Just measured my erect penis for the first time using my multitool.

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And suffice to say, I'm disappointed. It's a mere 5.5 ". Will this harm my potential with the ladies? Can they Tell without ever seeing you naked, if you're well developed or not? I think they can, and I think that this has been holding me back in sealing the deal with most women. I've got Everything else, but a large pecker, I do not.
 

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you can easily compensate with ur tongue fingers and toys, shouldnt be an issue at all really
 

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Poonani Maker said:
And suffice to say, I'm disappointed. It's a mere 5.5 ". Will this harm my potential with the ladies? Can they Tell without ever seeing you naked, if you're well developed or not? I think they can, and I think that this has been holding me back in sealing the deal with most women. I've got Everything else, but a large pecker, I do not.
Women aren't going to know you have a tiny penis until you whip it out during sex. Unless you walk around naked in public, or if you drive a huge truck or something. Your small **** isn't going to stop you from getting women. You might have trouble fvcking them more than once though.

P.S. Hahahahaha
 

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Poonani Maker said:
And suffice to say, I'm disappointed. It's a mere 5.5 ". Will this harm my potential with the ladies? Can they Tell without ever seeing you naked, if you're well developed or not? I think they can, and I think that this has been holding me back in sealing the deal with most women. I've got Everything else, but a large pecker, I do not.
Are you sure you're measuring correctly ? You should be pushing the ruler all the way down to the pubic bone. This gives you a base pressed enlarged length. usually you can pick up 3/4 of an inch more here, which will give u around 6.25 or so and make u dead on at average.
 

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Wow, the guys here are not nice to the poor little guy. :kick:

Anyway, it won't hurt you with all women, but it will hurt you with some. I'm in your boat size-wise (though I make up for it "a little" by being 5.5 around too) and I've lost a second or third go at it because of my size.

I've also been told I'm their best partner ever by more than a few women because of my passion, oral skills, rhythm, etc. Goes to show you that you can make up for it in other areas if focus on her as well as yourself.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
And suffice to say, I'm disappointed. It's a mere 5.5 ". Will this harm my potential with the ladies? Can they Tell without ever seeing you naked, if you're well developed or not? I think they can, and I think that this has been holding me back in sealing the deal with most women. I've got Everything else, but a large pecker, I do not.
So your average, big deal.

You said you are 5.5 inches but you never mentioned anything about your girth...or whether your penis has a curve or not. Not all women are size queens, some prefer girth or some like a penis with a particular curve in it. For the record, mine is around the same length as yours, but it curves slightly to the right. That particular curvature drove my ex girlfriend wild when I had sex with her.
 

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Porn has warped peoples perceptions of what is normal size.

5.5-6.0 is average.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
Are you sure you're measuring correctly ? You should be pushing the ruler all the way down to the pubic bone. This gives you a base pressed enlarged length. usually you can pick up 3/4 of an inch more here, which will give u around 6.25 or so and make u dead on at average.
I disagree with that. When you **** a girl, the only part of your **** that she feels is the non base pressed part. So you're "cheating" by measuring that way.
 

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Yeah. I'm just saying that you shouldn't actually push the ruler into your body when you measure. This can add a significant amount to the measurement, but it's cheating because that is not "functional" penis length.
 

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Hooligan Harry said:
Porn has warped peoples perceptions of what is normal size.

5.5-6.0 is average.
It really has. There are numerous urological studies showing that 6.0" is the mean with about .5" standard deviation each way.

I'm in this range and I have never, EVER, had a complaint or failed relationship because of my d!ck size.

You really think a girl can feel this mind-blowing difference between 5.5" and 6.5" when you are having sex? As long as you hit the 'average' range you are fine. What girls don't like are pencil-d!cks. Girth > length.
 

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It depends on how you are measuring. If you are measuring from the top side down to the tip you will get one measurement. But if you measure from the underside where your d*ck meets your scrotum up to the tip, it will be about an inch longer. 5.5 is pretty normal anyway, and I think the erection is longer when you are actually banging a girl than it is when just looking at it on your own because the more aroused you are, the more blood flushes in. You also can't forget that girth is more important than length. It's only about 5-6 inches until you're tapping her cervix anyway, so why do you need an 8 incher to feel good about yourself? Really.
 

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Kerpal said:
I disagree with that. When you **** a girl, the only part of your **** that she feels is the non base pressed part. So you're "cheating" by measuring that way.
you disagree b/c you're an idiot. Read up on teh correct way to measure your penis. It will be how I described. Who cares if she only feels part of it while fvcking, we are not talking about fvcking, we're talking about measuring.

So you are cheating YOURSELF by measuring wrong by giving yourself an insecurity complex when it is not needed.


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It will hold you back if you let it. That's pretty average, i wouldn't worry about it at all. I think size matters more to guys that it does to women. Have fun, stop worrying.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
you disagree b/c you're an idiot. Read up on teh correct way to measure your penis. It will be how I described. Who cares if she only feels part of it while fvcking, we are not talking about fvcking, we're talking about measuring.

So you are cheating YOURSELF by measuring wrong by giving yourself an insecurity complex when it is not needed.


