as well. I seriously don't have the stamina for all this, can't wait till I finally lose the weight

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Right on man, I used to have a girl who was a sub.. she like gettin hit and ****, takes a while to become comfortable with that **** but seriously, some girls get off on it, they like the pain and they like the dominance.
 

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Well done and solid for a 37 year old. It's a good idea to try and remember (and self analyze) your game earlier that night though. If you don't, you don't really know what worked and what almost 'lost' her. Especially if she says something like 'you're trying too hard'. It takes practice to hone the minor vibrations of push-pull, but once you sense it you'll be a monster.

PS. you admit that you're fat. You need to do something about that. Not just for the ladies, but for your own health and longevity. I like that 'I ain't gonna hit no white girl', reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMHV4y-sDA
 

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muscleman said:
Well done and solid for a 37 year old. It's a good idea to try and remember (and self analyze) your game earlier that night though. If you don't, you don't really know what worked and what almost 'lost' her. Especially if she says something like 'you're trying too hard'. It takes practice to hone the minor vibrations of push-pull, but once you sense it you'll be a monster.

PS. you admit that you're fat. You need to do something about that. Not just for the ladies, but for your own health and longevity. I like that 'I ain't gonna hit no white girl', reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMHV4y-sDA
Thanks muscle I agree with you. My mindset needs to change about being overweight especially since I'm working out. Anyway I'm about to meet the other chick from Friday. She is average at best. But got a big ass


Half addict I see you. Respect brah. No beef. You good in my book
 

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1. Piss off, you were just bytching about the state of game yesterday (haha). 2. she looks pretty good for a blonde her age.

That whole scene where she told you to hit it from the back reminded me of a cougar who said the same thing to me when we were banging at my crib in CLT. It took me by surprise and I almost bust out laughing. She had a sexy body, decent face and sh!tty personality overall. With these grown women, confidence and persistence have paid off the best when interacting with them.
 

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Good lay report. Halloween weekend is national pu$$y day I heard! I went out Sat night but didn't do anything. Good thing however, I want to stay faithful.

Look at her hand in that picture. You can tell she is old. So let me get this right. She is 37 year old mom with a boyfriend and she is out on Halloween. So many weeny dudes in this world that will wife up anything.
 
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