Bootcamp has ended

I started doing the whole bootcamp thing. It was fun and interesting at first, but I've found that I don't really need to follow it. I basically apply things that I learn from the people on here by reading their sarging quest, the Tip portion of this, and other things that I've found out about myself when I go out. So from here on out, I'll just add to this. If you want to see what I did during my bootcamp (which wasn't much) feel free to do so. I usually only have moments like this when I go out, so expect to see these about every weekend or so. Each week I will try to better myself or top my last weekend.

This is basically my Friday night at the club. Using everything I've learned from this site, I come out with legitimate phone numbers email addresses and 1 girl that will not stop sending me text messages. It's pretty long, but take what you want from my experience and make it your own.

Last night me and 2 of my friends went out. One guy already knew a girl there, and of course she had a friend with her. I met one girl briefly before, so instead of shaking her hand, I hugged her. (even though this girl was clearly into my friend i initiated immediate kino)

She introduced me to her friend and even though this was the first time I met her, I hugged her also. (gave her the impression that we were long time friends, immediate kino)

Since it felt to me like we were good friends, I told the group to take a picture together, without me of course. After looking at the picture to make sure it was a nice one, I said "This is going on myspace". Both girls went crazy and starting asking me all sorts of questions. "OMG you're on Myspace? What's your user name? Make sure you send me the pictures! Request me as a friend ok." (this gives me an excuse to keep in touch with them. i also use this to get a phone number and email address. you'll see how later with 2 other girls.)

My friend and his girl disappear leaving me with my friend and the other girl. I immediately start asking her questions, but not the normal ones that people usually ask.

Me: Where do you live?
Her: I live in blah blah blah.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, I live in blah blah, so let me ask you something. Do you think the traffic there is just as bad as the traffic where I live?

She started rambling on and on and on about absolutely nothing. That one question that is probably the most stupid thing that has ever come out of my mouth took her on a rampage about nothing. My friend came to my other side and to cut her off I said, "Oh, have you met my friend so and so?" Of course she had.

Going for more kino, I put my hand around her waist and whisper into her ear "My friend is shy. (which he really is) Why don't you take him out on the dance floor and show him a good time tonight?" She of course asks my friend if he's shy and of course he agrees. Did she take him out to the dance floor? No. Why? Maybe because he's not acting like a man. Men aren't suppose to be shy. Men should take control of every situation. So what do I do. The next song comes on.

Me: Oh snap! I really like this song. (I grab her hand and take her to the dance floor)

Never asked her to dance with me, but because I seemed "Alpha" she came right along. Now some guys take dancing as an excuse to grind all over a girl. I don't grind because 1. it gets me all worked up over a dance, 2. i feel like i a pervert when i do get worked up, 3. it makes her think she's hotter than she actually is. (might be all in my head, but take that one for what it's worth)

I start to get hot, and let her know that I'm ready to leave the dance floor. she agreed. After we get off, I hug her.

Me: Thanks for the dance, even though you're not that good at it *smile*
(this was a give and take with a little ****y and it made her laugh)

I excuse myself and tell my friend to get on her. Now some of you might be thinking, "Why is this guy leaving her alone with his friend when she's clearly not into him?" There are too many girls in the club for me to be worried about one that I'm obviously gonna see again throughout the night. She's with my friend, so it's guarenteed that I'll see her. Plus it gives her the feeling that I'm not into her and she'll wonder why.

I ended up running into a girl that I'm always seeing at the club and start up a conversation with her and her 2 friends. Not much to the convo. Her friend had something in her hair so I start up some kino by removing it from her hair. Then I neg her about not brushing her hair before she left for the club.

Once again, I break out the camera and take a picture of them. In fact, I take a few pictures.

HB#1: I know you're on myspace, so you better find me and send me those pictures.
Me: You know how hard it is to find people on myspace. Why don't you take that little device you call a phone and send me the email address you use on myspace.
HB#1: What's your phone number?

I give it to her and immediately receive a message from her with her email address. This also gives me her phone number. So with one swoop, I get 3 points of contact. Phone number, email address, and myspace account.

From here, I start a conversation with her friend. The usual crap, but I cut the conversation short.

Me: My friends are probably looking for me, so I'm gonna take off.
HB#2: No... you gotta come dance with us.
Me: How do you know I can dance?
Her: I saw you on the dance floor with that girl, so I know you can. Who was she?
Me: Huh? I don't know how to dance. (not answering her question) I can two step but that's about it.
Her: Well come dance with us.
Me: Later, I promise. (and I walk away from them)

I meet back up with my friends, and start receiving text messages from the girl that was begging me to dance. Each time I would take my phone out and smile, even if the message was nothing. The girl gets curious.

Her: What could you possibly be reading that has you all smiles?
Me: A new friend.
Her: Oh really? Who is she?
Me: Who said she was a she?

As if perfect timing, the girl who sent the text messages, walks up behind me and wraps her arms around my waist.

HB#2: I've been sending you messages and you didn't respond to one.
Me: My bad. I've been sitting here talking to my friends. HB#2, this is Her, Her this is HB#2.
HB#2: So you gonna come dance with me now or what?
Me: Well, I'll dance with you, but not on the dance floor. It's too hot out there.

This keeps me in eye view of the other girl, and girls are very jealous creatures. After the dance, I do something different that I didn't do with the other girl. But I made sure she saw me. I gave her a hug, but then kissed her cheek and thanked her for the dance.

Now, my friend is still very into this girl, but you can see that she's not really into him. I'm really trying to figure out why, then it hits me. He's showing her too much attention. He held on to her like they were really together. When she went to the bathroom, he sat there waiting for her to come out. She said she wanted a drink and he ran off to go get it. I felt really bad for him.

Me on the other hand, I told the girl I was with that I wanted to go get a drink. I made her come with me. By this point I was drinking water. (even if you don't frequent a specific club or bar, always go to the same bartender) I frequent this club and always run a tab, so the bartenders know me by name. Instead of waiting in line, I always go to the side of the bar, and they immediately ask me what I want to drink. I asked for bottled water and this is something they give to me free. Basically this social proofs the hell out of me.

Bartender: Wussup blah blah? What do you want to drink? LA Water or Long Island?
Me: Wussup blah blah? No, I just need 3 bottles of water. (I see my friend still waiting in line, but by the time I see him, I already have my drinks and the bartender is on his way to another group. If I would have known, I would have just asked him what he was getting and put it on my tab so he wouldn't have to wait)

I take a bottle, give her a bottle, and head back to the girl that's waiting on my friend. I'm leading the girl through the crowd by holding her hand. This gives her the impression that we're together. Also lets her know that I'm in charge. Alpha status. After we get back to the other girl, she's still waiting on my friend.

Me: You're still sitting here waiting huh?
Her: Yeah
Me: You should have just gone with him. Now you're sitting over here all homely looking because you're by yourself.

(a guy walks up behind her and says something to her. she shakes her head no)
Me: Excuse me, but she's talking to me right now (and I grab her hand and pull her closer to me)
Him: My bad, I didn't know.
(alpha status again)
Her: Thank you.
Me: Anyway, well, I could give you my extra bottle of water, but then it would be like he went over there for nothing, and I can't do that to him. ( i pull the other girl closer to me and walk away not even wanting to hear her response)

The other girls friend wants to leave about this time. I walk them to the door. Give her a big hug and kiss on the cheek.

Fast foward to after the club. They have a resturant close to the club and we always go there afterwards for breakfast. We get a table and conversations resume.