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I'm the one who's insecure because I'm honest with myself? I think you're the insecure one because you're artificially inflating your measurement. You remind me of the guys who say they can squat 500 lbs, and when you see them in the gym "squatting" they're really doing a quarter squat.

The "correct" way to measure? I didn't realize there was an official agency that determines the standard measurement technique :crackup: The entire point of measuring your penis is to see how you compare to other guys when it comes to sex. So what is the point of inflating your measurement and measuring the part of your penis that isn't even going to go into the girl, unless you're just trying to stroke your ego?

IMO, the best way to measure for this purpose is to get an erection, stand up and move your penis so it is parallel to the floor. Then place the ruler on the top of your penis, where it connects to your body (don't press it into your stomach, the girl doesn't even feel that part so you're just stroking your ego), and measure to the tip. Measuring this way, I am 6.25" long. If I press the ruler into my stomach, I am well over 7". I wish the girl actually felt 7" instead of 6.25", but let's be honest with ourselves here.
 
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I measured my **** from base to tip and it stands at around 6.2, so I am not much bigger, but I find my **** is a different size and girth depending on how horny I am with a woman. Its either all in my mind, or the my body is just demented beyond belief.
 

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If it becomes a problem, tell her, my d*ck gets bigger the hotter the girl.

It's not how fast the car is, but how you drive it.
 

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5.5 is pretty much the exact TRUE average (i.e. almost any study where measurement was done by an unbiased medical professional rather than somebody with their ego at stake).

Besides, from what I remember about Poonani Maker's previous posts, I am pretty sure his concerns about this are satire.
 

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Kerpal said:
I'm the one who's insecure because I'm honest with myself? I think you're the insecure one because you're artificially inflating your measurement. You remind me of the guys who say they can squat 500 lbs, and when you see them in the gym "squatting" they're really doing a quarter squat.

The "correct" way to measure? I didn't realize there was an official agency that determines the standard measurement technique :crackup: The entire point of measuring your penis is to see how you compare to other guys when it comes to sex. So what is the point of inflating your measurement and measuring the part of your penis that isn't even going to go into the girl, unless you're just trying to stroke your ego?

IMO, the best way to measure for this purpose is to get an erection, stand up and move your penis so it is parallel to the floor. Then place the ruler on the top of your penis, where it connects to your body (don't press it into your stomach, the girl doesn't even feel that part so you're just stroking your ego), and measure to the tip. Measuring this way, I am 6.25" long. If I press the ruler into my stomach, I am well over 7". I wish the girl actually felt 7" instead of 6.25", but let's be honest with ourselves here.

Dude, whats wrong with you ? Seriously ? How am I artificially inflating my measurement if I am measuring the way you are supposed to in most every penis size survey.

Oh, and I just googled 'how to correctly measure penis size' and this was the first link that pops up : http://ezinearticles.com/?Measure-P...id-And-Erect-Penis-Length-And-Girth&id=557520

notice under how to correctly measure penis length when erect it states: gently press the ruler against the pubic bone. This is 'bone pressed enlarged length' like i said before.

Please don't argue with me if you don't know what you're talking about. I'm not calling you an idiot b/c my ego is overinflated. I'm calling you an idiot because, well, you are indeed an idiot on this subject ! lol


Therefore, when this original poster complains that he's only 5.5 inches, he's most likely comparing that 5.5 to the average which is about 6 inches. My point is that he's most likely measuring wrong. If you measure correctly, he'll be about 6 or 6.25. Obviously all 6.25 inches won't go in to her, but who cares. The point of this is to give the OP facts that he is indeed not 'small' but average.
 

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5.5 inch is normal, like many people here already said. Apparently the correct way to measure a penis is to have it erect, then hold it parallel to the floor while standing tall, and measure it till the bone. I don’t know if everybody does it like that, but that’s how they do it in medical studies.

Well, my penis size is about the same size as the OP and I never EVER had a girl comment about it, stopped talking to me after she saw it, or any sort of thing like that. Like it wasn’t even her concern. My GF doesn’t even want to do certain positions because it goes into deep and it hurts her. So I don’t know why it should be much larger. Same goes with other girls.

And even if you watch porn and see the guys with the extremely big d*cks f*cking a girl the penis rarely gets into it till the base. It just moves in and out a few centimeters.

Here’s a Wikipedia site about penis size: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size 5.5 inch is very normal. If you want to add up a few inches, chances are you hurt your girl. But you can try it anyway by "Jelqing".

PS. Interestingly: A few years ago I read a dutch Men’s Health magazine, that was almost completely about penises in all its sizes and shapes. Funny thing was that for an article it interviewed women and men about penises and what they preferred. Almost all men wanted to have a bigger penis than they had, but most women preferred a penis size that was slightly smaller than the average penis length measured. :p
 

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San Jose California said:
Great site, look what it also says
Please. And then right after.

It proceeds to recommend a pill to get bigger. You probably shouldn't post sites as evidence in the middle of serious debates anymore. It can make you look dumb if you only read the part you're looking for and ignore the rest.

no, i'm sorry. It did not make me look dumb. In fact, it was further evidence to help this debate. It proved my point. I'm sorry if you got offended that the author of the wikipedia article recommended a penis enlargement pill.
 
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