I have something REALLY interesting to tell you

So I emailed an HB9 I know "hey, I'm glad to see you are still alive. I have something REALLY interesting to tell you about...."

And she took the bait and she wants to know what it is. I told her to email me later and I'll tell her "but she probably won't believe it..."

The problem is I'm just messing with her to get her attention, and I have NO IDEA what this interesting thing is.

Can anybody help me out here? She took the bait but what should I say this interesting thing is?

this is kinda lame but coz uve already started it corny you might aswell be funny about it and be obviously cornier! :

"studies have shown that an evening with me over something even as light as a coffee and a laugh will guarantee you have a GREAT next day. so i think you should meet me for coffee on thursday at 7pm at xx place..
hit me up im sure we can have some good laughs.."

cant guarantee itll work but its continuing the corniness and its making it into a joke and asking her out..all in one go..no BSing needed

Well, I'm not REALLY trying to get a date with her. It's a girl I've known for awhile, I just wanted to see her reaction and she took the bait.

So since I'm not trying to get a date what should I say?

if you know your frame is stronger than hers you could just ignore her and game her. but most guys cant do that so.

if u cant think of anything to say, a default response is i saw someone who reminded me of you, except her ass (or some other body part) was lopsided and it looked like blah blah go on and on be descriptive and funny

i used to do this when i was playing around w/ intrigue (and this is one thing txt msgs can do that phone calls can't). I'd shoot off an intrigue txt to some girl that went "I just saw something that reminded me of you" just to see how they'd respond

they'd bite every time. and u basically got a small window to game them. its also a decent way to reopen a girl u might've screwed up with, not monumentally, but where attraction has dropped but it's not over yet

I don't do this anymore btw. because chances are if ur actively trying to generate intrigue to get a desired response, you care too much and are stuck in ur head

That curiosity and anticipation are fantastic ways to get any person's attention.

^_~