Her: You look really nice in your suit tonight
Me: To that, I'd have to say you have great taste and thank you. (I take a look at her) I wish I could say the same about you, but I don't really know what you're wearing.
Her: So you didn't check me out tonight?
Me: *laughs* No, can't say that I did, but tell you what, I'll check you out now and decide if you look nice or not. (she's sitting down and has on my friends jacket) stand up and let me take a look at you
(she stands up) take off the jacket. it's covering you up. (she takes off the jacket and hands it to me. I take a look)
Her: Wait... maybe this is what you want to see. (she turns around and sticks out her butt)
Me: Oh, so you just automatically assume I'm a booty person huh? (she has on really short shorts and has really nice legs) Well, now that I've checked you out.. I've gotta say that you look really nice and you have some killer legs too.
Her: Really? Thank you so much. (i then help her put my friends jacket back on and walk away)

Fast forward to us in the parking lot getting ready to part our seperate ways.

My friend is talking to her while she's sitting in the car and I'm standing off to the side for the most part waiting on him to come get in the car so we can leave.

Him: So, can I get your phone number so I can give you a phone call sometime? (mistake, don't ask a girl if you can have her phone number. tell her to give it to you)
Her: Well, why don't you give me yours and I'll give you a call sometime
Him: ok, it's blah blah blah. (mistake, if a girl won't give you her phone number tell her it was nice meeting her and walk away. cut your loses, be a man and accept the fact that she just wasn't into you)
Her: Ok, i'll call you sometime. (she looks towards me) hey you! aren't you gonna give me a hug goodbye?
Me: *laughs* well, if you really want a hug, come over here and get it
(she gets out of the car and walks over to me and gives me a big hug)
you feel better now?
Her: Yeah, thank you.
Me: It was nice meeting you. You guys be safe heading home. (I walk off to my car)

That was the entire night. Take what you want from this. It was long, but hopefully you can learn from my experience.

I'm a little confused.

That was some awesome work in the club dude. Fantastic.

I guess what I am confused about is why you played tight game, so tight in fact that you blew your friend out of the water... and then at the end of the night left her to him.

Surely at some point you should have made a choice and either told your friend that you are taking the shot or backed out of the game completely...

I get the point that leaving her with you boy was reserving her, but it doesn't sound that your boy was in on the game... infact it sounds that he might have designs on her and might take it a bit weird if you end up going her...

Sounds like maybe you cut both your throats...

Is there something I am missing here?

JJ

Jay Jay said:

That was some awesome work in the club dude. Fantastic.

I guess what I am confused about is why you played tight game, so tight in fact that you blew your friend out of the water... and then at the end of the night left her to him.

Surely at some point you should have made a choice and either told your friend that you are taking the shot or backed out of the game completely...

I get the point that leaving her with you boy was reserving her, but it doesn't sound that your boy was in on the game... infact it sounds that he might have designs on her and might take it a bit weird if you end up going her...

Sounds like maybe you cut both your throats...

Is there something I am missing here?

JJ

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You might be right. Maybe I did cut both our throats. But then again, maybe she will call him and they'll hook up. As of right now, she's a friend on my myspace and has already sent a couple messages. Personally I don't care one way or another. There are too many girls in the world for me to worry about one. Now, as far as my friend goes, if she does just happen to send me a message telling me that she wants to go out, I'm not sure what I'll do. I'm honestly not even thinking about it at this point. My whole goal was to go out and have fun. At the same time I learned a lot about myself and women and I'm trying to pass those things on to others.

Total respect dude. Wasn't trying to criticise you.

But in the interest of facilitating the learning process I would suggest not using your mates as pawns.


JJ

Here is a recap of my weekend. Like I said before, I'm not into sarging so this is how I go about getting girls. Not all of my post are gonna be success stories. I fail sometimes. When I fail, I fail bad. The point of these is to live and learn. I'm analyzing what I did, and try to figure out how I could go about it a different way. Dating is the same routine every single time. I guarentee you've been in similar situations over and over again. The point is to remember what you did the last time. Excel on those things that went well and stay away from the things that jacked your night up.

Friday my friend and I decided to head to Vegas for a night. We got a late start and ended up getting there around 9:30. Fast forward to the club. We meet our friends at the bar. Including myself there was a total of 2 girls and 6 guys. We get to the club and there is a line out of this world. The guy says it's gonna be about a 45 minute wait. We opt for the VIP. The cheapest bottle is $325. (Quick tip. If you're ever out and trying to decide if you wanna go VIP, don't do it. Definately not worth it. You'll see why later.)

So we're up in VIP and there is absolutely no single women up there. Every girl we saw was with a group of people celebrating something. We spent most of our time downstairs with people who waited in line.

Anyway, we're downstairs and I see two girls dancing. (HB6.5 and HB7) I was drunk as hell by this point and once again, I opened with the dumbest thing I could think of.

Me: You know what.. We can do absolutely anything we want on this dance floor and it would be cool.
HB7: Why is that?
Me: Because, WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS!!! WHOOO!!
HB7: *laughing*

and we start dancing. Her friend is lonely, so I'm switching between the both of them. Basically trying to feel them both out. See if they're gonna fight to keep my attention to themselves. It works. As I start dancing with one, the other starts to feel me up or holding onto me tightly and grinding a little too much. Usually I don't do the whole grinding thing because of the "dance floor wood" factor, but I was seriously too drunk to get a boner.

So I go into DJ mode and start trying to figure out how I can turn this is to a menage or get one to feel comfortable leaving with a complete stranger. I need to talk to build up some rapport.

Me: It's hot as hell on this dance floor. Come with me to get a bottle of water. (it really was hot. there were flame throwers over our head.)
HB7: No. That's alright. Just come back when you're done. (obviously low interest, but did I realise this? yes. did i come back anyway? yes. mistake? yes)

So I stayed the entire night dancing with this chick. No conversation. Obviously lots of kino, but touching alone is not gonna get you what you want. You have to put all the things you've learned on this site together. C&F, Negs, Kino, etc. So from here you can see how the night ended. They ended up leaving early before the club even closed. Without me of course and I went back to my hotel room lonely and very drunk.

The lesson here is when you're in a club environment, and you meet a girl on the dance floor. Isolate her. Get her away from the dance floor. Use your DJ skills to close. If you stay on the dancefloor all night, the only thing you have going for you in kino. Obviously too loud to talk, so there is no C&F, no conversation, no negging.

Constructive critism is always wanted.

I guess in my night of drinking I ended up texting a girl I met about a week ago telling her that I wanted to see her after I got back from Vegas. Mistake on my part for drunk texting, but she has a very high interst level so it didn't backfire.

So on my way back, I get a phone call from her asking what we were gonna do. How she couldn't wait to see me, blah blah blah. I've been wanting to see one particular movie for a while, so I said we'd go see a movie. (notice I was a man and made a decision)

(after the short details)
Me: Alright, I need to get off this phone so I can concentrate on driving. I'll give you a call when I get in.
Her: Ok... wait.. Do I need to get a babysitter or is it alright if I bring my son along. (I knew before hand she has a 2 y/o)
(my exact words)
Me: Ummm... Wow... Ummm.. I just met you, so I don't think it would be a good idea for me to be meeting your son so soon.
Her: Alright, I'll see if I can get my parents to watch him or something.

Fast forward to after I made it home. I text her telling her to give me the address so I can come pick her up. Her reply was that she couldn't get a babysitter and was wondering if it was ok if she could bring him. I didn't reply. Almost immediately I get a phone call and it's her.

