Dee-Zy 100 approach challenge - homage.

As a homage to this thread: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=96167

I am going to try and do this again. I am going through a bad girl phase right now despite succeeding pretty much in every other aspects of my life.

I don't have Nishbuk to fire up the competition anymore but will try and test my discipline and get it done on my own.

If anybody is up for a little motivation and competition, you are more than welcome to join me.

Rules:

The game: First to approach and engage 100 women!

What is an approach?

An approach is an attempt to talk to a woman that:

1) YOU WOULD SLEEP WITH,
2) YOU DO NOT KNOW
3) TAKES PART IN FURTHERING THE CONVERSATION AT LEAST ONCE

You have to log every approach that you made, and a short description.

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Getting blown out of the set before anything happens does not count.

I will count everything in basketball terms. An approach is a Field Goal Attempt (FGA) and every positive close (#close, Kclose,Fclose) is a Field Goal Made (FGM).

I really want to kick myself in the ass and get to a 100 and test my FG%.

:rockon:

Interesting idea, how long do you plan to take for your 100%? You gunna blast it out quickly or take your time and go for quality?

In the rules it is stated that in order for it to count, it has to be with a woman that I am interested to at least sleep with.

im interested. Good luck man

Perfect, report a summary of all your approaches here.

Looking Forward to this!

Women appreciate guts.

Friday night was a bad night. I went out with a group of people that knows me very well because I have been part of a community for the past years. There was 2 gorgeous girls and I didn't step up.

One of them, the one I wanted the most, blonde, blue eyes, gorgeous body and not from the community, she was a friend of a friend of the community.

I never felt I had an opportunity to approach her but truth is I should of just joined any of the conversation groups she was in cuz I am very well known in that circle. Nevertheless, she ended up making out with a guy I know and he isn't particularly hot but the guy has balls and at the end of the night she was all over him.

I looked really good and our eyes locked in once and I really felt she was attracted to me but I didn't make any moves. Shame.

Before that, I went out to a bar with a buddy and I had a really good eye contact with a gorgeous asian but I didn't apply the 3 second rule and I just felt like walking up to a group of girls was too intimidating.

Once again, girls appreciate guts. That's the moral of that night.

So friday night, 0 approach, 0 FGM on 0 FGA I'm 0 FG% and still 100 to go.

Sat night, I felt like I needed to be more gutsy.

Went out to st-sulpice with a group of friends. Stood next to a girl and talked to my friend about how it is good to be young again (making a comment about some kids making noise).

Before that, I made eye contact with a gorgeous 9. Totally my type, very nice sense of fashion gorgeous face, tight body even had french tip manicure. I smiled at her and she smiled back but didn't do anything. She was with 2 other guys.

I forgot what exactly happened but I think at one point I just turned to her and asked if she's from Mtl but I don't remember if that was my opener. Nevertheless, she made convo very easy. She asked me how old I was and she said she was 18 :S ... I'm 25 but god damn I wanted her. Turns out one of the 2 guy is a random (mexican fresh of the boat) and the other guy is a guy that she slept with and probably still sleeps with.

I teased her a little bit but nothing happened out of that girl. Felt attraction early but when she got an opportunity to talk to another friend of mine, she went from sitting next to me to going around the table and sitting in front of me next to my friend. Nothing happened there but I felt it was a little harder to do kino. I tried touching our thighs but I should of been more aggressive.

I'm happy I was more gutsy but I need to escalade more.

Later on that night I went to another bar/club. I won't count this approach but at one point I saw some cute girls dancing on a stage and after a few minutes of hesitation I said **** that and went up there to dance with them. Not much favorable return and they eventually went down the stage but did stay there for a song or two.

Went to another bar after that, there was a blonde girl at the bar with glasses that I thought was cute (from far away anyway) when I got closer I noticed she had a huge mouth but I was still attracted to her so she still counts. I forgot how I approached her. She was with 2 other girls sitting/standing at the bar. I think I just went in directly and asked for her name. Nothing happened, didn't feel any attraction but was very happy to have had the guts and made it happen.

The pressure and stress is enormous before the approach but once it is done, it is a much better feeling than a choke job.

moral of the story: continue to be gutsy and have fun with it. Must improve on kino escalation.

Stats: 2 FGA, 0FGM 0 FG%. 98 to go!

