I'm a legend

Me? I'm a legend...

Long time no seeing... living hard, hard living sometimes.

I would like to first honestly, sincerely, and deeply, thank you, thank you all gentlemen, for the kindness and respect, the appreciation devoted to all the things I wrote.
I stand up for everything, because when I hit the keys I was putting my heart on my fingertips... even if I changed, for that one day, for that one lonely afternoon, it was me in there.... heart and soul.

I came to this site today to read a good post by a british b@stard named stockholder, hope his posts are still around. I remember reading the things he wrote and wondering if someday I would live the crazy life he did, and become a crazy man as he was... and in fact, I did.

I've got many things to tell but since my time is short, I'll be objective... I'll pass on the words of my great Puerto Rican friend Eddie, who made stand up from the dirt and shine like a man...

" Do your thing ... be yourself, enjoy your time, and pu$$y will come... "

I'm a legend. I'm crazy.
I laugh out loud. I'm a f*cking arrogant pig. I curse every 5 or 6 words, in every sentence. I look at all the girls' that swing by.
I tell the truth and get people pis$ed. I tell my boss he's a piece of sh!t. Heck, I tell his boss that she's a piece of sh!t.
I love my sister. I give her more gifts than I will ever give any other woman in my life.
I love my mom , and I go out of my way to please her. I love my dad, even though he will always think I'm a piece of sh!t. I make my grandma proud. Hell, I'd make anyone's grandma proud.

I'm polite with ugly women. I'm rude with beautiful ones. I'm not afraid of anything other than regret, regret of not doing things while I can. Well, that, I fear a lot...it makes me crap my pants.
I make commited girls remember how beautiful and special they are, and how they settle for so little, and become so nastily humble (read low self-esteem) that they think they don't deserve any more.
And even though I hate myself for that sometimes, I have some beautiful female friends that are sisters to me, and I do the job of the emotional tampon more often than I should... all right, I said it, go ahead and throw the rocks at me!!

I always look for balance as a good Libra, but I find it hard to stay in gray areas. I'm always hot/cold , love/hate. And boy, how many people hate me!
Without even knowing me! That's a part of life though, and life is very funny... especially when their sisters are on the horizontal side of it !

Lazy, lacking proactivity, always giving people bad advices.
The first person to give a shoulder to cry on, to give a friendly word, to motivate , to instill hope. To leave women waiting and going for a drink with some good old friends.
Still trying to find a way to get Capricorn women to believe me... and still freaking out when someone takes my word for granted...

Sometimes I'm a looser like Good Ol' Charlie Brown, and sometimes I'm ****ier than Capt. Jack Sparrow... and I always go the extra mile to bring a smile to the face of a sad friend... and risk my job and my teeth to make a beautiful woman blush...

Too right for the b!tches, too wrong for the family girls...lost in between and having myself a crazy time.
In the end of the day, if I brought a smile to someone's face, if I made someone's heart warmer, it was worth it. Really worth it.

And if I didn't, well, I'll keep trying. I loose a lot, I get ditched by the girls I want to kiss the most but you can be sure that they will come crawling for me. They all get crazy when they see they're missing the good times..

I'm looking for Miss Right but while she's not in town I have fun with Miss Wrong and Miss Trouble.
I fell in love with a blonde blue eyed angel that I crossed by in Sacramento, and I swear that I'll go back there one day and kiss her. And oh boy how I miss these beautiful ladies in Nashville with their jeans and their boots.

I wanna marry a british woman. They have sexy, beautiful accents, and always polite and in a good mood. Even if they're fat, the must be lovely in bed.
A friend of mine in the navy told me that girls in New Zealand scream like porn stars in bed... hey, I wanna check that out too... and I want to bed my ex-gf in Munich when she runs aways from me for good...

You know my friends, I wanna see all of my good friends getting married, I promised them all I'll get drunk and bed all of the bride's maids (am I using the right words? Ah, I don't care! )

I just love these motherf*ckers and I want the best for them...all the success and the money that I'm too lazy to go after...
I wanna make my mother proud and marry a beautiful , intelligent woman, who takes my breath away.
And I swear I'll punch the bastard who will marry my sister if he makes her cry.

To all of you my friends, I thought I was forgotten... I thought I was just dust in the attic.
But you made me smile. You made me happy. Made me proud of myself.
These are all seeds I spread around to fly to the world. And if they found a place in you, it's not because I'm good, not because I'm a good writer or a great guy (even though in fact I am LOL )

It's because you're great people !! You are !
Your hearts bear dreams , hopes and goals that I can only envy. Or better, friends don't envy, they root for !!

I'm a worthless hound dog my friends... I ain't worth a dime...I have no pedigree
But you my boys, you, you're the future... you're capable of achieving all of your big dreams... and seeing all that recognition from you, I feel like that old bum who got a 100 dollar bill from an executive... exceptely that it's a thousand times more intense and the dolar bill is placed in my soul...

