Green Lantern recast as gay! WTF!

I mean why?! Aren't they happy to have Tom Cruise, Jake Gyllenhal, Keanu Reaves....leave the cartoon heroes alone


http://news.yahoo.com/green-lantern-relaunched-brave-mighty-gay-070052544.html

If a SuperHero takes it up the ass from another man, how can he still be the SuperHero? ... Ha

He's supposed to be a "parallel Earth" Green Lantern, and not the Green Lantern. But if it's a parallel Earth, wouldn't gay be normal?

And this is a matter of great concern?

Uberguy said:

And this is a matter of great concern?

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Sure, this growing epidemic of homosexuality we are seeing, the succesful push from the gay agenda to normalise homosexuality, hell just the fact college age boys now have half the testosterone levels of their fathers is something we all should have great concern about.

We have enough confused and frustrated young beta's turn to phaggotry as it is, do we really need to glorify it with children's comic books? Trust me these boys will have plenty of time to have the awesomeness of homosexuality shoved down their throats.

( . )( . ) said:

Sure, this growing epidemic of homosexuality we are seeing, the succesful push from the gay agenda to normalise homosexuality, hell just the fact college age boys now have half the testosterone levels of their fathers is something we all should have great concern about.

We have enough confused and frustrated young beta's turn to phaggotry as it is, do we really need to glorify it with children's comic books? Trust me these boys will have plenty of time to have the awesomeness of homosexuality shoved down their throats.

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Hang on. Let me check on something:

Superman = still straight
Batman = still straight (regardless of how suspicious Robin was)
Flash = still straight
Aquaman = still straight and relatively useless
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) = still straight
Green Lantern (John Stewart) = still straight
Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner) = still straight
Hawkman = still straight
Nightwing = still straight
Martian Manhunter = still Martian
Steel = still straight
Captain Marvel/Shazam = still straight
Green Arrow = still straight
Red Tornado = still a robot
Booster Gold = still straight and even more useless than Aquaman
Cyborg = still half-man, half-robot, all-straight
Doctor Fate = still straight
Wonder Woman = still hot
Elongated Man = still straight
Lobo = still straight
Jimmy Olson = still annoying
Green Lantern (Alan Scott) = gay


Wow. One gay guy in that group. Whoop-de-freakin-do. Well, I guess we straight guys have to throw the towel in now. There's a single gay person that is portrayed heroically. Let's all start panicking, because that's totally Alpha behavior.

Uberguy said:

Let's all start panicking

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Bit late for that, by about 20 years. We already have a sea (and growing I might add) of emasculated and confused nancies mincing about.

Uberguy said:

Let's all start panicking, because that's totally Alpha behavior

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Phew, lucky guys like you are out there to monitor our concerns..... Must not be concerned with the overwhelming success of the gay agenda or else alfaness may come into question..derp.


Btw your wrong about the Green lantern being the only comic book donut puncher.

Northstar = phaggot

For a bunch of "straight guys," you guys seem to be a little too concerned about what the gays are doing.

SharinganUser said:

For a bunch of "straight guys," you guys seem to be a little too concerned about what the gays are doing.

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Yeah apparently, well that's what the left wing shaming tactics keep telling us anyway.

That other nimrod on the down low was saying the same thing.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=193680

( . )( . ) said:

Yeah apparently, well that's what the left wing shaming tactics keep telling us anyway.

That other nimrod on the down low was saying the same thing.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=193680

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Yup and those same left wingers kept telling us that interracial marriage is ok too. Must be so convenient to see the world in such black and white terms.

SharinganUser said:

Must be so convenient to see the world in such black and white terms.

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I'll say, must be great to automatically shame label ANYONE (straight) who says anything less than positive about homosexuality as a "closet fag".

...Oh wait

( . )( . ) said:

I'll say, must be great to automatically shame label ANYONE (straight) who says anything less than positive about homosexuality as a "closet fag".

