Boners at bad times :mad:

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

Why am i always getting boners?! I have a gf of 2 years, get sex once a week, wank about twice a week. I'm 19 for god sake.

I can't go to strip clubs. cos I'll be walking around with a hard-on. When I get driven around in a car i get a boner from the vibrations and can't get out. Once I had to miss my train-stop because a hot office chick was sitting across from me and I coulden't get up!!! Another time I was dancing with this chick and got a boner. So I rubed it on her and she loved it so I made out with her. BUT!!! then I coulden't leave. It woulden't go down!!

Don't even mentchin swimming pools and DT's

I live in queensland so it's too hot to whear thighty whighties, jeens and a belt to tuck it into.

Dose anyone have any remidies, reasons or cures.
Can anyone make me feel better by saying they have the same problem and tell the funny story.

Bigsnake · Dec 20, 2006

wolf116 said:
I'm 19 for god sake.

I think you answered your own question right there.

Try thinking about something else? I find the only time it happens to be is when some girl is grinding on me or when I'm thinking about sex...

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

yes but this dosen't hapen to my friends. they can go to strip clubs! this is not normal.

LA_Chico · Dec 20, 2006

yea bro, alot of guys take pills cuz they cant get boners, you should be glad you get so easy

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

no this is not cool and I'm not glad. Where are the pills for me. This is affecting my life. When I go swiming. My friends are like, lets go already. and can't get out of the water.
There must be something...

I know it was just a joke. But on sighnfeild the bald dude took sum special tea. Because some chick with an accent gave him a boner. It worked too well for him tho. lol

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

I've always wanted to invent plastic reinforced underware. lol

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

do you think masterbating affects it. I think if I beat my meat It's worst the next day

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

I wonder what would happen if i just walked down the shops with a massive boner in my bordies. Acting like everythings cool.

Yapper · Dec 20, 2006

point it skyward. geez it's not that hard to go unnoticed. stop wearing sweat pants or something

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

I don't know what sweat pants are. But I ware bord shords because I'm a wanabe surfie and It's impossible to hide! Like at uni, after the professer bends over and I see her bra. After the lecture, and I have to stay there like a bumbass and play mobile phone games till it goes.

Doggystyle · Dec 20, 2006

wolf116 said:
I wonder what would happen if i just walked down the shops with a massive boner in my bordies. Acting like everythings cool.

ha ha, johnny knoxville did this on jack ass! funny ****!

You could try doing some intense physical exercise, that could work

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

I do weightlifting and mma. I think this makes it worse because it increases my testosterone(however you spell it). It feels like I'm turning into an animal.

Bible_Belt · Dec 20, 2006

Why are you only getting sex once a week? That's not enough.

Inappropriate boner story:

My first slow-dance with a girl in junior high was with a girl who had giant boobs that kept poking me in the chest. I didn't want to rub against her, so I pulled my waist back. This pushed my chest forward, more into her chest, and worsened the problem. We put on a unique display of slow-dancing. Later, this one kid told me that he could tell what was going on and that he had the same problem, so he duct-taped his d!ck to his lower stomach. He was very serious about it, and no one else was listening, so I think he was telling the truth. Weird, eh?

Desdinova · Dec 20, 2006

Moved to AE

Le Parisien · Dec 20, 2006

Yeah, I can imagine your embarrassment...

But be aware that many other guys, especially the older ones

would kill to have your "problem".

Now it might be embarrassing, but if your "problem" stays with you into your 40s, it might actually be a blessing in disguise.

Ok what I'm gonna say is serious, but at the same time it's in a jokingly manner: have you ever considered going into the porn industry?

Because they really need guys who can get hard under any circumstances, for as long as he wants, and getting hard over and over again. Whether it's in front of a young attractive chick, an old hag, a guy, a goat, or nothing at all...

seanchai · Dec 20, 2006

Dude it sometimes felt like I was dead from my waist down when I was your age (last year). You get no sympathy.

wolf116 · Dec 20, 2006

ok man that would suck. I don't feel as cursed anymore. It just means I can't take my date to the beach.

Ducktape hey lol. I don't want to damage my wang. Maybe I'll use it one day as a last resort. Just imagine the pain of removing it. or someone finding out.

Bible_Belt said:
Why are you only getting sex once a week? That's not enough.

I only see her once a week. So we pritty much have sex the whole day that I see her.

johnny_depp · Dec 20, 2006

hey it happens to me as well, so what I do is think about something else...and not about banging the chick in a minute.

musclyjerk · Dec 20, 2006

Yeah, think of your mother - if that doesn't work, your grandmother.

..or point it to the sky and wear jeans.

The Muscly Jerk

Ice Cold · Dec 20, 2006

Just amputate the left testicle.

Boners at bad times :mad:

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