Thanks a lot my friends... and live on,
you're all legends...

Have a good one, I love you all!!

What I may post right now could be the most AFC thing that you may possibly hear, but right now I don't really care.


BBB man, thank you so ****ing much. Your posts were probably THE most contributing factor to me changing my life. Enjoying every second of it, wanting to laugh and making people laugh. For at least a week or two I would make sure to wake up and read one of your posts (not only did I have alot of them printed out, but I had already read through them), to get my day started off postively. So my hats off to you man, I considered your posts the most inspirational, especially the Italian Dressing, I'm winning, and HAPPY (especially this one), and the Illusion of Lust Vs Love really helped out as well. You dunno how many people I've told to read your posts man.

I sound like a fanboy but damnit I siad I would tell you how much I appreciated all you're help if you ever came back here.


It sounds like your depressed bro, you ****ing definetly aren't a houndog, trust me. There are legitimate jerks in the world, you aren't one of them. You took time out to not only help us guys out here, but help out all you're friends IRL and **** man, you came back with your experieneces to help imprive everyone's lives man. You are now out of high school right? But its funny and weird that with the click of a few buttons I could go back and see where you used to be in high school, where you used to love Speed seduction, when you ditched it, etc, and its like watching hte progression of a man and saying, "****ing great, that's gonna be me next".

Yo man, thanks for all man and hope you stick around alot longer, you're post wer some of the best things on this board.

/fanboy off.

Hey,

Although I DO admire all that inner game you have there is a bluff that i feel like i have to call.

"A rich man doesn't have to say he's rich".

Get it?

I think you sh ould reread the post, its not meant to be about boasting or bragging, at least that's what I got from it.

Also, though thats a good quote, I hope you didn't read the Game and actually try to live that way, its not worth it.

I'm polite with ugly women. I'm rude with beautiful ones.

Love it...

Welcome back man, your threads have been bumped recently and I like what I have read.

iCandy said:

Hey,

Although I DO admire all that inner game you have there is a bluff that i feel like i have to call.

"A rich man doesn't have to say he's rich".

Get it?

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you dont know bbb until you know bbb.

iCandy said:

Hey,

Although I DO admire all that inner game you have there is a bluff that i feel like i have to call.

"A rich man doesn't have to say he's rich".

Get it?

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The only thing I get is a misplaced quote suggesting that you agree with said quote. If you want to be humble, be so. If you one day feel like bragging, then fvcking brag. Meanwhile, don't bust someone else's balls for not following your faith.

Live and let live.

BBB, a familiar name...

F*ck you BBB, you Brazilian b*tch!

Great to see you man!

I didnt read any of your post up above but, Im glad some real DJs are still around.

read some of your stuff recently,

Stay around buddy

Hey guys,

Like i said it's not my intention to bust on this guy.

But you don't see top gurus saying they're this and that. They let the other guys do it for them.

Again... just a reminder... It's not my intention to bust on this guy!

It's all right man, one of the first things I told is that I'm a f*cking arrogant pig... if your heart tells you to hide your game and play cool it's ok , it's right for you, but there's no absolute truth man, there's just what feels right for you..

Dp, Damn forums..

Finally someone says it.

Life is about enjoying it and doing what you like, not thinking of techniques and worrying about what others think. damn its cool to meet this guy.

























But I still won't let you in these pants, you gotta work just like everyone else .

weeds bend and still stand after the storm, while the powerful oak falls.

hahaha. if bbb wants to be an arogant ass, thats cool.

Hey, I've been out of the forums for a long time, so I'm not sure If I used to talk with you, but a definte congradulations.

To all the other people learning about DJ Philosophy, take this man as example. The goal seems so far away, but step by step... it comes true. As it go's with accomplishing something with your life, a DJ philosophy makes it easier, but it is your desicion what to do with your life.

Peace

I came across this and took it in...

Damn... this just made me want to start posting again...

AS

Haven't seen anything from BBB in awhile. Good stuff!

Here's my opinion on the boasting thing:

If you've put in your time out in the field and you have something worth boasting about, then no one here has any right to stop you because you EARNED your boasting. BBB has more than done that. Props.

Man, i totally felt what BBB was saying. He's not really bragging. It's more of just a letting out all his experiences and feelings and just completely giving you a scope inside his mind. I love this guy. I wondered what happened to him, but he just went out and experienced everything. His writing and thoughts changed me along with the thoughts of others. His concepts just seem so down to earth and have a unique feel to them. I missed ya man. I just recently started coming back here as well. Best of luck to you BBB. hope to hear more of your experiences and adventures.

Eternal said:

F*ck you BBB, you Brazilian b*tch!

Great to see you man!

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I came here to post this you unoriginal prick