Me: Wussup?
Her: Yeah, not sure if you got my text or not, but I can't find a babysitter. Is it alright if I just bring him along?
(my exact words)
Me: Ummm.. Wow.. Ummm.. Sure, why not. (mistake)
Her: Great! Well, since I have a car seat, I'll just meet you there.
Me: Ok, meet me there at 7.

Fast forward to me at the theatre. Now, movie dates are already a bad idea for first dates. Movie dates with a 2 y/o kid are even worse. Now, if I wasn't so damn tired from driving to Vegas, drinking all night, then driving home the next day, I would have opted for a night of cosmic bowling or something. So, we get in the theatre, grab our seats and the madness begins. The movie hasn't started yet, but the kid is singing loud as hell to the music they were playing. Talking loud. Screaming for no reason. Not to mention there isn't much conversation going on between me and her. I think she was a little embarressed.

After the movie starts, the kid is still screaming and singing and talking, so she picks him up and takes him outside. A good 20 minutes go by and she's still not back. I get a text. "He's just being fussy because it's past his bedtime. I'll be back in once he goes to sleep." 15 minutes later she comes back in and he's knocked out. We finish watching the movie.

I walk them to the car. She puts him in the seat. Now is my time to shine. I can talk now. (if you guys didn't learn anything from my night in vegas, talking is key. it doesn't matter what the hell you talk about.)

She's wearing glasses so I take them off her face and hold them up to my eyes.

Me: Oh wow. You're blind as hell girl.
Her: *laughing* I know.
Me: *looks up to the sky* Oh wow.. Is that Venus? *her laughing* Alright, let me give you these back. *she puts them back on*
Ok... now tell me my future.
Her: *laughing* shut up. *hits my arm*
Me: Owww.. That wasn't no love tap girl. I'd hate to get in a fight with you.
Her: *still laughing*

Anyway, it goes on like this for a little while and I'm cold and tired, so I tell her I need to take off. I give her a nice hug and a kiss on the cheek. After I get on the road, I get a text message from her.

"Sorry I wasn't talking too much tonight. I'm just shy. I'm glad you finally came to see me. You're so busy I didn't know when I would see you again. I wish we could have talked a bit more, but I know you're tired. Get home safe and call me."

Lesson learned. Don't make the movie theatre a first date. Don't make movie theatres a first date with a 2 y/o. Don't show up to the date tired as hell. But, if you're stupid enough to go through all of that, feel the situation out. This could have easily been a f-close if I would have stuck around a little longer. At the same time, there will always be other nights.

Constructive critism is always welcome

I'm not sure where I'm going with this. I guess I'm just keeping a blog and paying attention to the things that worked and the things that didn't. At the sametime this can probably be used as a guide on what to do and what not to do for others.

Went out to the club last night. Met a girl there that I've been talking to for about 2 weeks now(we'll call her #1). The whole saying "Don't take sand to the beach" is so very true.

When I got there, she was there alone. No friends so she was feeling pretty lonely. People always think they need to bring a group of friends with them when they go out or they can't talk to women or just have fun. Not true. I'm basically just a fun person to be around and that brings others that I don't know to want to be around me.

Anyway, I walk around with my drink, smile and catch a couple of eyes and smiles back. I see #1 sitting down. There are a couple of girls sitting close to her but not with her. As I approach her, I lock eyes with the other girls. Since I'm smiling they smile back. After I reach #1, I give her a big kiss on the cheek and make it a point to emphasize the "MUAH". I can see the other girls looking but trying not to stare.

I walk away and continue to have fun in the club. The music is really nice and I'm really getting into it. Who would have thought that just having a lot of fun would bring girls to you? I get approached by two girls. One which was sitting next to #1. (we'll call her #2 and her friend #3) The conversation goes like this.

#2: Hey
Me: What's going on?
#2: Nothing much. Why are you all dressed up?
Me: This is dressed up? *shrugs*
#2: You just come from a wedding or something?
Me: *laughs* yeah, I just got married
#3: No you didn't, where's your ring
Me: If I'm gonna be interrogated like this, I think I should first be read my rights.
#2&#3: *laughing*
Me: It's kinda loud in here... lets go outside to the smoking area so I don't lose my voice from yelling
*we get outside*
#2: So who was that girl you were with
Me: Depends on when and where you saw me
#3: You're a player huh?
Me: *smiles*
#2: So who was she?
Me: I'm sorry, what did you say your name was
#2: Oh... I'm #2 and this is #3
Me: It's nice to meet both of you. The girl you saw me with is one of the sweetest girls I've met since I've lived here and she is a good friend of mine.
#2: Just a friend?
*out comes #1*
Me: Well speak of the devil. #1, this is #2 and #3. These two seem to be very curious of you and our relationship. *#3 starts to say something about her not being curious, but I cut her off* Well it was nice meeting you two. #2, you owe me a dance for all those questions. I'll catch up with you later alright?
#2: Ok... make sure you don't forget though

(i remained in control of the conversation the whole time. even up to the point where her friend was about to jack things up. i didn't answer all of their questions and the questions i did answer were on my own terms.)

That's the only conversation of the night I can really remember word for word. Alcohol is a powerful thing. Anyway, me and #1 dance and talk. Her friends show up and I do another solo mission. As I'm walking around I come across one of my friends girls. She clearly drunk and I'm getting there really fast. So I don't go overboard I start to give a drink that I just bought away. She says no and takes it from me. Then she asks if i want to dance. Of course I do. We dance for a little while. She's really not a good dancer and I'm starting to get bored with her. #1 walks up behind me and starts dancing. I introduce those two and my friends girl gets the point and excuses herself.

As me and #1 are dancing, I lean down and give her a kiss on the cheek and without pulling away completely, I kiss her lips. She gives me this shocked look and I smile. I lean in again and kiss her, but this time she kisses back.

#1: You do realize you just kissed me right
Me: *shrug* Ok
#1: You gonna remember this in the morning?
Me: I dunno... Guess we'll find out in the morning

(waiting until the end of the night to kiss a girl is stupid. kiss whenever you feel like kissing. i think it's cheesy and like something out of a movie to wait until the end of the night to kiss a girl. if the vibe is good, kiss her)

I pawn her off on her friends and run another solo mission. I start to feel the music again and start to really get into it. #2 and #3 find me.

#2: I thought you were gonna find me and dance with me
Me: I never said I'd find you. I said I'd catch up with you.
#2: Well do you wanna dance
Me: Umm... not right now. Later ok?
#2: Yeah... sure
Me: Really... Pinky swear ok?
*she really gets a kick out of the fact that I still pinky swear*

(do not give into girls wishes easily. you are the prize and if you think that way, they'll continue to chase you until they get you)

I go to the opposite side of the club and continue to dance by myself. I see one of the tallest asian girls ever and approach her.

Me: You are by far one of the tallest asian women I have ever seen
*I have no idea what she said and I'm not sure if it was because I was drunk or she was drunk, but we start to dance*

(this probably wasn't the best thing to open with. of course she's tall so imagine how many other guys have said this before you. notice things about her that isn't obvious)

I back off, but continue to dance near her. Almost immediately another girl comes over and wants to dance. I dance with her for about half a song when another girl comes over and literally pulls me away from her. I thought this was so hilarious and ended up just walking away from that area.

(i'm honestly not sure how the hell this happened. it's never happened before. i'm trying to figure out what the hell i did to make this happen so i can do it again.)

As I'm walking back to the other side I run across #2 again and she is all smiles. I finally give her the dance she had been asking for. I really wanted to close this one so I invited her back to the smoke area so we could talk. We make our way through the club and as soon as we get outside, here comes #1.

