The Cynical Man
Don Juan
Alright guys - listen up:
Tired of these bytchez giving you the runaround? Tired of getting used & abused? Tired of feeling like a doormat?
Here's what you gotta do -
1) Realize there's a million women out there. Hey - if one don't work out, it's NOT THE END OF THE WORLD - there's other fish out there!
2) Realize that 90% of the women out there are selfish little snakes that love toying with a guy's emotions. Yep - it's true - you'd better watch yer a$$!
3) Keep things simple and basic. Hey - the bottom line is, if they're truly interested in you, then they will SHOW it. Any flaky stuff should raise a red flag in your head.
4) Listen to your gut. He's the best friend you'll ever have! Next time you get that 'niggly' feeling, stop, sit down and THINK about the situation.
5) Deal with reality. Stop wondering if 'Does she like me???' - don't sit and WONDER so damn much. Take it for what it is, and go with that. No more 'What if's'!!
6) Don't put up with their bullsh!t. This is VERY important! Hey - if you don't like what she's doing, then CALL HER ON IT and don't let her get away with it! And NO APOLOGIES!!!!!!!!!!
7) Hold them accountable for their actions. What did she just tell you? What, that she just wants to be friends? Okay, fair is fair. Tell her you don't want to be friends, and you're going to date someone else, and goodbye! DO NOT HANG ONTO THEM!
MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKES - SAY 'GOODBYE'!!! I can't tell you how important this is - most women are so spoiled and always get their way!!! Let them experience the consequences of their stupid decisions!!! How else are they gonna learn???!!!
8) Take what women say with a grain of salt. Talk is SH!T. Any questions?
9) Don't EVER give up your ground. Stand up for what you believe in - I don't care if she's a 9 or a 10!!! Does that make them anymore special than you? HELL NO!!!
10) Just say "No Ma'am" to losers. Drop them IMMEDIATELY.
11) MOST IMPORTANTLY: There's a few good ones out there. Don't EVER forget this!!!
Guys, remember this - when push comes to shove, they need us more than we need them. Don't believe me? Here's proof: How many girls do you know that have a boyfriend? Now, how many guys do you know that have a girlfriend? 'Nuff said.
F' em - they're no better than us. So stop treating them like they are! Only when she has proven to you time and again that she is truly a diamond among fly sh!t should we lavish our attention upon her!!!
Tired of these bytchez giving you the runaround? Tired of getting used & abused? Tired of feeling like a doormat?
Here's what you gotta do -
1) Realize there's a million women out there. Hey - if one don't work out, it's NOT THE END OF THE WORLD - there's other fish out there!
2) Realize that 90% of the women out there are selfish little snakes that love toying with a guy's emotions. Yep - it's true - you'd better watch yer a$$!
3) Keep things simple and basic. Hey - the bottom line is, if they're truly interested in you, then they will SHOW it. Any flaky stuff should raise a red flag in your head.
4) Listen to your gut. He's the best friend you'll ever have! Next time you get that 'niggly' feeling, stop, sit down and THINK about the situation.
5) Deal with reality. Stop wondering if 'Does she like me???' - don't sit and WONDER so damn much. Take it for what it is, and go with that. No more 'What if's'!!
6) Don't put up with their bullsh!t. This is VERY important! Hey - if you don't like what she's doing, then CALL HER ON IT and don't let her get away with it! And NO APOLOGIES!!!!!!!!!!
7) Hold them accountable for their actions. What did she just tell you? What, that she just wants to be friends? Okay, fair is fair. Tell her you don't want to be friends, and you're going to date someone else, and goodbye! DO NOT HANG ONTO THEM!
MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKES - SAY 'GOODBYE'!!! I can't tell you how important this is - most women are so spoiled and always get their way!!! Let them experience the consequences of their stupid decisions!!! How else are they gonna learn???!!!
8) Take what women say with a grain of salt. Talk is SH!T. Any questions?
9) Don't EVER give up your ground. Stand up for what you believe in - I don't care if she's a 9 or a 10!!! Does that make them anymore special than you? HELL NO!!!
10) Just say "No Ma'am" to losers. Drop them IMMEDIATELY.
11) MOST IMPORTANTLY: There's a few good ones out there. Don't EVER forget this!!!
Guys, remember this - when push comes to shove, they need us more than we need them. Don't believe me? Here's proof: How many girls do you know that have a boyfriend? Now, how many guys do you know that have a girlfriend? 'Nuff said.
F' em - they're no better than us. So stop treating them like they are! Only when she has proven to you time and again that she is truly a diamond among fly sh!t should we lavish our attention upon her!!!
even though its already in the bible