Walking on Lake Street and I saw a big crowd of young Chicago natives gathered around two guys. It was either people were freestyling or they were doing a live re-enactment of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video. I didn't see any Chinese Prison officials teaching them the dance moves so I guessed the latter. However a cute girl was walking next to me so I figured I'd get her opinion:

Macallik: What's going on over there? Are the freestyling or fighting?
Chick: Freestyling
Macallik: Oh that's weird. They do that a lot over here?
Chick: Yea all the time, they do the same thing for dancing as well.
Macallik: *brain freeze and quiet*
Chick: So... you aren't from around here?
Macallik: Nah I'm new in town.
Macallik: So what do you do for fun around here? Do you do any freestyling or dancing? *jokingly*
Chick: No.
Macallik: Oh word. Nothing?
Chick: Well I do a little dance
Macallik: Oh yea what kind
Chick: Hip Hop
Macallik: Oh that's cool
Chick: *walks towards the subway stop on Lake St*
Macallik: Oh well. Nice to meet you.
Chick: Yea you too.

She seemed kinda hesitant here, like she expected me to chase her or wanted to keep the convo going. To be honest, I saw her earlier but she was not as cute as she could have been up close. I would have fvcked given the opportunity though I suppose.


After this, I caught the subway to the Mag Mile.

Macallik: Excuse me. Do you know how to get to the "Magnificient Mile" (I didn't do the air quotes, but now that I thought of it, I am definitely including that in some kind of opener. I did hesitate like I had just read the word in a Chicago guidebook though)
Chick: *smiling* You mean North Michigan Avenue?
Macallik: uh yea I think so.
Chick: it is this way
Macallik: Thanks
Macallik: Haha I'm just playing, I know where it is but I couldn't think of anything to say.
Chick: Hahahaahaha
Macallik: So how bout this weather huh. What you up to today?
Chick: Going to the Water Tower
Macallik: Oh really? Shopping or working?
Chick: Just returning some clothes.
Macallik: Oh word. Did you wear them already and now you are taking them back. Huh?.... Huuuuuuuh? *elbow nudge*
Chick: Haha noooo. I wouldn't do that.

*snip*

Macallik: So you aren't one of those crazy chicks are you? With 5 boyfriends and all of that good stuff are ya?
Chick: Hahaha noooo. I just have one.
Macallik: awwww man. I feel like all this flirting was for nothing now.
Chick: Well unless you want to be my friend (something to that effect, can't remember how she worded it)
Macallik: hahah riiiiiiiiight. Thaaaaats what im here for.
Chick: hahaha
Macallik: it's alright, I'll be your male escort to the Water Tower.

*snip*

Macallik: Alright nice meeting you. Can I get your phone number?
Betty: Sure, it is 773...
Macallik: Alright nice to meet you. I'll ttyl. *hugs*

FGM:1 FGA: 2

I'm new to this. been reading for about a month on the subject. i htink i'm ready to get multiple #close. my score is 13 right now. not bad. I want to play this game. I'll post some of my stuff tonight as i will be going out to the bars tonight with my wing. Game on : )

In barnes and noble after reading a bit of The Game by style. I saw a two set. one fine girl one fat friend. I walked up and pulled an opener i made up.

Dex: Hey, can i ask you girls something?
Girls: sure.
Dex: do ya'll believe in the easter bunny?
Girls: haha not really.
Dex: well you knkow how they have those sasquatch videos ppl caught that are really low resolution.
Girls: yes
Dex: well check this out. (show them a photo of me and the easter bunny i took in the mall, i was wearing green peacocky sun glasses a big smile, fake lip piercing in photo, it was a goofy picture)
Girls: haha that's funny.
Dex: yes i have proof he is real. i'm thinking about selling this photo and make some money on it.

as i'm talkin to them my friend who is also in trainign with me walks up

Dex: I was just telling these girls how i met the easter bunny.
Jax: haha, oh yeah.
Dex yea they didn't believe he was real:
Jax: (toward the girls) they just don't have an imagination.


anyways we walk off cause they start slowly moving the oposite direction.


k attempt one, and a fail.


I see another two set walkign down an outside mall called bridgestreet. I noticedd how the water was dried up near the mall.

Dex: Have you girls seen the water was dried up.
hot girl: it's not dry i don't believe you.
Dex: it is come look.
we walk over to water a i show them. blah blah blah. talk about why it's dried up. I use my easter bunny thing again and then they leave.

2 attempt and fail.


I see a hooooot mixed girl with pants that have holes in them, she was so fine. she was part of a four set. but was walking way in the back and they walked off further down when i was talkign to her. two guys, one other girl.

