Girl I haven't met yet was texting me to come f/ck her last night

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

So I met this girl online and I found out she is on the rebound from an LTR. So I just played it cool with her, being her "friend" or whatever, and letting her come to me and not contacting her at all.

So she starts texting me last night "come to my place and f/ck me"... Thank god I didn't say yes. I WANTED to ask for her address and go, but I knew that was an AFC move.

I basically just told her "not tonight" and blew her off. She got irritated at this.

But, today she called and apologized and she thought I would never talk to her again, lol. So I promptly set up a date for tomorrow, and hopefully it will end with my bedroom.

I bet she expected me to say last night "YES I will come right now and bang you!!"

This would have turned her off completely. Maybe this was all a sh!t test. But I passed it with flying colors.

DJDamage · Oct 4, 2008

Vlad the Impaler said:
I bet she expected me to say last night "YES I will come right now and bang you!!"

This would have turned her off completely. Maybe this was all a sh!t test. But I passed it with flying colors.

This was no sh1t test. When a chick bluntly tells you like the way that she did, it is the real deal.

I would however be very wary about a chick I never met before who invites me right away for sex. The whole story of " I am just out of LTR" is too nicely packaged. She could a fvcked up BPD that likes to fvck guys from the net left and right and you just happened to be there, the next c0ck standing in line.

Desert Fox · Oct 4, 2008

I doubt it was a sh1t test.

Maybe some C&F would've been good.

You don't just want to leave her without your d1ck...you gotta leave her JEALOUS and wanting your d1ck even MORE!!!!

For example I'd say this:

Her: Come over and fvck me!!
Me: haha get in line! Maybe tomorrow, or do you want to watch?

Once she gets sexual with you..all restraints are OFF and you can get as sexual as you want.

Then end it quickly without 1 minute talking to her or texting and just ignore her until the next day. Ask her out and fvck her on YOUR terms.

Of course there's no reason to reject her if you just want to get laid. It seems oyu want an LTR or something iwth her...because why would you reject a ONS?

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

DJDamage said:
This was no sh1t test. When a chick bluntly tells you like the way that she did, it is the real deal.

I would however be very wary about a chick I never met before who invites me right away for sex. The whole story of " I am just out of LTR" is too nicely packaged. She could a fvcked up BPD that likes to fvck guys from the net left and right and you just happened to be there, the next c0ck standing in line.

True. She was obviously drunk. And I can tell she is out of an LTR recently.

I think she is hurting bad. But I did the right thing not going over there. Tomorrow, we'll meet up and I'll try to do this properly.

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

Desert Fox said:
I doubt it was a sh1t test.

Maybe some C&F would've been good.

You don't just want to leave her without your d1ck...you gotta leave her JEALOUS and wanting your d1ck even MORE!!!!

For example I'd say this:

Her: Come over and fvck me!!
Me: haha get in line! Maybe tomorrow, or do you want to watch?

Once she gets sexual with you..all restraints are OFF and you can get as sexual as you want.

Then end it quickly without 1 minute talking to her or texting and just ignore her until the next day. Ask her out and fvck her on YOUR terms.

Of course there's no reason to reject her if you just want to get laid. It seems oyu want an LTR or something iwth her...because why would you reject a ONS?

I DID use C and F. I told her "You haven't even bought me dinner yet"

I didn't reject her. I called her today, and we will meet up tomorrow. I am beyond the point where I am going to go bang some drunk woman off the net I never met.

But you are right! Now that she got sexual with me, I will do it to her tomorrow and try to end the date in a bed.

oakraiderz2 · Oct 4, 2008

This is the 68th way to get aids.

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

oakraiderz2 said:
This is the 68th way to get aids.

Nah, she's not a hooker. I've been talking to her for a couple weeks. I can read people pretty good.

She's just out of a LTR and she is hurting bad and wants attention.

We'll see how it goes tomorrow. I think I played this perfectly turning her down for the lay, and then setting up a date the next day.

DJDamage · Oct 4, 2008

Vlad the Impaler said:
We'll see how it goes tomorrow. I think I played this perfectly turning her down for the lay, and then setting up a date the next day.

I don't think you did. In a situation like this (random chick whom you never dated) a pvssy that is offered today can be gone by tomorrow.

Hope it does actually work out for you.

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

DJDamage said:
I don't think you did. In a situation like this (random chick whom you never dated) a pvssy that is offered today can be gone by tomorrow.

Hope it does actually work out for you.

You think I should have accepted her proposal, gotten her address, gotten in my car and gone to her house? Plus this was at midnight and she was drunk.

Way too many things could have gone wrong in that scenario. I'm not desperate for p/ssy. Only a desperate man would do all that.

I am the prize and I proved that to her by my actions.

DJDamage · Oct 4, 2008

Vlad the Impaler said:
You think I should have accepted her proposal, gotten her address, gotten in my car and gone to her house?. Way too many things could have gone wrong in that scenario. Plus, I'm not desperate for p/ssy anymore. I am the prize.

If you wanted a crazy ass girl's pvssy whom you never met then yeah you should have accepted her proposal.

What things could have gone wrong in this scenerio exectly?? now instead of going stright to bed, you are going on a date! that is a step backwards in my book. That right there could kill your chances of nailing her once she gets to know you and the fantasy of who you are goes right out the window. Remember she wanted to fvck you based on the fantasy she created in her mind because she really doesn't even know you.

