FR: Cougar Hunting

We need more field reports on this forum. Both good and bad outcomes. Figured I would share my most recent.

Backstory: About 9 months back I went on vacation with my roommate. It happened to be in a city that his aunt lives in and she wanted to take us out to dinner. Turns out, this woman is sexy as hell and looks incredible for her age (20 years older than me). We were basically flirting all throughout dinner, but in my head I'm thinking "She's 20 years older than you and your roommate's aunt. Stop thinking about it". She ends up posting a picture of her and I on Facebook, and all of her friends start commenting about the "cutie with her in the picture" and it eventually turned into a joke with her and I that she's my "wifey" and all that. Since then it has basically just been randomly talking on Facebook. Usually pretty flirty.

Field Report: So, she tells me last weekend that she is going to be in town for some job interviews and we need to meet up, and to talk to my roommate about plans. So whatever, didn't think too much of it. But as of late, the jokes about her and I being "together" really started to pick up with my roommate, and even his sister and mom. Got to the point where he flat out told me (without me asking) that he wouldn't care at all if I made a move. Completely sincere.

So Sunday night my roommate, his sister, his mom, this woman, her friend, and myself go for drinks. She sits by me and is all over me, flirting with me constantly. Got to a point where she was showing me all these pictures on her phone and zoning the rest of the group out. My roommate starts calling me "uncle" and she just keeps blushing, and hiding her face in my chest. Then she invites my roommate and I to a friend's party Friday night (last night). She tells us "it's gonna be a bunch of cougars, and barely any guys are coming. You need to come!". Umm, sold.

We get there and she instantly gives me a hug and introduces us to everyone. Then one of the first things she does is try to hook my roommate up with some woman, and then our other friend up with some woman. Nobody for me. I knew exactly what that meant.

First chance I got alone with her I kissed her and she wouldn't let me stop. Wrapped her legs around me and I pushed her up against the wall. Until someone came up and interrupted. This happened about 5 times. Two of the times being my roommate interrupting us. Second time he went back downstairs while yelling "Hey everyone! I'm gonna have a new cousin!" She flat out told me at the time she wished I came there without her nephew so we could continue with where this was going.

So, unfortunately that is all that happened last night with it. She flew back home this morning, but started texting me when she got home. Making sure I remembered everything and wasn't so drunk that I regretted it, telling me how happy she was that I came, and it eventually turned into her telling me "Come fly out here! Come finish what you started". Turns out she will be back in town in a couple weeks. Plus, she lives in a very touristy city, so getting out there is always a huge possibility. Hopefully I can update this in the future with a lay report.


Nothing too special here, I mean after all, it was just a makeout. But hoping we can get some more of these reports up here.

Good stuff man ! She has high interest so she will come back for some more action !

Very nice but......confused. Why couldn't you and her take it some place private? Surely she had a hotel or you have the means to get a hotel room?


Should have acted while the veegay was hot.

Damn. I liked what happened and you shoulda got in private.

It's true that we need more field reports, and the reality of the situation is you waited too late to escalate and now she left you to masturbate.

These older women sure love their young meat

She was staying at the house we were at. And she said she was nervous to keep it going at the time because of her nephew/my roommate. Now that she knows he doesn't care and it won't cause issues with her family, she seems anxious for this to happen.

I got a text from her this morning "I should know my travel plans this week "

Don't think I need to worry about her cooling off when this started 9 months ago and escalated purely through Facebook.

And I don't think it's an issue of waiting too long to escalate. I mean especially with Friday night. I went in for the kiss the first possible opportunity I could, and the only reason it stopped there were her fears of her nephew being pissed. I think it's a simple case of an external factor I couldn't control.

Hopefully I can update this thread soon.

Good for you O.P.

To be honest that dudes family sounds friggin weird. Maybe they're all like that. His aunt is all over you and he's downstairs telling everyone he's going to have a new cousin and you're his uncle?? Even joking around that is fvcking weird on their families part.

Anyway if you meet that woman again you need to do all sorts of freaky sh1t with her. Start with kissing, run your fingers through her hair and gently but firmly tug the back of her hair controlling her head while you kiss her, whisper all the things you want to do to her in her ear, nibble her earlobes, kiss and lightly lick a small spot on the neck, then remove her clothes and do the same all over her body to start off. Put her over your lap and spank her ass ( a LOT of chicks love it.) Put a pillow under her ass while she lays down and eat her so the pillow raises her up a bit. (have a glass of water with crushed ice in it. Put a piece of ice in her pvssy and tounge fvck it so she can feel the cold and your tounge deep inside her.) Finger her pvssy and A-hole then make her suck your fingers so she can taste them.

Tie her up if you bring a suit tie or something. make her blow you while tied up. Shove her panties in her ***** and take them and put them in her mouth for her to suck on while you **** her brains out. Do it against a wall, a door., doggy, riding. etc.

Try to make her squirt for you. at the same time you finger her start tapping her g spot gently while taking your other hand and slowly circling above where you are tapping while she uses her hands (once untied) to hold her ***** lips open. (You'll have one hands finger lightly tapping her g spot the other fingers with your other hand slowly circling above where you are tapping) put your mouth on her cl1t and moan or hum on it to simulate a vibrator and flick your tounge on her cl1t. Like a four way action..lol..then start moving your finger back and forth over her g spot till she feels like she has to pee (kindof like starting a lawnmover back and forth) she may squirt all over you.

Try everything you know or more tips. rail her ass. put some honey on her ***** and eat it. drip ot candlewax on her nipples and cl1t. Make it so she talks about what a great fvcking she got from a younger stvd to her friends...who knows it could lead to two women and you or more of her freinds wanting to fvck the younger wild, creative 'porn' stvd.

