Hey all, i need some advice on hitting on this 8.5.

Well you's don't know me yet. i'm a newbie, come from australia i'm 19 and yeah, really need to get my life into this serious ****, where all the action happens, so here i am, i'm glad i stumbled along this site cause theres not only stuff that answers all my questions, but it all comes from personal experiences.

I love u guys (and girls) already. :cheer:

So anyway, i've got a bit of a back problems, and i've been recommended to have a deep muscle body massage, so i've got one at this new body place, where this hot chick, about 8.5 works.

I know her because when they opened the store, i sold her all the paint and accessories she needed to do the shop up with. Damn, i wish i knew more of this stuff back then, maybe things could of kicked off better.

But neway, i've been to the hair dressers a couple of times and i just sit there and go, well what the hell can i say to spark some interesting, ****y/funny conversation with this girl (different girl to the one i want).

And i know that this will happen with this 8.5.

So to all you Dj's out there, i'd appreciate some tips, examples nething you go that can help me out, i'll try nething.

come on guys, 33 views and no little advice. Even a recommendation of a topic i should read that perhaps i havn't found yet.

Take a class on improv and acting. Check with your local community college and local comedy clubs.
Other then that, it's ok not to know what to say. Amuse yourself with the fact that you don't know what to say.

haha well i could do the schmuck, bit live in australia, in a country town, the city closest to me is about 30 mins away, and trust me, it ain't big enough to attract a comedy clubs.

But i'll try the amusement bit, not sure how i'll use it, but i guess i can only try.