You are not desperate for pvssy? then why are you chatting up to some girl for weeks on the net??!! why can't you pull chicks in real life in a much faster rate on the same day in your every day life and actually get a first hand glimpsed of the girl and see whether she is crazy or not.

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 4, 2008

DJDamage said:
If you wanted a crazy ass girl's pvssy whom you never met then yeah you should have accepted her proposal.

What things could have gone wrong in this scenerio exectly?? now instead of going stright to bed, you are going on a date! that is a step backwards in my book. That right there could kill your chances of nailing her once she gets to know you and the fantasy of who you are goes right out the window. Remember she wanted to fvck you based on the fantasy she created in her mind because she really doesn't even know you.

You are not desperate for pvssy? then why are you chatting up to some girl for weeks on the net??!! why can't you pull chicks in real life in a much faster rate on the same day in your every day life and actually get a first hand glimpsed of the girl and see whether she is crazy or not.

I WANTED to say yes, I really did. But it just seemed like too much trouble. I was tired, it was midnight. I had a couple drinks, if I got pulled over maybe I would have gotten arrested. Who the hell knows?

Plus it was like a 30 minute drive. I see what you mean about the date, but I'm confident it will work out. I've been hitting the gym, my game has improved, no reason I won't tap it tomorrow unless she flakes.

Why am I talking to girls on the web? 1) I'm a lazy b@stard. 2) My hours @ work has killed my social life.

So I started web pimping, and I have more girls #'s than I know what to do with right now. I meet them in person sometimes too, but online works for me.

decades · Oct 4, 2008

impaler...next time you get an invitation to go impale some chick...go impale the chick.

Desert Fox · Oct 5, 2008

see bold

Vlad the Impaler said:
I DID use C and F. I told her "You haven't even bought me dinner yet"

hmm ok sorry for not being able to read your mind. you didn't mention that in the original post

I didn't reject her. I called her today, and we will meet up tomorrow. I am beyond the point where I am going to go bang some drunk woman off the net I never met.

good. main concern of course is STDs or psychopath

But you are right! Now that she got sexual with me, I will do it to her tomorrow and try to end the date in a bed.

Vlad the Impaler · Oct 5, 2008

persistent exaction said:
impaler...next time you get an invitation to go impale some chick...go impale the chick.

One day you guys will learn that you should not run like a dog when a woman throws her p-ssy out there.

I've been through this before... and if I said "YES I'm coming over!"

She would have changed her mind and probably flaked and said "NEVERMIND!"

And I end up looking like a stupid chump.

I played this right.

surfdog · Oct 5, 2008

Dont worry Impaler I believe you did the right thing.

I would've done the same thing

(and they think 18 year olds cant turn down p*ssys?!?!)

DJVladdy · Oct 5, 2008

to my knowledge - this is the mindset of a pimp.

Control your own desires, control the woman, use sex to YOUR advantage, so it becomes one of the tools that help you own her mind and body.

I see he did the right thing.

DonJuan11 · Oct 5, 2008

Vlad the Impaler said:
So I met this girl online and I found out she is on the rebound from an LTR. So I just played it cool with her, being her "friend" or whatever, and letting her come to me and not contacting her at all.

So she starts texting me last night "come to my place and f/ck me"... Thank god I didn't say yes. I WANTED to ask for her address and go, but I knew that was an AFC move.

I basically just told her "not tonight" and blew her off. She got irritated at this.

But, today she called and apologized and she thought I would never talk to her again, lol. So I promptly set up a date for tomorrow, and hopefully it will end with my bedroom.

I bet she expected me to say last night "YES I will come right now and bang you!!"

This would have turned her off completely. Maybe this was all a sh!t test. But I passed it with flying colors.

Good work, but I wouldn't have said "Not tonight". You could have played it the way a girl would respond to a guy if he asked for sex.

You: "I don't think that's a good idea, we barely know each other and I would prefer to get to know you better before we engage in a sexual relationship."

#41 · Oct 5, 2008

Vlad the Impaler said:
Why am I talking to girls on the web? 1) I'm a lazy b@stard. 2) My hours @ work has killed my social life.

Yeah, but you've gotta ask yourself what kind of girl asks a relative stranger she met on the internet to come over and give her the business... I don't care how slick your "internet game" is -- no girl with an ounce of self respect would ever put herself in such a situation.

Stuff like this is why I'll never try to game women on the internet.

Randallpink83 · Oct 5, 2008

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I just read the OP. and none of the replies. But uhhh I want to stab my eyes out now.

She tells you to come fvck her... and so to remain un-AFC you blow her off???

WHAT A FVCKIN FABULOUS IDEA!!!! I would have never of thought in a million years to do that... I would've just went over and fvcked her, stupid me. I could really learn a thing or two from you.

:crackup:

CFERD · Oct 5, 2008

Good call, you may have avoided a rape charge. You never know. Same with the having a few drinks and getting a DUI, for what? I think most guys eventually get to a point where they'd like to meet a chick before sticking it in her. Sure she may be a total slut, or maybe she was just pretty drunk, anybody who's had too much to drink can probably recall something we did that made us cringe...

Good for those that have the time and energy for pulling chicks all the time in their daliy life. There's millions of decent women online, sure a lot of crazies and even more warpigs, same with real life though. Online is better than not trying at all....personally, who fvcking cares what anyone else thinks.

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