AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Since most of the 2001-2003 people are gone, someone needs to put things in order. I bring to you the Frequently Asked Retarded Questions. I don't understand how dumb some of you are by asking questions with such obvious answers.
From now on, these questions are answered ONCE, and never again.
Feel free to ask additional questions here. Don't make another thread.
LOL HOW CAN I GET GIRLS?
You can get girls by not being a retard. You can start by reading the DJ Bible, or the HS DJ Bible.
LOL WHERE CAN I GET GIRLS?
NOT AT HOME. There are no girls on your PS2, there are some girls on AIM.. it's not the same thing. I drove around saturday night high as **** with 3 girls, bumping music and smokin weed all night long. One of the girls, I ended up making out with all night, 5 hours after meeting her.
Again, there are no girls at home. Mom doesn't count.
LOL HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS? I SUCK LOL
Speak. Say something like "hello". It's not hard anymore because you got their attention. They're going to look at you and see if you're cute. You will be because you listened to me and you actually look nice. They want to know what you want from them. Ask them what's up, where they're from, what're they doing out here, what school, do you know so and so... it's really easy. leave with their number or myspace.
LOL WHAT IS THE BEST PICKUP LINE?
There isn't a magical word or sentence that gets you girls. You need to be able to try and see what works, and what doesn't. You need to be able to say the right things. It starts with confidence and knowledge. These start on this board.
LOL HOW DO I KISS A GIRL?
It's pretty easy. You see it everywhere, so imitate. It's really really easy. Just make sure your breath is good, your lips aren't cold, and you're moving your hands around. I'd put up a video of me making out, but I don't have one, so all you need to know about your hands is that they should be around her, moving up her back, her neck, waist, belly button, hair. Anywhere else isn't really appropriate just for making out.
LOL HOW DO I GET HEAD OR ORAL SEX?
Ask. If you can't ask for a "kiss" down there, then you shouldn't be getting oral sex. You can try to hint at it by moving her head down there. If she refuses, you're a tard for messing up.
MY FACE IS UGLY, WHAT DO I DO?
Sorry. Having straight teeth, nice hair, no pimples means that you're not ugly. ALL THESE THINGS ARE FIXABLE, SO FIX THEM.
LOL I PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY, AND STILL WATCH THE SIMPSONS. HOW CAN I STOP BEING A LOSER?
Leave your house. Play a sport. Smoke weed. Make some friends. An interesting combination of all four, maybe? I used to be like that. Now, I have hundreds of people I can call and kick it with ranging from 20 miles south to 40 miles north of my area. I even have friends in other states.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A LOSER?
Because you look and act like one. How do you change this? See above question.
HOW DO I LOSE WEIGHT?
Start doing drugs. OR, you can be smart about it and work out. Run more than you should, lift more than you should, and eat responsibly.
HOW CAN I BE LIKE YOU AC/DC?
Try really hard.
From now on, these questions are answered ONCE, and never again.
Feel free to ask additional questions here. Don't make another thread.
LOL HOW CAN I GET GIRLS?
You can get girls by not being a retard. You can start by reading the DJ Bible, or the HS DJ Bible.
LOL WHERE CAN I GET GIRLS?
NOT AT HOME. There are no girls on your PS2, there are some girls on AIM.. it's not the same thing. I drove around saturday night high as **** with 3 girls, bumping music and smokin weed all night long. One of the girls, I ended up making out with all night, 5 hours after meeting her.
Again, there are no girls at home. Mom doesn't count.
LOL HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS? I SUCK LOL
Speak. Say something like "hello". It's not hard anymore because you got their attention. They're going to look at you and see if you're cute. You will be because you listened to me and you actually look nice. They want to know what you want from them. Ask them what's up, where they're from, what're they doing out here, what school, do you know so and so... it's really easy. leave with their number or myspace.
LOL WHAT IS THE BEST PICKUP LINE?
There isn't a magical word or sentence that gets you girls. You need to be able to try and see what works, and what doesn't. You need to be able to say the right things. It starts with confidence and knowledge. These start on this board.
LOL HOW DO I KISS A GIRL?
It's pretty easy. You see it everywhere, so imitate. It's really really easy. Just make sure your breath is good, your lips aren't cold, and you're moving your hands around. I'd put up a video of me making out, but I don't have one, so all you need to know about your hands is that they should be around her, moving up her back, her neck, waist, belly button, hair. Anywhere else isn't really appropriate just for making out.
LOL HOW DO I GET HEAD OR ORAL SEX?
Ask. If you can't ask for a "kiss" down there, then you shouldn't be getting oral sex. You can try to hint at it by moving her head down there. If she refuses, you're a tard for messing up.
MY FACE IS UGLY, WHAT DO I DO?
Sorry. Having straight teeth, nice hair, no pimples means that you're not ugly. ALL THESE THINGS ARE FIXABLE, SO FIX THEM.
LOL I PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY, AND STILL WATCH THE SIMPSONS. HOW CAN I STOP BEING A LOSER?
Leave your house. Play a sport. Smoke weed. Make some friends. An interesting combination of all four, maybe? I used to be like that. Now, I have hundreds of people I can call and kick it with ranging from 20 miles south to 40 miles north of my area. I even have friends in other states.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A LOSER?
Because you look and act like one. How do you change this? See above question.
HOW DO I LOSE WEIGHT?
Start doing drugs. OR, you can be smart about it and work out. Run more than you should, lift more than you should, and eat responsibly.
HOW CAN I BE LIKE YOU AC/DC?
Try really hard.
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