Dex: hey girls, what's wrong with your pants?
girl: what do you mean?
Dex: they have holes, can't you afford new jeans?
girl: (explains how they ripped blah blah)
Dex: so maybe it's time for a new pair.
Girl : (somethin something she was very shy)
I look up as i'm rocking on my back foot as if i'm about to walk off and ust look at her like "are you gonna say anything girl"? haha she looks at me awkwardly and says ok byeee, i say byee.


So i was prety pissed after the night of no closes. I can open perfect, i have trouble keeping a conversation going, and when i'm with a girl i can f close no problem. no problem. just the in between where there is alot of talking i have trouble. and i have trouble on negs.

3 FGA, 0 FGM 0% 97 to go. : )

Ok last weekend ****. That i can remember.
Friday night I go out, and try not to focus on sarging, lately my energy has been so down. the only way i know how to pick it up is to get drunk. so i do.

I open to this hot bartender that i have only seen once, and when i was a realyl bad AFC and drunk i left her a note on my receipt for her to read. so dumb. This time I saw her again, really drunk and just smile at her and try to get eye contact it's like she remembers me for leaving that note and won't look at me. haha. well i open her with "I was gonna wear that same outfit tonight, i'm glad i didn't that would have been SO emberassing" anyways she laughs and smiles and says something, then walks away, she's kinda busy so i didn't wanna move into Negging her. I really wanna close this girl.

then I'm at the same bar and a two set opens me caus ei'm drunk obknoxious and loud, we talk. And they move seat, i think cause my drunk obknoxiousness grew more and they had to move. haha. kinda funny.


anyways I open anoher girl there for fun, i did not want her.

Dexuse jealous ex GF opener)
girl: (blah and stuff)
Dex: I know this is wrong to say...(bugs bunny teeth neg)
Girl : (laughs, puts her hands over her teeth) Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Dex: (I change the subject to something on tv.)

so like what the hell do i say when she asks if it's a good or bad thing?

I open another girl same bar and this is my favorite!
She's a HB9. wearing a corsette that is pink and black and a black top hat. I loved her instantly haha.
Dex: "Omg i was gonna wear that exact same thing tonight, i'm glad i didn't that wuld have been so emberassing"
HB: "oh yeah?" (smiles)
HBpulls me close i Kino her body naturally cause i'm drunk. She starts talking i can't understand her)
Dex: "What are you saying you talk weird"(laugh)
HB: (in a London accent) "Ever since i was 16 when i would get drunk i'd get a london accent idk what it is"
Dex: (i ****ing laugh my ass off. that is hilarious. we sit there and laugh as she keeps talking like that and idk what to say back) "I'm supposed to be the funny one and you are blowing me out of the water

then i tell her to quit talking like that as i'm still laughing, it's so funny to me.

Then she pokes my lips and says she likes my lip ring,( she also has one). then goes get a drink at the bar and says by to me.

As i live I talk to her in a london accent "You have a goodnight there lady" she said "goodbye you too" in the accent. But it was so funny and so not predicted. I'm thinking about using this accent thing when i sarge a girl cause she made an impact.

I open some girls in the park with jealous ex gf, use some negs. no closes.


but i'm really just practicing my negs for the most part.


8 FGA, 0 FGM 0% idc. i'm learning.

Last week
(walking down State Street)

Macallik: Hey how long do I have to walk next to you before you say hello?
Her: haha I didn't hear you say anything
Macallik: Yea. I think you cute so I just wanted to say hello. So what are you up to today?
Her: It is my birthday today.
Macallik: Oh wow. Just barely legal huh. So any big plans
Her: i might go out with my cousin tonight
Macallik: Your cousin huh? No boyfriend or significant other to hang out with?
Her: Nope.
Macallik: haha we'll have to do something about that.

we talked for about 2 minutes before her phone rang. She was going to her granny's house and was lost. When she answered the phone she started walking real quick. I was walking briskly to keep up with her although it felt hella weird. After a while she found out she was going the wrong direction and walked past me and went the other way. I must have followed her like three blocks before she finally had to stop because she had to wait for the light to turn.

Macallik: So can I get your number
Her: *looks at me, looks at the light turn red and crosses street*



Just now
I am walking down the street, looking every cute girl that goes by in the eye. There are two girls leaning against a building on the block. One is talking to a guy and I lock eyes with the cute friend. She mumbles hi and I stop walking away, peel back and start talking to her.