#1: Where have you been? I've been looking for you and texting you
Me: For real? i must not have a signal in here.
*#2 is frustrated at this point*
#2: Well, I guess I'll leave you two alone
Me: I'll catch up with you later
#2: yeah... you said that before

(talking to multiple women in the same area is stupid. don't do it. i could have easily messed up what i had with #1. i clearly messed things up with #2. if you feel you can pull it off, i recommend you close early)

I cut my loses on this one. Me and #1 sit down and start to talk.

#1: You've been with that girl the whole time huh? That's why I couldn't find you
Me: What? Are you serious?
#1: Well, I'm not your girlfriend so I guess I can't be mad
Me: Ummm.. ok.

(fast forward)
We dance some more and ended up leaving to get something to eat. I was dead tired by this point. I wanted to go home with her, but wasn't sure how to go about it. This is what happened.

Me: Man, i am tired as hell
Her: You're gonna drive back home (i live about an hour from this place)
Me: well eventually I'll have to drive home right?
Her: You know what I meant
Me: no. i'm gonna sleep in the parking lot. i'm too tired to be driving home

*this is where her friend puts the bug in her head that she should just let me stay at her place... JACKPOT!!*

Her: Well, do you wanna stay at my place?
Me: I'm really happy that you care about my saftey and well being
Her: *laughs*

She parked on one side and I parked on the other. So I offered to take her to her car so I could follow her home. We get to her place and I pass out on the couch. Alcohol is a powerful thing.

Alright.. I just got back from the club. Obviously no f-close or I wouldn't be here, but I wanted to do this while everything was fresh in my head.

The whole purpose of me going out tonight was because a mutual friend and her sister's birthday get together was tonight. At the same time, there was another friend that asked me to come out tonight. I'll start by giving a little background on that.

*this is my first contact since i met her from about 2 week ago from earlier this week*

Me: American Idol is hilarious!!
Her: I know it is... by the way, who is this?
Me: If I told you that you had nice legs, would you hold them against me? (the day I met her, I told her she had nice legs)
Her: LoL... Kevin!! How are you? How was Vegas?

From here the conversation goes into me inviting her out to the club on Friday. She says she can't because she's going there on Saturday and asks me to come on that day. I decline.

Fast forward to today. I get a phone call from my friend letting me know that our mutual friend and her sister are having a get together at the same club on Saturday. I'm game.

When I arrive at the club there is a line. As I'm walking to the end, I see her (#1), but I'm on the phone talking to another friend. She greets me with a hug and starts to introduce me to her friends when the birthday girl calls my name. I excuse myself and walk further down the line to greet the birthday girl. I hug her and talk for a brief moment, but I'm still on the phone so I excuse myself again. I finish up my conversion with my friend and come back to the birthday girls. Explain the situation and they ask if I want to wait in line with them. I decline. I go back to #1 and she says how I'm rude for ignoring her. I explain the situation and she asks if I want to wait in line with her. I decline.

Fast forward again. I'm inside the club with my friend. He's a really shy person and I've been trying to do everything I can to get him to unwind. So far nothing is working. I even tried to play a game with him. "Let's see who get the most rejections tonight. Whoever gets rejected by the most girls tonight owes the other one a drink." He agreed, but didn't approach anyone. For the most part he was upset all night because #1 brought her boyfriend with her. (#1 is a girl we met about 2 weeks ago. Her story is above, so i won't explain the situation.) He kept saying how he didn't feel right because he hadn't been drinking since he had to drive home. It helps, but you do not need alcohol to have fun.

Anyway, she had about 10 people with her. Maybe 7 who were females. I carried a conversation with all of them. Feeling them all out. One seemed to be fun, so I told her that I wanted to dance with her. She happily came along. We dance and dance some more. Then I notice a ring. I figure she's fun, so I'll use her to get other girls. (no woman likes a guy who's not wanted by another woman in the club.. weird huh?) By this time #1 comes along and starts to dance behind me. Both seem to be fighting for my attention which was funny because one is married and the other has her boyfriend in the club with her.

Moving along. I thank married girl for the dance and run a solo mission. My friend catches up with me and it turns into a tag team. He really wasn't having a good time, so I wanted to show him how easy it was to talk to women. I head to the smoking area. I love this place because you can hear the music and hold a conversation with girls in this area, as long as you don't mind the smoke.

As I'm outside, I'm looking around and JACKPOT a girl opens me.

Her: OMG!! You look really nice tonight
Me: You have really good taste. Thank you.
Her: What's your name?
Me: blah blah blah you?
Her: So and so
Me: You're not gonna introduce your friend
Friend: My name is blah blah
Me: This is my good friend so and so... It's nice to meet you both.
Her: You look really nice tonight
Me: As opposed to another night where I look like crap?
Her: I haven't seen you any other night so I wouldn't know
Me: Well I guess we'll have to see eachother again so you can critique how I dress. *I step back and take a glance* You look pretty nice tonight too.. Let's take a picture *we take a picture* This is going on myspace girl
Her: you're on myspace?
Me: Isn't everybody... it's the new AOL and it's free!
Her: Look me up and send me the picture
Me: Give me your number and i'll text you for your email address

(i've used this one a lot and it seems to work every time. everybody is on myspace and carrying a camera definately has it's benefits. I use this about 2 more times through the night)

Fast forward. The girl I was dancing with earlier finds me and we dance some more. She is really working it and sweat drips from my forehead. She wipes it away and I thought that was the sweetest thing ever. I find out it's her friends birthday, so I invite them to come do shots with me. The bartender is female which is good. I tell her I want 4 girlie shots. The more girlie the better. We take the shots and I get a big hug and kiss on the cheek from #1.

Me: Don't let your boyfriend see you doing that
Her: *looks around*
Me: You've already done it so it's too late now. *looks at her hair* You've been having a really good night huh? *her hair is starting to frizz around the roots*
Her: Yeah... you always notice that. My hair is naturally curly so when I dance, I sweat and it starts to come back
Me: Really... I got a weakness for curly hair. Next time we meet up, you should wear it curly.
Her: You like curly and nice legs huh? Well, the next time we meet up, we'll see about me wearing my hair curly
Me: You taking notes on the things I like and dislike? *no answer* Alright, well you guys have fun. Save me another dance alright?
Her: Just let me know when you're ready

I really thought this was crazy seeing that her boyfriend was there. I really liked dancing with married girl, and went off trying to find her. No luck though. This could have been an easy close so maybe next time.

While looking for married chick, I wonder outside. I see two girls sitting and notice one that had been catching my eye all night. Funny how she wasn't the one I ended up closing.

Me: You guys have a light?
Girl 1: I don't have a light, but you can use my cigarette
Me: Thank you
Girl 2: You look really nice tonight
Me: wow... you just made my day. I wasn't too sure about this tie, but I guess it works huh
Girl 2: Nooooo you look really really nice.. I love the entire outfit. you definately came to impress
Me: So did i impress?
Girl 2: Oh yeah
Me: Thank you. you guys look nice too. since we all look so nice, let's make a kodak moment *we take a picture* ohhhh...
Girl 1: What? It came out bad?
Me: No... but I'm gonna need your consent.. Both of you
Girl 1: For what?
Me: cause this is going on myspace girl!
Girl 1: OMG you're on myspace... what's your name
Me: well my name is blah blah... but my myspace is different
Girl 1: Well do you have a pen
Me: Pen? Who the hell carries pen's nowadays? Here just take my card. *i actually gave her my card and she was gonna give me her something.. whether that be a email address or phone number i don't know.... how dumb could i be?*

Fast forward. Nothing else really happened while in the club. I get outside the club and I see her with a group of people. I'm scared to approach. I wait and wait and eye them all. Definately more than 3 seconds. At this point, I literally grab my balls and say, I'm gonna do this. I approach, and both girls are actually happy to see me.

