Im in the doghouse

Have any of u guys ever had this happen to u. Your making out with ur girl, ur takin off clothes etc, , your about to do it and u decide to go down on her first. You start, and u just cannot handle the taste and or smell.

This happened to tonight. I never had any prob with this girl in that regard before, so it caught me by surprise, and i just couldnt take it, i tried for a like 15-20 seconds and i felt like i was gonna gag. It was really salty, i can't really describe it but it was baaaad. So i stop doin it and was about to just try having sex wih her and she was like what was that? Why'd u stop, is something wrong. I'm like no no, i just thought wed start doin it instead. Well she didnt buy it and she was mega upset and got dressed and wanted to go home. She was cryin and stuff. I feel terrible about it. Then i tried to explain it cuz she obviously realized wat went wrong, and i just made it worse.

DJinTraining06 said:

I'm like no no, i just thought wed start doin it instead.

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:crackup: Hey at least you tried to comfort her with B.S.


Nevermind she will get over it, how hard are regular checks, fruit and veg and plenty of water. Thats the least she could do in trade of your awesomeness yeah?

But a "really salty" box seems a bit tame to me. Sh!t if thats the worst it got you should consider yourself lucky.

Actually that may be something you could have said to take the harshness of HER fvckup away. "Hey babe it wasnt funky smelly or anything, just really salty for some reason".

Then stand there with a confused yet concerned and innocent look perhaps. If you felt that way inclined.

Thats axtually pretty much wat i said. when she asked me why i stopped, i eventually said, no offense it was just a little salty and i thought uwouldnt mind if we just did it instead. Well she was lke devastated, it didnt matter wat i said, she was crying for like an hr and wanted to go home. This a yr and a half relationship, i thought shed undesatand a lil more. I got no clue how to make this better now, shes really sensitive

Thats axtually pretty much wat i said. when she asked me why i stopped, i eventually said, no offense it was just a little salty and i thought uwouldnt mind if we just did it instead. Well she was lke devastated, it didnt matter wat i said, she was crying for like an hr and wanted to go home. This a yr and a half relationship, i thought shed undesatand a lil more. I got no clue how to make this better now, shes really sensitive

DJinTraining06 said:

Thats axtually pretty much wat i said. when she asked me why i stopped, i eventually said, no offense it was just a little salty and i thought uwouldnt mind if we just did it instead. Well she was lke devastated, it didnt matter wat i said, she was crying for like an hr and wanted to go home. This a yr and a half relationship, i thought shed undesatand a lil more. I got no clue how to make this better now, shes really sensitive

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You remember that paperback self-helper that you bought from Borders called, "Open Communication for Couples." ?
Right there on page 47 it says to tell your SO exactly what you are thinking and feeling. No taboos, right.
Remember?

Well, if I were you I would go get a refund.

Yes this happens and yes it ruins a relationship...

Jophil is absolutely right as usual and I might add...

Avoid overly sensitive chicks.

Its a sign of emotional problems and immaturity especially if you didn't make that much of a big deal about it which judging by your post you didn't.

<spits on the floor> don't remind me.

I was doing this chick one time 69 and I gagged from the combination of smell that came out of her pvssy and ass. I tried to lick her regardless but it was so damn bitter so I stopped. So what I did was replaced my tounge with my fingers and stimulated her and she didn't mind or made a fuss about it.

I think you made the error of going too fast from point A to point B. If you tried the fingers instead of the tounge, I doubt she would mind and you would have stimulated her enough before fvcking her. But then again its better if a woman takes a shower before sex and soap her ass and douche her pvssy, after all the holes between the two is less then 2 inches apart and they should know better.

For some reason I feel embarrassed for the woman in this situation and I as well have had the experience of a not so tastful vagina even a bit smelly but I was suave enough to not bring it up and passed it off as I was too drunk to continue plus it was with someone I wouldn't see again for I am sure in time the smell will finally hit upon her nose and she will seek a vagina doctor to cure this problem of hers..

Now being my age 49 as of April 16th I keep a close eye on my blood pressure and at the present time staying fit eating clean and staying away from sodium a big no no for blood pressure I am 120/80 and sometimes even lower...

I thought I go to the doctor and the doctor says LoneSilver your blood pressure is up what have you been doing? Oh it must be the salty P*ssy I've been eating...

If shes really cute and you had some tequila and orange juice and some lime handy you could have had yourself a Margarita you just lick her salty p*ssy and then sip the Tequila and orange juice it would have been just as good reckon?

LoneSilver

Disgusting. That salty taste is her urine and sweat and I too had this happen about 6 months ago. I went down there it was nasty so I just stopped after 2 licks and stuck my d!ck in. I was so turned off I busted a nut as fast as I could and rolled over and slept.