...Oh wait

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Oh it's not automatic. I know plenty of "homophobes" that never talk about this crap. You on the other hand keep going on about how the gays are trying to shove things down your throat.

And on with the shaming words eh?

SharinganUser said:

Oh it's not automatic. I know plenty of "homophobes"

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You know plenty of people who have a disabling fear of homo's?

( . )( . ) said:

You know plenty of people who have a disabling fear of homo's?

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Just as I thought, you have a low reading comprehension as well.

SharinganUser said:

Just as I thought, you have a low reading comprehension as well.

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Dude, I'm a homophobic closet fag, my low reading comprehension is the least of my worries.


Btw I know nothing gets past you because of your new age progressive thinking and enlightenment but here it is anyway.

pho·bi·a:
A phobia is an intense but unrealistic fear that can interfere with the ability to socialize, work, or go about everyday life, brought on by an object, event or situation.

( . )( . ) said:

Sure, this growing epidemic of homosexuality we are seeing, the succesful push from the gay agenda to normalise homosexuality, hell just the fact college age boys now have half the testosterone levels of their fathers is something we all should have great concern about.

We have enough confused and frustrated young beta's turn to phaggotry as it is, do we really need to glorify it with children's comic books? Trust me these boys will have plenty of time to have the awesomeness of homosexuality shoved down their throats.

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Yes. Well said.

Prominent gay hollywood powerbrokers Geffen, Gallin, Diller have defined agendas....and sadly we are 25 years down the road and the feminization of men is only increasing...

It's about time!

We have a couple gay guys on the firefighting squad who have risked life and limb for their community while the vast majority of straight guys in my city spend all their time smoking weed, playing XBox, and "hip hopping."

Feel free to make "flame" jokes!

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Bit late for that, by about 20 years. We already have a sea (and growing I might add) of emasculated and confused nancies mincing about.

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So, you think that pretending gay people don't exist will solve that? Do you really think that would work?

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Phew, lucky guys like you are out there to monitor our concerns..... Must not be concerned with the overwhelming success of the gay agenda or else alfaness may come into question..derp.

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I'm here to talk about game and scoring with women, not to promote homophobic bigotry. Some fictional character has a sexual orientation different from ours? Okay. Why is this even a problem?

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Btw your wrong about the Green lantern being the only comic book donut puncher.

Northstar = phaggot

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Well, that changes everything. Two gay characters in two different intellectual properties with literally hundreds of straight characters in their respective canons? As everyone knows, whenever the percentage of gays in a predominantly heterosexual fictional medium exceeds 0.05%, it means society will collapse. Herp.

I'm with (.)(.) on this one.

Anyone who thinks that there is not a strong pro gay agenda in the media is only kidding themselves. And it seems that when people point this out, they are labled as being intolerant.

Every gay adult I have ever met has been friendly, financially successful, and and all around good person, ....but I do not consider them to be completely "normal" individuals. Their sexuality goes against the idea of nature and reproduction.

Their sexuality is their business. However, I agree that this latest comic book caper is ill concieved and reeks of another example of the gay agenda. Why is it necessary to incorporate sexuality into a medium (comic books) that is designed to stimulate the imagination of young boys ?

My point is that gays are very active in promoting their agenda. If it means acceptence of another person's choice of sexuality....fine. But where does promotion end and encroachment begin ?

One of the best college professers I ever had was gay. But he required his students to buy the course textbooks from a gay bookstore. The books were not availible in the student union bookstore. You had to drive across town to purchase the books....pissed me off cause I was on a grant, and my grant money was not accepted there because it was off campus. The other gay faculty at the university made their students patronize this same bookstore as well. This kind of agenda is pure BS.

rep for (.)(.)

For what it's worth my ex stepbrother was a firefighter, and he told me that all they did was sit around the station and play nintendo.

This kind of agenda is pure BS.

Speaking of agenda, I've noticed that if you let a lesbian be in charge of hiring at a business, she will only hire other lesbians. They believe such behavior is justified. My law school was that way for secretaries and office staff.