At this point, I'm trying to figure out how I can get her number. We bs for a while and it finally comes up.

Her: let me see those pictures you took from earlier
*i show the pictures*
Her: I got your card, so i'm gonna get in touch with you. is your email address on it?
Me: you have my card? no you don't!
Her: you don't remember giving it to me
Me: ummm... no *she show's me the card* ohhhh hell no!! *i snatch the card*
Her: what? you're gonna take your card back
Me: yeah! i don't give out my card to girls i meet in the club.. it has my work phone number on it, and i don't know you well enough for you to be calling my office. here.. put your number in my phone and i'll call you

(this actually worked and i couldn't believe it.. i would have thought she'd be like just give me your number.. blah blah blah... but she didn't. she took my phone and put her number in)

Her: I'm gonna call my phone because i still want your number *she calls and verify's my number* you're ###-#### right?
Me: you get that many numbers tonight or something
Her: noooo... i'm just making sure
Me: yeah.... sure...

We b/s for a little longer. We talk about my friend and him being shy. She talks about how she had to practice on not being shy. I'm actually surprised because she's a cute girl and I can't see how she would be shy. She explains how she was shy all through highschool and had to practice by talking to people. She said some of the same things that I learned from this group. Talk... eye contact.. smiling.. This is coming from a woman and it was weird because the whole time she kept eye contact with me, while i was unconsciencely keeping eye contact with her and didn't notice until she brought it up (she had nice eyes so it wasn't hard). Never once looked away. I exit. Over all I would consider tonight a good night as far as confidence and closes. I didn't approach as many as I wished I had, so that's something I need to work on. I say this now, but next time I'm gonna try to talk to every cute girl I see and find out where it gets me. I really wanna start doing opinion openers so that's something I'm gonna concentrate on next time. I haven't tried it yet, but I think it's probably the best way to open with a girl. Girls always want their opinion on something heard.

Alright... a little update on this weekends mission. I got two phone numbers on Saturday (see above stories). I'm gonna start with Sunday and work my way up to today.

Sunday, I was suppose to go bowling with a girl I've been kinda seeing. Got the time and destination and was all set. Got a phone call around 2pm and the conversation goes like this.

Her: I'm not feeling well. My stomach has been bothering me, so is it alright if we reschedule
Me: Well, what day did you have in mind?
Her: What day is good for you
Me: I'm not really sure. I'm extremely busy for the next 3 weeks (very true statement)
Her: Well, just let me know when you're not busy
Me: Alright then. I hope you feel better
Her: You mad?
Me: No... Why?
Her: It just seems like you don't wanna see me
Me: No... I really have a lot coming up these next few weeks.
Her: Alright... call me ok
Me: Alright then

So... seems like there is some attraction there right?
Fast forward to Monday, I wake up puking and crapping everywhere. I go to the hospital and spend most of my time puking and crapping there. Definately a good day. I get home and pass the hell out.

Fast forward to Tuesday. I wake up and there is a missed text from a girl I've hung out with. She has a boyfriend so I'm not really caring too much about her. Basically she was just saying hello and asking how my Monday was going. Tuesday night, I give a call to the girl I've been talking to. She seemed busy and said she was having dinner with her parents that night and that she would call me back. No biggie. I text the other two girls I got numbers from. Now the whole reason I got their number was because of myspace. We'd take a picture and I'd say "This is going on Myspace" instant number close and that was that.

One girl was literally a hit and run. The conversation was quick. No rapport built up. I was drunk for the most part and was being silly if not anything else. Eitherway, she gave me her number and I said I would call her.
The other girl, I actually built up a little rapport with. She's in school to be a nurse and was out with her associates. Blah blah blah. Got her number using the same line. (had to get my card back first)

So... text both of them with the line "If I was to request you as a friend on myspace, would you approve me?" No reply from both. I was actually pretty bumbed about this one. Both were cute and one lived really close by. Now that I think about it, I probably should have just called. Too late now. Maybe I'll give a call someother time and see if I get the same treatment. If so, it's their lost and not mine.

Sent a text message to the girl who text me Monday.

Me: i'm sick... come take care of me
Her: what's wrong... you have a cold?
Me: I wish it was just a cold. anyway, tell me something about your day that made you smile
Her: i'm sorry, i hope you feel better. my best friend emailed me today. i haven't talked to her in a while. my boyfriend called to let me know he was thinking of me and loved me. my boss told me how much he appreciated my hard work. how about you. what made you smile today
Me: can't think of anything original to ask me? since the answer is no, your question will go unanswered. have a good night
Her: whatever... good night
Me: awww poor baby.. don't be getting all butt hurt on me. it was a joke. but i'm really going to bed. nite nite
Her: *no response... guess she was really butt hurt... no biggie to me though*

Wednesday morning, sent mass text messages to every female I know wishing them a happy valentines day. This was definately premature, because if I had been thinking I would have said something along the lines of "Happy Pointless Money Spending Holiday" instead of "Happy Valentine's Day". I really hate this holiday, and the first line could have been used as funny because a lot of girls think it's just as pointless as I do. Anyway, got responses back from almost every girl so far. I dont' get signal at work so I'll have to wait until I leave to get the rest.

First girl. My neighbor/friend.
Her: Same to you too! How are you feeling? Any better?
Me: yeah... feeling a lot better. what are you gonna buy me or take me?
her: I'm gonna cook you a hamburger... my specialty
(the joke behind this is, she had food poisoning about 2 weeks ago because of a hamburger. i had something along the same lines monday)

Second girl. Girl I've been talking to:
Same to you (actually surprised by this one, but just so she doesn't think she's special, i sent the same message to her friend who she also works with)

Her friend:
Happy V-Day to you too!

Other friends:

Happy Valentine's Day to you too. *one went on to say "I hope you get lucky"

So this is where I'm at today. I'll be glad when I start this trip so I can take my mind off of everything for a while.

Alright... here's the deal. Got off of work and received 4 text messages from the girls I sent a V-Day message to earlier. One of them was a response from last nights message. "If I was to request you as a friend on myspace, would you approve me?"

I ended up calling one of the girls I sent a message to, and turns out this chick is lonely as hell. I've known her for a while now, but we never really hung out until my New Year party. She was always cool, but never thought to get on her until recently. Anyway, I call and we talk. Blah blah blah... my job... my life.. blah blah blah.. nothing to do... so on and so forth. After all that, I jumped straight to the point and set something up for this weekend. I leave Sunday, so it would have to be one of two days. So gold star for that one.

Now the girl that I sent the "myspace" text to via phone, text me back wondering who i was. I could call back and be like, it's so and so, blah blah blah, but I don't wanna set something up with her for this weekend. Already have plans. So, I think I'm gonna play the "I'm busy role" (which is true) and set something up for when I get back. Now this could play two ways. She could be interested in finding out who I really am, and agree, or flake. Doesn't really matter to me either way, but only way to know is if I go for it. So we'll see what happens and I'll keep you all posted.

On to the girl that I've kinda been seeing. At this point, I am honestly confused about this girl. I might have been half asleep or something, but I could have sworn that I sent her a V-Day comment this morning on her myspace. If I did, then she obviously deleted it. Not really sure what that's all about and by no means will I call her and be like "yo wtf". Myspace ain't that serious, but it definately has me curious about who else she might be seeing. Definately has me curious. Since the day I first met her, my phone would blow up with text messages and phone calls through out the day. This week... nothing.. I call her and I get blown off. Actually reminds me of what I did to her.