I went in, talked for about 2 minutes literally and got the number. I am/was kicking myself as soon as I left because the number is likely worthless coz the approach was lackluster and nothing memorable. I just got nervous and ejected as soon as possible. Not even gonna repost this in my journal unless something comes of it.

FGA 2
FGM 4
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FG% 50
(obviously my % is too high and the game has been weak so I need to approach more. a LOT more)

(train ride home)
Saw a real cutie checking me out in the train while reading a book. She was good looking and I had balked on this situation last week so I decided to go in this time. She didnt get off at my stop so I got off at hers

*taps her on shoulder and goes to the other side, high school style*

Macallik: Hey I saw you on the bus... er train and I thought you were cute and don't see too many girls reading so I figured I'd say hello
Girl: Oh okay
Macallik: How old are you?
Girl: 16
Macallik: oooookaaa*ejects*

Must be something in the water down here with these girls. Hella nervous when I went up for some reason. Oh well, will work on it the next approach.

2/5

(Walking down State St)

*See a girl walking up from the subway and onto street level*

Macallik: Hello... do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: huh
Macallik: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: .....
Her: .... no
macallik: me either but I still think you are cute
Her: thanks
Macallik: no problem. So whats your name
Her: xyz
Macallik: nice to meet you XYZ. Have a nice day

She really gave the vibe of someone not interested. Yikes



Next I saw a girl coming out of one of those all female stores. She had a couple bags and at first she looked like she could be a little chubby with a belly but when she walked away her ass was amazing. She had a decent face and her body didn't seem fat so after a second


Macallik: Hey do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: *laughs* Uhhhhh I dunno I have never experienced it
Macallik: really? Coz I am standing right here... you sure?
Her: haha yea.
Macallik: Okay what do you believe in the 80/20 rule.
Her: Umm whats that
*macallik explains it*

However while talking I noticed her belly. I wasn't sure if she had a pot belly or was pregnant. I didn't know how to ask and I didn't want to be the guy that is into banging pregnant chicks. (I saw clicked on a porno like that by mistake once.. definitely not for me) After we walked a bit further, I wished her a good day and ejected

Getting more confident approaching. Need to work on what to say after the approach a lot more

2/7

Sorry guys I haven't been updating. It doesn't mean I wasn't active though.

Approach #3. I was in a bar out of town because I owe a night out to my best friend since I missed his birthday.

Throughout the whole night I didn't do much. I pretty much wussed out most of the night. That night turned out to be the birthday of an old college friend that I haven't seen in 5 years and in turn I saw a lot of people I haven't seen in ages as well (mostly guys). Through that other guy, I approached a 3 set but I won't count it because I wasn't interested in them.

I approached a 2 set outside when we were smoking. I forgot what I did exactly, but I basically came in direct and ask for their name. Tried to make a little conversation but they were hella cold and the conversation was going nowhere so I ejected. The girls were very cute, dressed really sexy and were arab descent or something. I definitely would of put my penis in both of them. Their lost, for real. I was nervous as **** at the time and feeling rejected is not great but in retrospect, I looked ****ING HOT. I had dress shoes, dress pants, dress shirt and blazer.

The only thing I was disappointed with myself that night is that there were at least 3-5 other girls that I was drooling for and as much as I got their attention, I didn't do squat. Not proud of that.

My night was not a total loss though. My best friend and I bumped into a girl that we used to go to college with and she's hella cute. Nice tits too. We spent a good time of the night with her and her cute blonde friend. I was totally into her friend. We chatted up a little bit at the bar and danced a few times together on the dance floor but I think the blonde was just a tease cuz nothing happened and when I put my moves on the dance floor. Usually, something happens. I even used earlier approach to boost social proof when a girl that I wasn't interested in the previous set was on the dance floor, I said hey to her in front of the target and after she left I told the target that her job was to keep the other girl away from me.

3 FGA 0 FGM 0FG%

As a side note, I don't see not closing as a failure or a fail. The point of this is to reach 100 FGA with girls you are attracted/that you want to ****. Something that I do not do enough so reaching 100 is a sucess in itself. Keep that in mind boys!