Be fearless. Don't worry if it sounds too crazy. A lot of these chicks are freaks.


In the meantime have her text you a few sexy pics for some more 'incentive' to cvm see her...

Good sh^t, Naughty Ninja. I copied and pasted this. I will use this to my advantage. Definitely.

bcolon said:

Good sh^t, Naughty Ninja. I copied and pasted this. I will use this to my advantage. Definitely.

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Also put a peppermint altoid in your mouth while eating her out or just licking her **** and nipples and blow on them (it'll feel cooler) any good peppermint will do. Rim their a-hole, if they have toys use them on them. Most all older chicks do.

If you can get really freaky see what's in their fridge. Dip (not all the way in) strawberries, or a peeled banana in their wet ***** and feed it to them. (Whip cream melts to easy and chocolate gets too messy)

If you forget a tie or nylon cope try tying their hands with their panties.

Hold their small compact mirror as they ride you to have them look and you look at your c0ck going in and out of their ***** and or *******. hold it in your hand laying down.

Try ****ing them on a active washing machine or dryer if low enough (or get on a step stool if need be with her spread on it.

Also have them ride you reverse and keep your legs slightly bent feet flat on the wall if you can and have her ride up and down while you use your feet for leverage and pop fingers in her a$$. Also as they ride you use the tips of your fingers to rub their ribecage lightly when they are about to cvm.

This thread turned a whole lotta X-rated! Naughty, have you been reading '50 Shades of Grey'? hahahaha

Good stuff man. If I am confident in one thing, it's my performance in bed. But you can never learn too much! What you just described is pretty typical for me. The food stuff I haven't done too much, and I've never just randomly spit on my chick. I have had multiple girls tell me I have magic fingers and that my tongue is "unreal". My last girlfriend told me she came only twice from sex in her whole life. I laughed, threw her on the bed and made her *** 8 times. She was speechless for a good hour. Sucked me off until I had to stop her. Then she cooked me dinner.

So, I don't think I have any issues there!

As we speak, my roommate just asked me if I want to go on vacation Labor Day weekend to the city she lives in. Yes... yes I do.

PDubb75 said:

This thread turned a whole lotta X-rated! Naughty, have you been reading '50 Shades of Grey'? hahahaha

Good stuff man. If I am confident in one thing, it's my performance in bed. But you can never learn too much! What you just described is pretty typical for me. The food stuff I haven't done too much, and I've never just randomly spit on my chick. I have had multiple girls tell me I have magic fingers and that my tongue is "unreal". My last girlfriend told me she came only twice from sex in her whole life. I laughed, threw her on the bed and made her *** 8 times. She was speechless for a good hour. Sucked me off until I had to stop her. Then she cooked me dinner.

So, I don't think I have any issues there!

As we speak, my roommate just asked me if I want to go on vacation Labor Day weekend to the city she lives in. Yes... yes I do.

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If you really have a pair tell her you want to call one of her hot cougar girlfriends up and surprise her (if she's alone and single) while your fvcking her so her friend can listen.


After you've fvcked her brains out tell her to give you her panties as a souvenier and if she wants them back she has to cvm see you and get them.

UPDATE:

Finally closed the deal with this one. She came in town for the weekend, and we got a hotel room last night. This woman was horny as fvck! Wow... not so into the crazy stuff, but just would not stop.

I need to go to sleep now.

PDubb75 said:

UPDATE:

Finally closed the deal with this one. She came in town for the weekend, and we got a hotel room last night. This woman was horny as fvck! Wow... not so into the crazy stuff, but just would not stop.

I need to go to sleep now.

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Damn, that sh*t sounded fun!

I hope you did her right, I'm sure you did!

nismo-4 said:

Damn, that sh*t sounded fun!

I hope you did her right, I'm sure you did!

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Heh, I would say I did. She mentioned three separate times that we should stay another night.

My favorite moment of the night: I see her whole body trembling and she says "Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Stop for a second.... I can't stop cvmming." And I just watched her as she shook and screamed, and then went right back into it.

I had a damn good time, BUT... I'm ready to go back to 20 year olds.

Love this FR! I've had one cougar in my time, and she was the least complicated hookup I had. +1 Reps all around!

Out of interest, OP. Were you a bit disappointed when you unwrapped the package?

I've railed a few cougars who looked hot as fvck in the club but their bodies were a real letdown when we got down to business.

And Naughty Ninja, that kinky sex shyt was pure gold!!

Greasy Pig said:

Out of interest, OP. Were you a bit disappointed when you unwrapped the package?

I've railed a few cougars who looked hot as fvck in the club but their bodies were a real letdown when we got down to business.

And Naughty Ninja, that kinky sex shyt was pure gold!!

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Ha, yeah. I mean I kinda expected that, but I was still a bit disappointed. She's ridiculously sexy. My friends who saw her thought she looked about 35 (guess thats what no kids or husbands will do for you at 47). But, certain things just weren't up to par. And that's exactly why I said "I'm ready to go back to 20 year olds".

Dude, this story is ****ing awesome.

Mad props pdubbs - i mean its a little weird being called a new cousin/uncle whatever by your roommate. However, I LOVE the older ladies when it comes to sex. They are total freaks (but not crazy freaks).

Is this the oldest youve been with? 47 is pretty old -- Congrats man ; Post up the pic of you and her ! (You dont have to if you dont want to. lol )

As long as you know what they are there for. (just sex) its totally cool to keep banging cougars man. Do it while we're still in our 20's , later in life they wont be cougars , they'll be jaguars .

I just had a whole debate with myself whether or not to post pics. I'll post them, but I'll probably take them down in a couple days. I just don't want the pics forever archived on this public forum. But here you go:

This is the picture of her and I the night I met her last year.

Not the best pic, but gives a better idea of her body