Anyway, we'll see what happens and I'll keep you all posted

Here's the deal. I was suppose to have a friend come through yesterday. Typical woman, she flaked. Didn't call and didn't answer her phone. Definately a punch to the gut. The girl that I had been talking to sent me a text message after about a week. Call her. No answer. Another punch. So, I decide to head out to the club.

Get to the club and feeling really good about myself. Bartender is taking care of me as usual. I'm walking around and I get a couple of glaces. Get a couple of compliments on my suit. Hold a few small conversations with some girls. Nothing big at all. In all honesty, this was a very off night for me. Very off. I'm not sure what the hell was going on tonight. Everything I said wasn't the right thing. At one point, I opened some girl by asking for a light and we talked for a bit. The usual boring crap. She's asking questions about what I do, where I live, and everytime I would lie with a C&F and turn the conversation back on her. She was a high school teacher, so I ask her if she ever did any role playing in the bedroom. Naughty teacher type of thing. She had of course.

She's already seperated from her friends, but they are keeping a close eye on her. I wanna split them up more so I grab her hand and say, let's go dance. Then as we're walking away she remembers she has friends and they're like. "It's ok, we're right behind you." So now I have a group of 5. We get inside and I'm leading the way. I hate dancing on the dance floor. Especially when I'm in a really nice suit because people like to accidentally spill drinks on you when you're dancing. One of her friends kept insisting that we get to the middle of the dance floor. As I'm dancing with her friend, the girl grabs her and takes her away from me. She tries to pull me with her, but I refuse to go.

From here everything spirials downward. Every single girl I talk to shuts me down. Did I mention that my friend was with me? This guy does not like talking to women. At one point, I was trying to push him on girls. Every single time I would go up to a group of ladies and start talking, then bring him in. I don't like running this routine. Girls aren't dumb. They know what you're trying to do. It has never worked out for me when this happens.

Last dance is starting to come up and I see a girl sitting down while her friend is dancing. I tell my friend to go ask her to dance. He said he couldn't do it. I almost get pissed and ask him why the hell not. "I don't know... I just can't." So, I open her with "Stop being a wall flower. By just sitting here you're gonna become envious of your friend because she's dancing and you're not. Let's go dance." She immediately hops up and turns her butt to me. She's dancing and I have glass in my shoes, so I'm sliding all over the place. Finally I grab her and put my back up against the wall. Girls think they're slick. They always try to do things to get the guys di** hard. What they don't realize that this switch automatically switches off when I've been drinking. Anyway, the song ends and I'm grateful because she really didn't smell too good.

After the club we head to the cafe to get something to eat. We're seated and I'm extremely tired at this point. A group of girls across from us keep looking in our direction smiling and laughing. The conversation goes like this.

Me: What's so funny? I got a booger in my nose or something?
Girl 1: Noooo... We were just talking about how nice you look, and my friend was commenting how what she would do if she wasn't so old.
Me: Really, what would she do.
Girl 2: Oh sweetie, your ears are too young to hear that.
Me: And how exactly do you know hold old I am?
Girl 1: Well, we don't, but I know how old I am, and you're definately younger than me
Me: Well, I won't ask your age, so, I'll just leave the whole thing alone. You ladies have a good night.

As I look up two girls are walking towards my table coming from the buffet. One girl stops in her tracks causing the other one to stop behind her. She stop and stares at me. Then her friend says

Girl 1: Come on... one foot in front of the other
*girl starts to walk again*
Me: Wow... you must be pretty drunk. your friend just had to teach you how to walk again.
*girl 2 smiles... girl 1 gives me the rudest look ever*

At this point they sit down. Girl 2 is still smiling in my direction. Girl 1 turn around to see what she's looking at, sees me, then gives me another crazy look. "Wow... you have some serious daggers coming out of your eyes." Their wattress comes over and she tell her that I'm giving her a hard time being really rude and disrespectful. I'm shocked at this point. Wow! Are you serious! We frequent this place so the waitress know me by name. I'll admit, I haven't always been the nicest person when I'm at this place and this lady has pointed it out numerous times. So when she comes over, the conversation goes like this.

Me: I swear, I swear, I swear I wasn't being bad this time.
Waitress: Oh really now, well you just leave those girls alone
Me: Now, you know that I'm not always the nicest person, but I'm telling you, I didn't do anything to disrespect those ladies. This is pretty crazy actually. Why don't you just move me to a different section. That way they don't have to worry about me, see my face, and there won't be anymore problems.
My friend: Why you wanna move? Let's just stay here.
Me: No, I can't believe this just happened. They haven't seen me being an a**hole yet and if I continue to sit here they might just catch me full blown.

So they move us to a table on the other side. I grab my things and I head over. I sit down and look back. My friend is over there at their table aplogizing and kissing butt. This man didn't talk to a woman all night long, but now feels the need to open his mouth. Wow. I'm really in shock now. He comes back to my table.

Him: Aye... they said it was a misunderstanding and want us to come over and sit with them.
Me: I'm good
Him: Come on man... it was just a misunderstanding... they really want us to sit with them.
Me: You went and kissed their butt huh? aplogized for me and what not huh?
Him: Nooo... nothing like that
Me: Alright... what did you say?
Him: Just come over and talk to them.
Me: Alright
*i walk over*
Me: Hello everyone. I'm Kevin
Girl 2: Kevin, please come sit and have breakfast with us
*I take a look at girl 1 and she still seems cold*
Me: Yanno, I'm gonna pass on this one, but if my friend wants, he can join you. Honestly, I don't appreciate the way your friend handled herself earlier and even though you seem genuine, I won't feel right sitting here until I get an apology. You ladies enjoy your meal and have a safe night.

I walk back to my table and my friend is in shock. He can't believe I just said that. I explain to him that at no point should he ever apologize for my actions when it comes to women. If a woman is in the wrong, you let her know she's wrong. Don't ever say you're sorry for something she did.

So, while we're sitting there eating my phone rings. It's a girl that I cut off. The background is, we were FB's, and decided that we should just be friends. This worked for a while, but she couldn't get past the way she use to feel for me, and the way I feel about her now, so because of this, she would act very cold towards me.

Earlier she called and I had no idea who she was since I deleted her number. She couldnt' believe this. She called to let me know she was in my area in case I wanted to hang out. Of couse I wasn't home so that didn't matter.

Anyway, she calls and you can hear she's drunk. She says she's not. This goes back and forth, then she says she's gonna drive home. Not a smart idea. So I argue with her on this. Girls are good. She drew me out with alcohol. I care about this girl and definately dont' want anything to happen to her, but right when I try to show her I don't, she drew me out.

So finally, I get tired of arguing with her. Fine... drive home drunk... I don't care. I hop on the highway and start on my way back home. Got about a 45 minute drive ahead of me. By the time I make it to my friends place to drop him off, I get another call. She's on the highway headed home. Not smart. I tell her to meet me at the theatre. She gets there and tell me that she thinks she smoked some drugs tonight. Said they had a hooka at the party she was at, but she doesn't believe it was all tobacco. Not smart girl. Don't trust people you've never met at a party. So, I argue with her some more about her not driving home and she switches it.

Her: Why don't you care about me anymore
Me: Are you serious? I'm sitting in parking lot arguing with you about not driving home drunk because you could hurt yourself or worse someone else.
*tearing up*
Her: Then why did you delete my phone number?
Me: Because I feel like I'm putting more into this than I'm receiving. I don't need friends that don't act like friends. If there is no mutual respect, then you're just another number in my phone and not that I would run out of room, but it's taking up space.
*her tearing up more*
Me: Yanno what. I'm tired of this. If you wanna drive home, then by all means drive home. I hope you get home safe.
*i hop out and into my car*

I get home and about 20 minutes later I get a call from her letting me know she made it home safely.