I see that I am way behind

I knew I should of updated my "diary" cuz now there is a weekend that I forgot what I did :\

anyway, I went to a party for a good friend's birthday. I wore some read pants I bought last year and it was a hit. Some girls told me that her friend "made me her #1 Asian" just because of my red pants... I don't know if the other guy was just a friend, somebody she is dating or her boyfriend but he was there as well and she even came up to me and chat me up and told me straight up that I'm her #1 Asian... I guess I should of done something but the other guy was huge and was really cool. I thought it wasn't worth it. I was too uncomfortable with the situation.

There were 2 german chick at the party that I have never met before. I don't remember the specifics but I approached the blonde and chatted her up for a good hour or so. At first I talked to both but soon after my friend came in and chatted up the brunette (thank god). 5 minutes after he left, the brunette was talking about how she was tired and wanted to go home so the blonde had to leave too.

Although I felt that the conversation was going, I didn't feel like it was going somewhere. I was asking her a lot of open ended questions but this girl is so introverted that she didn't say much and I always had to ask questions. It felt like an interrogation. I was uncomfortable with the situation but I'm sure it wasn't as bad as I felt.

Right before she left she said something in the lines of see you soon or see you again so I took that as a cue and jumped on the occasion and asked for her phone number. I took out my phone and told her to put in her number and I completely forgot her name so I told her to put in her name as well and she called me on it but I pulled it off because I said I don't think we were introduced at all.

Anyway, this wasn't a cold approach because I was in a party but because I at least number closed a girl that I did not know, I count it

Also, I count it because I have been on 2 dates with her already Haven't kissed her yet though... not happy about that but that is for another topic. Not for this thread.

4 FGA 1 FGM 25FG%

Huge open house party.

There were a few cute girls and I introduced myself to one of them but I don't know if it was because she was young (18-19 or early 20s) but she was not very responsive. Perhaps she was not interested/attracted either but I have to say that in most house parties I go to, especially when there are a lot of people, it is very rare that I get a cold treatment like that. Too bad...

Anywhoo, I was probably not aggressive enough that night. I was pretty tired and spent a lot of time with friends from out of town I haven't seen in a while. I shouldn't let that be an excuse though but whatever...

So towards the end of the night this girl said hi to me and said my name. I looked at her like errrrrr, hi? I didn't know who she was. She called me on it and she said that we met at a party last year in Quebec City. Then I remembered who she was. ****ing gorgeous girl. She's like a 9 easy in my book. Despite being so drunk that I blacked out for a few hours that party (last year) I vaguely remember talking to this girl but I wasn't sure if I dreamt it or not

NB: I am very well known in a certain community so I know she has seen me on Facebook and we have a lot of friends/acquaintances in common. So it I'm not that surprised that she knew who I was. It actually happens a lot to me (unforunately, I have yet to use this pseudo-fame/social proof to get laid more... )

Anyway, we spend a good time during the night to chat and I even brought the convo outside and she gladly followed me. I sorta isolated her. She is going on an exchange in Europe at the end of the summer and she is in town until then. She has travelled a lot and I love that in a girl. After a little while a friend/acquaintance of mine started to take over her so I let it be. Nothing happened. I was glad. At the end of the night as she was leaving I was like **** it. I'm getting her number. She gave it to me no problem.

I usually hate asking for the number without already making plans because when you call it feels like a hail mary but **** that. This girl is just too hot and way too much my type.

Although this was not a cold approach, I will count this one simply because she was ****ing hot and I got the nerves to go for the close.

Yeah, sue me.

5 FGA, 2 FGM, 40FG%

Oh yeah, she added me on Facebook 2 days later!

95 to go.

macallik said:

(Walking down State St)

*See a girl walking up from the subway and onto street level*

Macallik: Hello... do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: huh
Macallik: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: .....
Her: .... no
macallik: me either but I still think you are cute
Her: thanks
Macallik: no problem. So whats your name
Her: xyz
Macallik: nice to meet you XYZ. Have a nice day

She really gave the vibe of someone not interested. Yikes



Next I saw a girl coming out of one of those all female stores. She had a couple bags and at first she looked like she could be a little chubby with a belly but when she walked away her ass was amazing. She had a decent face and her body didn't seem fat so after a second


Macallik: Hey do you believe in love at first sight?
Her: *laughs* Uhhhhh I dunno I have never experienced it
Macallik: really? Coz I am standing right here... you sure?
Her: haha yea.
Macallik: Okay what do you believe in the 80/20 rule.
Her: Umm whats that
*macallik explains it*

However while talking I noticed her belly. I wasn't sure if she had a pot belly or was pregnant. I didn't know how to ask and I didn't want to be the guy that is into banging pregnant chicks. (I saw clicked on a porno like that by mistake once.. definitely not for me) After we walked a bit further, I wished her a good day and ejected

Getting more confident approaching. Need to work on what to say after the approach a lot more

2/7

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I like the Do you believe in love at first sight line. I'm gonna try to use it. I don't think I was confident to use it a few weeks back but my confidence has really climbed in the past month.