Needless to say I don't think she was too happy about it. And even though she never said anything I bet that is why she never let me hit it again.

I've stopped going down on girls completely ever since this incident. I've only had 2 girlfriends who were always tasty down there and they were both skinny. I wonder if that has anything to do with it.

All girls can get funky down there...but some are definitely worse than others.
The vagina is host to all kinds of flora (friendly bacteria), yeast, and secretions. I dont know what specifically causes that distinctive smell, but its worse when they havent showered all day or at certain times of the month. Ive only encountered a few girls whose smell/taste was intolerable. You could smell it from space.

What you should have done is toughed it out for 5-10 minutes and then made out with her immediately after you were done with the oral---she would get the idea.

My rule is that I will not go down on a girl unless she is my established girlfriend. Not on the first time and definitely never with a fling or one-nighter.


But, as for the topic of your post; your girl sounds waayyyy too sensitive. Telling her the truth was a rookie mistake on your part, I doubt you will do that again. Next time just man up and deal with it for a few minutes to avoid this situation; or if it smells funky from above then dont go down.

Here I'll cheer you up.. She may have a smelly snatch, but she'll keep you busy for awhile.

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I'd put some lemon on it. It works when my salmon is too salty.
Cheers.

Are you new to munching box?

It's happened to all of us, but usually in the beginning when you're first learning. Eventually you'll get used to it and you'll love eating ***** (or at least I do).

If you must, don't ever tell a girl her snatch smells rotten. If she's turned on at all at the time, she will lose it as soon as you say this. Women are turned on by your maniless and your loving their body.

The best thing to do is to just stay down for a bit and just start working your fingers.

If her box is smelling all the time then maybe it's something to discuss when you're not sexing her up. Sometimes women just have some bacterial problems and what not that can be fixed by the gynecologist.

You have to adjust your technique according to scents, and flavors. If its not the freshest, finger her while keeping your hand between your face and her vag, and just barely lick the very tip/top of her labia, or try to find her g spot with your fingers (middle and ring fingers inside facing upwards, and curve the fingers and give a "come here" movement), and lick something else. But for Gods sake, dont be so blatant that it's rank! But after a year and a half, she shouldn't be flying off the handle, and I'm sure she'll be fine in no time. Talk about it in a nice manner.

thats why my friend I always ALWAYS do the finger test first. I always finger a chick first and casually smell my finger and if it's good then it's a go and if it's smelly then it's a no.

Yea she's not that skinny. I think the heavier girls sweat more down there or something. It was a 3 or 4 days away from her period, maybe that has somethin to do with it too cuz i never had a prob with her in that area. She is very hygenic usually has no smell or taste.

Vlad the Impaler said:

Disgusting. That salty taste is her urine and sweat and I too had this happen about 6 months ago. I went down there it was nasty so I just stopped after 2 licks and stuck my d!ck in. I was so turned off I busted a nut as fast as I could and rolled over and slept.

Needless to say I don't think she was too happy about it. And even though she never said anything I bet that is why she never let me hit it again.

I've stopped going down on girls completely ever since this incident. I've only had 2 girlfriends who were always tasty down there and they were both skinny. I wonder if that has anything to do with it.

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I tried to man up and continue doing. I stopped for a second, started again and i just couldnt do it, it was gonna make me gag. You know when u drink salt water at the beach by accident. Well picture that but with another dimension to it. I couldnt handle it. I've endured much worse smells with this other girl i dated, but this wasnt even the smell really it was this taste that was intolerable for more than 3 seconds. I prob shoulda used my brain and fingered her or somethin. But i tried to just start doin it with her, and she wasnt gonna let that slide. She asked me, and she knew i was bs'ing her. So i had to admit it. I knew it was gonna make her upset but i figured since we been goin out for a yr and half it would be just like a small thing and shed forget it a few mins later. Little did i know she was like devastated over it. i apologized like a million times and she keeps saying shes not mad at me, shes just really uncomfortable andembarrased right now.

She wanted to see me the next night, which was last night actually. And she was all nice on the phone, but as soon as she saw me she was all upset again. I ask her wats wrong and she started crying and saying she thought i was gonna do somethin special with her and make her feel good. i guess she wanted to go out to dinner or somethin i dunno. I just said hey r u hungry wanna go get a slice or pizza somewhere. So then we went for a walk and she calmed down. We went back to my house and watched tv and then had sex and it turned otu ok, but she didnt want me goin down on her.

Do u guys think shell get over this, or will this be like a cancer to the realtionship and it will never be the same? She's only given me like 9 or 10 bj's ina yr and half and i go down on her like 75% of the timem so i shouldnt even feel that bad right?