I hope someone learned something from this. If you did, tell me what the hell it was so I can be a little more wise too. I'm at a lost on why things happened the way it did tonight. Maybe someone can clear up my actions and let me know when and where I went wrong.

Yeah, you create an entry called "Do Not Answer" in your phone book and you put the ringtone as 'Silent'. Then, when you have a number to a person you don't want to talk to anymore you stick the number under this entry.

Now you don't have to talk to anyone you don't want to. Piece of cake!

Yet another night at the club. I'm actually burned out now and really glad that I'm on a work related trip so I can get away from it all. It's only a week away, but I think when I get back I'm gonna switch it up a little bit. I have too much fun at the club, but I think I'm burned out on this particular club.

The next part is related. I got to the club early this time. I hate waiting in line. It's usually about a 20-30 minute wait depending on what time you get there. This club is really starting to blow up so we got there about an hour early. It was beautiful. When we get in line it turns out that the cost is $15 vice the usual $20 that I'm use to because we got there early.

Cashier: The cost is $15
Me: $15... what happened to the usual $20?
Cashier: It's $15 before 10:00
Me: Really.. guess I need to start getting here before 10
Cashier: Well you were here yesterday, and the week before, and the week before that, so you should have known that
Me: *mouth drops* Wow... you really cut me. I feel like a club rat now. Well since I'm here so much, you guys should put me on the permanent VIP list so I don't have to wait in these rediculous lines.
Cashier: I really wish I could sweetie, but you'd have to pay like everyone else
Me: Alright... then just give me head of the line priviledges. I don't mind paying, it's the waiting
Cashier: If I did that I'd lose my job
Me: Well you'd lose it for me so it'd be well worth it


We walk in and our usual bartender is there. We are the only people in the club besides a couple here and there. We get our drinks and walk out. The club is located in a casino so we walk around there for about an hour. Meet up with some friends and continue.

Fast forward. We get back to the club and it's still dead, but the line is starting to form up fast. We leave again and head to another club in the casino. I've never been here and now I see why. There was nothing but older ladies in this place, but 2 of the guys I was with are older so they felt at home. The music was ok. We didn't stay long and I was grateful.

Tonight is a sober night for me because I had an early flight the next morning. The music isn't that great and I'm upset by this. I'm extremely bored, so for the most part I'm walking around trying to find some trouble to get into. It doesn't go well.

Around 12:30 the music starts to get better and better. I'm getting into my groove. So basically I proved my point tonight that you don't need alcohol to have a good time. I'm dancing and having a really good time when I notice a girl taking glances at me. I smile of course. Then she mouthes something and points around. I point to my ear and wave her over and she comes.

Me: I didn't hear a word you said
Her: I said why aren't you out dancing with all these ladies?
Me: I was waiting on you to come over and ask me to dance
Her: What made you think I would ask you?
Me: You came right?

And we dance for a little while.

Her: So why aren't you dancing with anyone else?
Me: To tell you the truth, I have more fun dancing by myself than I do dancing with a woman. You ladies crack me up sometime. Yall see a guy, dance with him, get him all worked up over a dance, then leave him to go home by himself and Palm-ela.
Her: *cracks up laughing*
Me: You're laughing because you've done it before
Her: I can't help that a guy takes a dance as sexual intercourse
Me: Well it doesn't help when you guys start throwing ya butt all over him. Why do you think I'm keeping my distance from you now?
Her: Who said I would make you go home to Palm-whatever
Me: I'm going home alone tonight and it's my choice. I got an early flight in the morning
Her: Oh yeah... where are you going?
Me: to meet the president.... he invited me over to have drinks with him and **** in the white house
Her: What?
Me: I'm going to DC.. you have no idea who the VP is do you?
Her: Yeah i do... it's ummmm
Me: Don't worry about it
Her: When are you coming back?
Me: Hold on one sec... My friends are calling me over... thanks for the dance... when i come back, i'm coming for your phone number
*i walk away not waiting on a response*

Go figure I didn't see her the rest of the night. Me and my friend are opening girls left and right. It's funny cause we're getting shot down left and right also. He's obviously more immune to it than I am. After the first few rejections, I start to get a little side tracked. He continues on the prowl like nothing happened. Don't get this confused though because this guy always pulls some definate winners. We move on and open a group of ladies sitting down.

Me: Yall must be the most un-happy people in the club tonight. Wait... yall do realize it's a club right?
Girl 1: That's what I tried to tell them. They're just sitting here looking all bored
Me: Then why don't you show them how it's done. Let's go dance.

*we dance*

My friend is dancing by himself and the other girls break out their cameras. He's really into the music. I die laughing because flashes were going off left and right. This girl didn't move too well so after the song was over, I made a break for it. Said I was working up a sweat.

Her: I don't want you getting that suit all messed up, so take a break.

I walk back towards the dance floor, but not on it. I'm getting into the music again when I get a tap on the shoulder.

Girl: I know you!
Me: I don't know you! *continue dancing*
Girl: No.. I really know you!
Me: I really still don't know you! This is a fun game. Alright... I'll bite. *sarcastically* Where do you know me from?
Girl: I know you from ummm...
Me: Ok... well if we're gonna continue this game, at least tell me your name
Girl: No... I wanna guess this.. I swear I know you
Me: Well a lot of girls know me. You're cute, so I would remember if we had sex, but your hair kinda looks like something from a star wars movie
Girl: What?
Me: Nevermind
Girl: I heard you. *puts on a pouty face*
Me: Calm down lil one. It was just a joke. Well almost. *looks at her hair* Ok.. let's figure this one out together. Am I famous?
Girl: No you're not famous. But I still know you from somewhere.
Me: Alright, so you didn't see me on tv. Ummmm, must be from some club
Girl: Yeah!! It was ummm.. with so and so for a birthday
Me: Ohhhh snap... You do know me.
Girl: See... i told you! This is my friend so and so
Me: *she has a piercing in her lip* Does pain turn you on?
Girl 2: Depends... but this didn't hurt when I got it. Nice to meet you though.

My friend comes up and I introduce them to him. He's drunk as hell at this point and not really caring about anything around him. We dance for a bit and the girl says she's gonna go to the bathroom. Said she would be right back. I've used this line and had this line used on me. It never works out the way you want it to. My friend is ready to leave at this point. I have an early flight so we decide to call it a night.

I do my once around the club to make sure there isn't anything I wanted. I really wanted to find that girl again to get her number. It didn't happen. We leave and as we're walking down the stairs I glance around and 2 girls are sitting there smiling. I know them from the previous night. The girl hops up and meets me at the bottom of the stairs.

Girl: Heyyyyy.. do you remember me from last night?
Me: You were here last night?
Girl: Yeah... don't you remember my friend?

* i look around*

Me: Ohhh... yeah, I danced with you last night.. how are you guys doing?
Girl: Why are you always dressed up in suits
Me: Haven't heard that one tonight. This is who I am. I don't think I'm dressed up. If I were dressed up, I'd be in a tux.
Girl: Oh
Me: Well you two have a good night

That was my night for the most part. Pretty decent night. No number closes, yet had a good time. I'm definately burned out though. These are those times when I wished I had something steady to stay home with for a blockbuster night. Since I don't, I'll probably end up doing something more family related, but without the family. Movie nights, bowling, arcades, stupid crap like that until I feel the swing of things again. This is the plan, but I have a lot of party type friends, so I'm sure they'll break me of this very quickly. Maybe I'll step it up a notch from the family thing and do some house parties. Pick up a hobby like Salsa dancing or something. Who knows. Stay tuned though.

