Approaches 3-4
Tuesday 9th of January
Let’s do better at the beach this time…
My rating: 3 and a half out of 5
This is a long one, bear with me.
Today, we went out to the beach again. I needed to redeem myself after the disaster on Thursday.
I met up with a few guys in town, and we head off to the beach. This was all pretty boring for most of it, I brought my Ukulele, a great peacocking tool.
For most of the time, I sat at the beach playing the Uke, or going jumping off the jetty, either way, our group had some nice party vibes.
I didn’t approach anyone until late in the afternoon. I don’t remember there being too many opportunities, or missed opportunities, I was having a lot of fun Jetty Jumping and playing my Uke.
The first was a 2 –set
The first were these two girls(8.4,8.7ish) tanning, I have to admit, I hesitated way too long for what I would of liked, but I still strolled up to them, kept my cool, and sat down next to them. Few negs here and there, I said they weren't as friendly as I thought, they go all "Aww yes we are!” Blah blah blah, you know that sh*t.
Talked about everything, my friends, the beach, how I made an ass of myself that morning trying to hitch-hike (and that’s true).
I asked their names, one was Kate, the other was Clare. When they asked me, didn't tell them. Hehe.
Me: Hey guys *sit down with them, not facing my body towards them*
Targets: Hey, Hi/ Whatever
Me: Tanning hey? Pft! Oh you’re on of those chicks… (C&F)
Kate: Aww what’s that mean?
Clare: We’re …um adventurous
Me: I was just about to say that! You guys don’t seem adventurous and ….spontaneous
Targets: We are!
Me: Have you been in the water yet?
Targets: No
Me: Ah you guys are boring! (Neg)
Some fluff talk, can’t remember
At this point I am lying on my side, propped up by one arm, and I am facing them.
Me: Yeah, I got a Ukulele the other day! It’s my baby!
Kate: A Ukulele? Like those guitar thingos?
Clare: What’s a Ukulele?
Me: Gasp! You don’t know what a Ukulele is? I can’t even look at you now! (C&F) *look away*
Me: It’s those tiny Hawaiian guitars you know?
Targets: Oh! You play the Ukulele?
Me: Pft, no, I play the guitar. Its pretty much the same, I got the Ukulele like last week.
Targets: Oh cool, you play the guitar.
Me: Do you guys play any instruments?
Clare: Nah
Kate: I used to play the drums…but I quit
Me: Oh awesome, how come you quit?
Kate: We’ll I was getting lessons from school, and I moved schools so you know…
Me: That’s a lousy excuse! You guys are boring! (C&F) (Negs)
Some more fluff talk, can’t remember.
Me: We’ll you guys are quite interesting, I’m gonna go back to my mates now, but i’d love to get your numbers.
Targets: Yeah sure.
*Walk over to get my phone, alas, my AFC friends were all giggles and hi-fives…
Me: Hehe, don’t worry about my mates, they are still all into the “Oh good on ya buddy” stuff, but I just like meeting new people.
Targets: Giggle, ok.
They put their numbers in.
Clare: Ahh I’m too lazy, Kate, put it in.
Me: Oh, you think you’re all high and mighty huh?
Me: (To Kate) Is she always like that? Sheesh! (Neg)
Targets: Yeah haha.
Me: Well, nice meeting you, have a nice one.
Targets: Bye.
The next set were these 3 reasonably hot women. 8,8,8.5. I actually did this for my friends, but I ended up with their numbers anyway. I don't plan on contacting them. They were actually the female version of AFC, fu*k, that was so easy I felt bad doing it to someone so...innocent? Stupid? Whatever.
They were checking my mates and I out. I left a lot, hoping to direct their attention towards my mates. Worked. My mates are p*ssy, and these chicks were too. So, when I returned, I strolled up, used the "Are You Shy?" opener, got my mates to come over, and left the 6 of them together. I think my mate is meeting with one of them. Good on him.
Me: Are you shy? Cause me and my mates have been standing here for like 10 mins and you still haven’t come and said hi!
Targets: We don’t wanna get wet!
Me: Ahh you guys are losers! (C&F) That’s such a bad excuse! Well I’ll get my mates to come over yeah?
Targets: Giggles, ok.
Exit.
They hit it off.
At one point they were returning and one asked my to play a song for her on the Uke, which I pretended to consider, then shook my head slowly.
Results
5 numbers, no dates.
