Big Ballin
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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
DJ de Florida
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No, but I will let you buy me one
Giovanni Casanova
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HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
Sir_Chancealot
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I have used this one many times.
If they persist, say "I have a rule that I never buy women drinks in bars."
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Don-Wan Kenobi
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REPLYING AS Mr. AFC: Gee, she asked me to buy her a drink - obviously because she thinks I'm HOT! Maybe if I buy her a drink, I can hook up with her later. After all, aren't I entitled to her services if I buy her a drink? Logic dictates that If I buy her TWO drinks, then she'll pleasure me for TWICE as long! Here you go, bartender, my hard-earned cash! Get this lady another daiquiri! This is just like in the movies. Not only does buying her a drink make for certain that I'll get laid, but it also shows her that I am a nice guy that will do whatever she asks me to do for her, and women just LOVE that. Don't they? After all, nice guys finish first in the movies. On top of THAT, I feel all powerful when I buy her a drink - it's like I'm showing her that I can take care of her. Women like a man they can depend on. Shouldn't they?
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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D.W.K.
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
Ronin
Senior Don Juan
I like the water one and the "no, but I wil let u buy me one" response.
I would also use "maybe later if I haven't found someone else that's actually worth my time" if I wanted to be a little bit of a prick.
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hydroponically inclined
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Absolutely Hilarious! I've gotta use this.
hedge killa
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Damn you hedge!!! I was gonna say the same thing
Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Either flat out say I never buy girls drinks in a bar (I saw the shocked look on a girls face one time, it was priceless and I wasn't attracted to her anyway) or say "Hey are you trying to pick me up? Because I'm tired of all these pick up lines girls use on me all the time!"
That one will shock them too!
That one will shock them too!
bclarke675
Master Don Juan
All of these are really good. I've heard the "no, but you can buy me one" response many times. I especially like the Magic 8-ball response and the "Blow me" response. Anything ****y and funny, although I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask if she'd blow me. I live in a small town and word about that would get around too quickly. If I was far enough out of town, maybe...
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
she: "Will you buy me a drink?"
you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.