Alright... been a little while since an update. There hasn't been much going on. I recently came back from a business trip and immediately hopped into another project that ended yesterday. So actually going out or meeting up with "plates" ( i like this word) i'm already spinning has been out of the question.

First girl I met a while back. Things were good. Phone calls and texts everyday. We met up once for a movie date (story above), then met at the club another night. Not sure if this story is above, but basically, we had a really good night, I got drunk and she told me I could stay at her place. In my drunken state, I guess I opted to sleep on the couch. I woke up with her laying on my chest and a tit in my hand. Not a bad way to wake up, but I ended up telling her I could sleep with her on me and asked if she could go to her bed. (stupid, I know) The next day she asked if I wanted to come bowling with her and her friends. I agree, then later that day she tells me that she's not feeling good and if we could reschedule. We can, but I'm busy for the next 3 weeks.

Now in the mean time, I've tried to keep in touch with her, but she stopped returning my phone calls or my texts, so I "cut her off". Out of the blue, I get a text from an unknown number and it's her. Go figure. She's still cut off.

Another plate, is in the middle of a divorce, which is pretty damn funny to me. I've known her for a while now and just recently we started hanging out. She's one of those known "easy lays", so I've been hesitant to jump on this one. She calls every now and then, sends texts on a regular and is always up to come over and hang out. Whenever I make up my mind on this one, I'm sure it'll be an "easy lay".

Third plate, I wouldn't even say I'm spinning. She's spinning herself. She is the "I have a boyfriend, I've never done anything bad, I'm a nice good girl" type girl. This is even more funny. I get daily phone calls and texts from this girl. Always asking when we can hang out, when she can see me, telling me how cute I am so on and so forth. Constantly complimenting me and each time I always say thank you. At the same time, she's looking for a compliment, which is funny cause i never give her one.

Her: I always give you a compliment and you never give me one back
Me: Compliments are like christmas gifts, you give them because you want to. not because you expect a gift in return.

As I'm doing laundry

Her: boxers or briefs
Me: my secret... you'll just have to come find out
Her: so the next time we're out, i'm just gonna unzip you
Me: that'd be a risk you'd be taking, cause i like to go commando when i go out
Her: then it's a bonus for me

From there she talks about wanting to give me a back massage, cooking for me, how we'd make the perfect couple because the household things i hate doing, she doesn't mind doing and vice versa.

Basically, even though this girl says she has a boyfriend, who she has introduced me to, I believe once isolated this will be an easy lay.

So this is where I'm at now. Advice would be great.

So, me and my friends make plans to go out Friday night about a week in advance. It's suppose to be a big turn out. The night of, I only get one phone call to make sure things are still on. No biggie to me. I've rolled solo before.

So, fast forward to the club. I'm waiting in line and I hear "Hey stranger". I don't respond. Then I get a poke in my back. It's a girl I use to mess with then suddenly stopped hearing from. We do some small talk but nothing serious.

It's still early so the club is not really jumping yet. I get my drinks and head outside for a smoke. I see the sitting down, so I go over and chat them up some more. Now, her friend is cute, but definately on the big side. I figure I would run the jealous friend bit. I chat her friend up more than I did her.

Me: So how do you two know eachother? Yall work together?
Friend: No, I don't have a job
Me: What? How you not have a job and come to the club?
Friend: It's ladies night, so I get in free
Me: I guess you don't plan on drinking then?
Friend: Well, you don't have to drink to have fun
Me: You are absolutely right, but it makes having fun so much easier!
*they laugh*
Me: Alright, well there is a club I need to get back to, so you ladies have a good night.

At this point, I'm getting twisted very quickly, so I start to pound water. I get a couple of text messages from one of the girls that I'm suppose to meet up with. I'm guessing they're on the way in. To kill some time, I walk around outside. By the time I come back, they're at the front of the line. Now one of the girls I talk to on a regular. Her hair is naturally curly, but I've never seen it that way. I've told her about how curly hair drives me crazy. I've also told her that she has really nice legs. Go figure that tonight she has worn her hair curly and wore shorts to show off her legs.

So we all get inside and head to the bar. Tequila shots! I do not do tequila, but they push and push. At this point the alcohol is catching up with me, so to counter, I start pounding water. We dance and joke around. One of her friends looks like Eva Mendez. I chat her up a bit, but nothing really comes of it.

Curly: Let's go dance
Me: I think I'll pass
Curly: Why?
Me: Because you can't dance
Curly: You're so mean to me
Me: No I'm not. You're just too sensitive
Curly: I just don't understand why you don't wanna dance with me
Me: Calm down girl. I'm just joking with you. The reason why I won't dance with you is because you don't have a booty
Curly: I do have a butt. You've just never took the time to look
Me: Alright... I'll take a look now. Turn around and bend over
*laughs*
Let's go dance girl

We dance and while we're out there, she's making a point to push her butt on me. After the dance, I break away from the group. I meet back up with Jealous and Friend and dance with her. I make a quick break from her, but she later finds me again. At this point the alcohol is flowing through my blood. I want another drink and invite them to join me. (this is where my stupidness gets the best of me)

Fast forward. My friend shows up. I introduce him to Jealous and Friend and at this point I really need to pee. They all walk me to the bathroom and on the way there something was said between me and Jealous. I can't remember what the hell it was, but we ended up kissing for a good minute.

I come out of the bathroom and she's sitting there waiting on me. I need another bottle of water. So we're walking back towards the bar and she pulls me back.

Jealous: I wanna dance with you
Me: i need some water
Jealous: But I really wanna dance with you
Me: And I really need some water. Why don't you come over here with me and after I get my water we'll go dance
Jealous: ok

As we're walking to the bar, I run into my friend and our mutual friend. She has a friend with her. I chat them up for a bit and realize Jealous and Friend are still behind me waiting. So I invite the new friend to come grab a bottle of water with me. As we're at the bar I'm talking to New Friend and notice a big ring on her finger. Things are a no go at this point.

Me: Damn girl. I knew something was blinding me, but I didn't realize it was on ya finger
New: *laughs*
Me: Ya husband always let you run off with people you just met in a club
New: I'm not running off
Me: Yeah huh! You're at the bar with me, and I'm getting you a bottle of water. You're practically cheating right now and don't even realize it.
New: *laughs* Are you always this silly
Me: What? This ain't nothing girl! Wait until I get this water in my system, I'm gonna be all over you!
New: *laughs*
Jealous: You're making me jealous over here
Me: Are you serious? Jealous this is New. New this is Jealous and Friend

I've already cut New out of the picture, but Jealous doesn't know this. We get our waters and head over to the group. There are more girls there and they're friends of New.

They all compliment me on my suit. On and on and on. I notice Jealous sitting down waiting on me. I guess she got tired of waiting though. Some guy came and approached her and she disappeared. The group later goes to the dance floor and I see her dancing with the guy. At another point I see them kissing. Now, I don't get upset with her. I get upset with myself. Who else does this girl randomly kiss?

Anyway, the night ends and as I walk out and I see her and guy waiting on their car. Wouldn't doubt if he went home with her. Lucky bastard! I crashed over my freinds house because I was too drunk to make the hour drive home.

Overall, I had a really good night. I always make the mistake of having too much fun and not closing any numbers. So, that is what I will work on more next time.