Tuesday 9th of January
Let’s do better at the beach this time…
My rating: 3 and a half out of 5
This is a long one, bear with me.
Today, we went out to the beach again. I needed to redeem myself after the disaster on Thursday.
I met up with a few guys in town, and we head off to the beach. This was all pretty boring for most of it, I brought my Ukulele, a great peacocking tool.
For most of the time, I sat at the beach playing the Uke, or going jumping off the jetty, either way, our group had some nice party vibes.
I didn’t approach anyone until late in the afternoon. I don’t remember there being too many opportunities, or missed opportunities, I was having a lot of fun Jetty Jumping and playing my Uke.
The first was a 2 –set
The first were these two girls(8.4,8.7ish) tanning, I have to admit, I hesitated way too long for what I would of liked, but I still strolled up to them, kept my cool, and sat down next to them. Few negs here and there, I said they weren't as friendly as I thought, they go all "Aww yes we are!” Blah blah blah, you know that sh*t.
Talked about everything, my friends, the beach, how I made an ass of myself that morning trying to hitch-hike (and that’s true).
I asked their names, one was Kate, the other was Clare. When they asked me, didn't tell them. Hehe.
Me: Hey guys *sit down with them, not facing my body towards them*
Targets: Hey, Hi/ Whatever
Me: Tanning hey? Pft! Oh you’re on of those chicks… (C&F)
Kate: Aww what’s that mean?
Clare: We’re …um adventurous
Me: I was just about to say that! You guys don’t seem adventurous and ….spontaneous
Targets: We are!
Me: Have you been in the water yet?
Targets: No
Me: Ah you guys are boring! (Neg)
Some fluff talk, can’t remember
At this point I am lying on my side, propped up by one arm, and I am facing them.
Me: Yeah, I got a Ukulele the other day! It’s my baby!
Kate: A Ukulele? Like those guitar thingos?
Clare: What’s a Ukulele?
Me: Gasp! You don’t know what a Ukulele is? I can’t even look at you now! (C&F) *look away*
Me: It’s those tiny Hawaiian guitars you know?
Targets: Oh! You play the Ukulele?
Me: Pft, no, I play the guitar. Its pretty much the same, I got the Ukulele like last week.
Targets: Oh cool, you play the guitar.
Me: Do you guys play any instruments?
Clare: Nah
Kate: I used to play the drums…but I quit
Me: Oh awesome, how come you quit?
Kate: We’ll I was getting lessons from school, and I moved schools so you know…
Me: That’s a lousy excuse! You guys are boring! (C&F) (Negs)
Some more fluff talk, can’t remember.
Me: We’ll you guys are quite interesting, I’m gonna go back to my mates now, but i’d love to get your numbers.
Targets: Yeah sure.
*Walk over to get my phone, alas, my AFC friends were all giggles and hi-fives…
Me: Hehe, don’t worry about my mates, they are still all into the “Oh good on ya buddy” stuff, but I just like meeting new people.
Targets: Giggle, ok.
They put their numbers in.
Clare: Ahh I’m too lazy, Kate, put it in.
Me: Oh, you think you’re all high and mighty huh?
Me: (To Kate) Is she always like that? Sheesh! (Neg)
Targets: Yeah haha.
Me: Well, nice meeting you, have a nice one.
Targets: Bye.
The next set were these 3 reasonably hot women. 8,8,8.5. I actually did this for my friends, but I ended up with their numbers anyway. I don't plan on contacting them. They were actually the female version of AFC, fu*k, that was so easy I felt bad doing it to someone so...innocent? Stupid? Whatever.
They were checking my mates and I out. I left a lot, hoping to direct their attention towards my mates. Worked. My mates are p*ssy, and these chicks were too. So, when I returned, I strolled up, used the "Are You Shy?" opener, got my mates to come over, and left the 6 of them together. I think my mate is meeting with one of them. Good on him.
Me: Are you shy? Cause me and my mates have been standing here for like 10 mins and you still haven’t come and said hi!
Targets: We don’t wanna get wet!
Me: Ahh you guys are losers! (C&F) That’s such a bad excuse! Well I’ll get my mates to come over yeah?
Targets: Giggles, ok.
Exit.
They hit it off.
At one point they were returning and one asked my to play a song for her on the Uke, which I pretended to consider, then shook my head slowly.
Results
5 numbers, no dates.
