Unscented bathroom tissue?

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Desdinova

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I just noticed that my toilet paper is labelled as "Unscented Bathroom Tissue". WTF? Does this stuff actually come in scented versions? Who's brilliant marketing was this? Does the scented version make your ass smell like fields of flowers and lollipops?
 
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find me a link of the scented stuff so i can add it to my "things that should not exist list". please.
 
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i think i will add it between sea monkeys on mars and one size fits all.
 

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