I liked how you used different lines to follow up and didn't go with a canned interaction.

What's the 80/20 rule?

Just a reminder that the rule is you only count approaches of girls you want to ****. Otherwise it doesn't count. We can bend the rule a little bit because the point of this is to build confidence so whatever we did that we feel helped us on being more confident, we have to count.

I also think that initially, especially at the beginning we can bend the rules a little because we are less confident so we don't have to be so strict but eventually we will have to be more strict with ourselves.

macallik said:

(train ride home)
Saw a real cutie checking me out in the train while reading a book. She was good looking and I had balked on this situation last week so I decided to go in this time. She didnt get off at my stop so I got off at hers

*taps her on shoulder and goes to the other side, high school style*

Macallik: Hey I saw you on the bus... er train and I thought you were cute and don't see too many girls reading so I figured I'd say hello
Girl: Oh okay
Macallik: How old are you?
Girl: 16
Macallik: oooookaaa*ejects*

Must be something in the water down here with these girls. Hella nervous when I went up for some reason. Oh well, will work on it the next approach.

2/5

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I like how you went direct at first but I think there should be a better follow up than how old are you.

BTW, what's wrong with 16? How old are you? 16 is too young for me but if you are 19 that's fine...?

Remember the rule! Age divided by 2 + 7 rounded down so 19/2 is 9.5 + 7 = 16.5!

Dex Bama said:

Ok last weekend ****. That i can remember.
Friday night I go out, and try not to focus on sarging, lately my energy has been so down. the only way i know how to pick it up is to get drunk. so i do.

I open to this hot bartender that i have only seen once, and when i was a realyl bad AFC and drunk i left her a note on my receipt for her to read. so dumb. This time I saw her again, really drunk and just smile at her and try to get eye contact it's like she remembers me for leaving that note and won't look at me. haha. well i open her with "I was gonna wear that same outfit tonight, i'm glad i didn't that would have been SO emberassing" anyways she laughs and smiles and says something, then walks away, she's kinda busy so i didn't wanna move into Negging her. I really wanna close this girl.

then I'm at the same bar and a two set opens me caus ei'm drunk obknoxious and loud, we talk. And they move seat, i think cause my drunk obknoxiousness grew more and they had to move. haha. kinda funny.


anyways I open anoher girl there for fun, i did not want her.

Dexuse jealous ex GF opener)
girl: (blah and stuff)
Dex: I know this is wrong to say...(bugs bunny teeth neg)
Girl : (laughs, puts her hands over her teeth) Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Dex: (I change the subject to something on tv.)

so like what the hell do i say when she asks if it's a good or bad thing?

I open another girl same bar and this is my favorite!
She's a HB9. wearing a corsette that is pink and black and a black top hat. I loved her instantly haha.
Dex: "Omg i was gonna wear that exact same thing tonight, i'm glad i didn't that wuld have been so emberassing"
HB: "oh yeah?" (smiles)
HBpulls me close i Kino her body naturally cause i'm drunk. She starts talking i can't understand her)
Dex: "What are you saying you talk weird"(laugh)
HB: (in a London accent) "Ever since i was 16 when i would get drunk i'd get a london accent idk what it is"
Dex: (i ****ing laugh my ass off. that is hilarious. we sit there and laugh as she keeps talking like that and idk what to say back) "I'm supposed to be the funny one and you are blowing me out of the water

then i tell her to quit talking like that as i'm still laughing, it's so funny to me.

Then she pokes my lips and says she likes my lip ring,( she also has one). then goes get a drink at the bar and says by to me.

As i live I talk to her in a london accent "You have a goodnight there lady" she said "goodbye you too" in the accent. But it was so funny and so not predicted. I'm thinking about using this accent thing when i sarge a girl cause she made an impact.

I open some girls in the park with jealous ex gf, use some negs. no closes.


but i'm really just practicing my negs for the most part.


8 FGA, 0 FGM 0% idc. i'm learning.

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duuuuuuuuuuude!!!! You should of closed that!!!!!!!

Wtf is the Jealous Ex GF bit? I don't know it.