Rocko
Senior Don Juan
Hey guys, brace yourselves, this is a long one.
Ok, so last night my brother was having a party to break in his new apartment in Santa Barbara. There was beer, smoking (all kinds), music, but sadly it started out as a Sausage Fest ('06). Finally, after getting some hookah and beer into my system, the girls began to show up. I randomly saw a girl from my English class who had a HB8 friend with her, so I started talking to them, introduced myself to the HB8 and teased her for not knowing the rules of smoking hookah. I started cracking some C&F on her, when suddenly i realized her interest was totally going away, i tried to get it back, but then i realized her BF was there and he was totally AMOG the situation, so i dropped it. More girls (Canadian) came to the party, which is where the story REALLY begins.
(Conversation b/w me and my brother's friend):
Friend: Dude, have you met HB8 (lets call her Lauren)?
Me: No, is she cute?
Friend: Ya dude, and she wants to hook up with someone!! DO IT MAN!!
(I was still bummed about the other HB8 and still had not seen Lauren)
Me: Eh...well, I guess, lets go
He took me to go meet her (took us 5 minutes to find her).
Friend introduced us and he went to hook up with the chick he was with right next to us.
When we first met, she got my name confused with my friends (she was WAY drunk). She called me his name 4 times, but i made sure she would remember mine. I was kinda nervious when i was talking to her, wasn't really used to girls being wasted while i am talking to them, so my brother's friend helped me out a little. He suggested spin the bottle, and what do you know? the bottle she spun landed on me!
She kissed me on the lips and my brother's friend was like "Ahhh weak! Come on, I wanna see a REAL kiss" So we went for it again and it was a solid 5 second frenchie. We stopped playing after that cause a bunch of guys came in. We left and started talking about first-kisses and how bad hers was. She was totally into me, I could tell, I knew it was on. She went to go to the RR, so I decided to stay and wait for her.
Then my "natural" friend came in and started talking to me about his strats and what he was gonna do. I told what i was up to and he gave me a condom for good luck. I was so excited I had to go to the bathroom. I left and returned after a minute and saw different people in the room we were in (hooking-up). So I looked outside the door and saw she was talking to another guy. I would not let it fly this time!! AMOG!!! I DOMINATED HIM!! She was back onto me (the guy was a TOTAL AFC). She ended up **** blocking her friend on accident so i teased her for that. I pulled her aside and gave her IOIs, and out of nowhere, there were 10 solid people standing next to us all talking. BUZZ KILL!! She whispered in my ear "I had waayy too much to drink, I'm gonna go to sleep now, I'm so tired..." then she passed out.
I got SOOO mad it wasn't even funny. So w/e, i went back out to the party and decided I too would go to sleep. As everyone started leaving / sleeping, my friends I had come with suggested we go eat. I was hungry so i joined in. As we got back, i went back to my room to get some sleep, little did i know, my brother was gettin it on with a girl from the party, so i waited like 20 minutes for him to finish before i would go back into the room. It was like 2AM by now and i was heading back to my room to sleep. I opened the door and saw some random ass guy sleeping in my sleeping bag, and some girl using my pillow
I looked all around the house for a place to crash, but got nothing. Then I remembered the girl from before "Lauren" I was going to go sleep on the couch with her. When i got there, she was already awake looking for her bag to take her contacts out. I walked around with her looking for it and talking (about Canada and random stuff). When we finally found her stuff and she had changed into Pijamas it was 2:30. The Sofa was small so we squeezed together (by this time i had a MASSIVE hard-on for the girl). We talked a little and then after about a minute of silence, I put my arm around her chest and started massaging her left shoulder. She lifted her neck (which i took as an invitation to start kissing) so thats what i did. I started kissing her neck and began moving my hand from her shoulders to her chest, and then to legs / ass. Here's where it gets sad.
SHE PASSED OUT AGAIN!!
Haha, just my luck. I was hard as a rock, just sitting there with her ass on my nuts, and there was nothing to do about it. The people next to us started getting it on and low and behold, she WOKE UP!! She **** blocked again and I made fun of her for it. By this time we were both dead tired and I had to sleep, even though it was unreasonable hard with a massive boner going on.
Just my luck she had to drink so much, but w/e. I will probably never see her again and I am mad at myself for not getting further then first base with her neck...I had that in the bag. Hopefully I will see her again by the end of summer.
Sarge on everyone (there is not much detail in the conversations because I felt it was unnecessary, I just wanted to show you guys how you can transition from one move to the next, one of my stick points to be honest). Hope this helps.
