Important Tip: Don't Tell Her You're Married

Dust 2 Dust

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It will ruin your chances with her unless she goes for married men. Also, take off your ring when you approach.:rockon:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Dust 2 Dust said:
It will ruin your chances with her unless she goes for married men. Also, take off your ring when you approach.:rockon:
What made you bring this up?
 

DJ1234

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Wow. And im sure telling her that you're not married and taking off the ring will make her NOT find out you are married all the while she can see the imprint left from removing your ring... :up:
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It's guys like you that give DJ's a bad name and that all guys cheat, lie, are dogs that will do anything to get sex, :mad: including....

"Important Tip: Don't Tell Her You're Married"...

Dust 2 Dust said:
It will ruin your chances with her unless she goes for married men. Also, take off your ring when you approach.:rockon:
 

steve12b

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Cheaters really are pathetic. In another world they would be knocked down very low on the social ladder, hopefully underground...

Just kidding, but seriously, cheaters are no better than common criminals in my mind. They wreak havoac on other people's lives just so they don't have to initiate a breakup. It's sad that so many people are accepting of those who deserve to be social outcasts.
 

Levex

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Right on! Don't tell her thats not really a cold sore either.

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JeeperCane

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An important tip is something like "Don't cross the streams". This just stupid.
 

Jon55

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Runner up tips include:

Eating fire is good for you.

School is always fun and never tedious.

Taking a dump on a police car is a great idea.

Mocking a bear to its face probably won't get you killed.
 
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