Ok, so last night my brother was having a party to break in his new apartment in Santa Barbara. There was beer, smoking (all kinds), music, but sadly it started out as a Sausage Fest ('06). Finally, after getting some hookah and beer into my system, the girls began to show up. I randomly saw a girl from my English class who had a HB8 friend with her, so I started talking to them, introduced myself to the HB8 and teased her for not knowing the rules of smoking hookah. I started cracking some C&F on her, when suddenly i realized her interest was totally going away, i tried to get it back, but then i realized her BF was there and he was totally AMOG the situation, so i dropped it. More girls (Canadian) came to the party, which is where the story REALLY begins.
(Conversation b/w me and my brother's friend):
Friend: Dude, have you met HB8 (lets call her Lauren)?
Me: No, is she cute?
Friend: Ya dude, and she wants to hook up with someone!! DO IT MAN!!
(I was still bummed about the other HB8 and still had not seen Lauren)
Me: Eh...well, I guess, lets go
He took me to go meet her (took us 5 minutes to find her).
Friend introduced us and he went to hook up with the chick he was with right next to us.
When we first met, she got my name confused with my friends (she was WAY drunk). She called me his name 4 times, but i made sure she would remember mine. I was kinda nervious when i was talking to her, wasn't really used to girls being wasted while i am talking to them, so my brother's friend helped me out a little. He suggested spin the bottle, and what do you know? the bottle she spun landed on me!
She kissed me on the lips and my brother's friend was like "Ahhh weak! Come on, I wanna see a REAL kiss" So we went for it again and it was a solid 5 second frenchie. We stopped playing after that cause a bunch of guys came in. We left and started talking about first-kisses and how bad hers was. She was totally into me, I could tell, I knew it was on. She went to go to the RR, so I decided to stay and wait for her.Then my "natural" friend came in and started talking to me about his strats and what he was gonna do. I told what i was up to and he gave me a condom for good luck. I was so excited I had to go to the bathroom. I left and returned after a minute and saw different people in the room we were in (hooking-up). So I looked outside the door and saw she was talking to another guy. I would not let it fly this time!! AMOG!!! I DOMINATED HIM!! She was back onto me (the guy was a TOTAL AFC). She ended up **** blocking her friend on accident so i teased her for that. I pulled her aside and gave her IOIs, and out of nowhere, there were 10 solid people standing next to us all talking. BUZZ KILL!! She whispered in my ear "I had waayy too much to drink, I'm gonna go to sleep now, I'm so tired..." then she passed out.
I got SOOO mad it wasn't even funny. So w/e, i went back out to the party and decided I too would go to sleep. As everyone started leaving / sleeping, my friends I had come with suggested we go eat. I was hungry so i joined in. As we got back, i went back to my room to get some sleep, little did i know, my brother was gettin it on with a girl from the party, so i waited like 20 minutes for him to finish before i would go back into the room. It was like 2AM by now and i was heading back to my room to sleep. I opened the door and saw some random ass guy sleeping in my sleeping bag, and some girl using my pillow
I looked all around the house for a place to crash, but got nothing. Then I remembered the girl from before "Lauren" I was going to go sleep on the couch with her
. When i got there, she was already awake looking for her bag to take her contacts out. I walked around with her looking for it and talking (about Canada and random stuff). When we finally found her stuff and she had changed into Pijamas it was 2:30. The Sofa was small so we squeezed together (by this time i had a MASSIVE hard-on for the girl). We talked a little and then after about a minute of silence, I put my arm around her chest and started massaging her left shoulder. She lifted her neck (which i took as an invitation to start kissing) so thats what i did. I started kissing her neck and began moving my hand from her shoulders to her chest, and then to legs / ass. Here's where it gets sad.SHE PASSED OUT AGAIN!!
Haha, just my luck. I was hard as a rock, just sitting there with her ass on my nuts, and there was nothing to do about it. The people next to us started getting it on and low and behold, she WOKE UP!!
She **** blocked again and I made fun of her for it. By this time we were both dead tired and I had to sleep, even though it was unreasonable hard with a massive boner going on.Just my luck she had to drink so much, but w/e. I will probably never see her again and I am mad at myself for not getting further then first base with her neck...I had that in the bag. Hopefully I will see her again by the end of summer.
Sarge on everyone (there is not much detail in the conversations because I felt it was unnecessary, I just wanted to show you guys how you can transition from one move to the next, one of my stick points to be honest). Hope this helps.